Doctor Reacts to Family Guy Medical Scenes

(electricity buzzing) - All right, Rupert,

the fertilization device is complete. - Fertilization- - Would impregnate me with the child

that will bring Brian

and me back together! - I don't know what he's hoping to do here.

(dramatic music) (dramatic music continues) They injected something into his umbilicus,

but he doesn't have a uterus.

What is the plan here?

Is he gonna poop out out a new baby? - Good morning, Brian.

(Brian sniffing) - What is that?

I smell pee. - Yes, you do, Brian!

(bright music) - He gave himself a tumor.

You know, some men will actually fail a sports drug test,

and the reason they fail the blood test is not

because they're using banned substances,

but because they have a testicular tumor. - What have you done? - I

think you mean,

what have we done? - What? - Brian, we're pregnant! - Oh,

my God! - I took your DNA

and inserted it into my temporary uterus through my fertilization device. - What's a

temporary uterus? - Oh my God,

you're serious!

People are gonna think I had sex with a male baby

and then got him pregnant! - Oh,

thank you for finding a way to make it sound horrible. - It sounds

horrible and not scientifically plausible! - Geez,

how far along are you? - I'm not really sure.

Two days?

Six months?

There's a certain amount of guesswork involved in this. - You know,

we can actually do the measurement by measuring above the suprapubic area to the

end of the round portion of the belly. - Oh,

my back is killing me!

And I've also been experiencing a little,

(electronic buzzing) - Oh! - Morning sickness. - That was projectile vomiting.

In a baby, I'm worried about pyloric stenosis. - Let's get a few candids.

Dad, can I get one of your head on the belly? - Oh, Dad!

I just got emotional.

♪ Everybody baby ♪ - I feel like he has a small bowel obstruction.

He's vomiting because of the small bowel obstruction,

and it's creating a buildup of gas. - I'm having such a craving for burgers.

It's like my body is just craving red meat, and mint chip ice cream,

but only mint chip. - A little pica goes a long way. - What

are you looking at?

Go push your buttons.

My husband will kick your arse. - Stop saying I'm your husband. - Oh, Brian,

I need you to take me to the hospital. - Why? - My water

just broke! - Oh my God! - Why is this

so realistic? - Oh!

You're gonna have to drive a little faster! - Already going over the speed

limits! - We're too late,

pull over!

It's starting to come out! - You know, I just realized it hit me,

that I'm trying to critique a cartoon about a male baby creating a baby

with a canine.

The whole time, I'm talking about the scientific implausibility of that,

and there is a canine driving the vehicle.

And I realized that I've perhaps not suspended my disbelief early enough into this

episode. - Brian,

I'm going to need you to deliver the baby. - Oh, oh, okay.

Can you wait a second while I put a towel down?

I don't want anything to get on the seats. - Oh, no, of course.

Our first priority should be to keep the vinyl clean. - Vinyl?

Who has vinyl seats in a Toyota Prius?

You gotta either get that cloth, or you're upgrading to the leather,

baby. - Can you see the head? - I don't know where to look! - Well,

maybe you should look at the part of me where there's a baby coming

out!

(Stewie screaming) How did Murphy Brown make this look so easy? - Careful,

don't get anything on the- (explosive splattering) - Oh! - Seats. - Oh God,

I think another one's coming! - I don't see it! - I think it's

coming outta my mouth!

(explosive splattering) - Oh! - There's more! - I'm sure this is not the

commercial Toyota imagined for their Prius. - What is happening?

Okay, while this is all ridiculous, I want one. - Ah,

I just put Jack and Rose down for their nap.

And I'm trying to keep the more attractive ones in this area. - This

is a nightmare. - Oh,

I caught two of them trying to eat each other,

so that's something we need to watch out for. - You know,

Bear was born in a litter of like 13,

and almost all of them died.

He's a survivor. (upbeat music) - This is for the best. - Yeah, I mean,

I'm sure they'll be adopted. - Oh God, yeah.

I'm still keeping all the gifts from the baby shower. - You had a

baby shower? - They have cats

that are bred with some kind of wild type Savannah cat,

and they're called F1 mixes or something, based on the generation that they are.

This is that, but human, dog.

Homo canine sapiens. - Oh, well, every Halloween, me,

Joe and Quagmire do this thing where one of us is it,

and then the other two of us nail the crap out of him with

awesome pranks. - Well,

who's it this year? - Hey, hey, get away!

Just get away from me, Peter! - Hey, take it easy, Quagmire.

Nobody wants to hurt you, right, Joe? - Got ya! - Ha!

Hepatitis C! - Joke's on you.

I already got it! - Meningitis! - I'm a carrier. - What does that mean,

you're a carrier?

Could you could at least say you just got the Bexsero meningitis vaccine. -

I don't know,

Joe, that's it.

We're outta known diseases.

Unless... - You go to Russia and you get that smallpox,

baby. (car zooming) What are they getting here?

Ebola?

(mosquito buzzing) Oh, malaria? - All right, what this is has no name,

so you can't have it. - I love that he sicced the fly,

or the mosquito onto him.

Oh!

(Quagmire collapsing) (Joe laughing) - We got him. - Halloween is fun. - That's

a dangerous game to play.

Because some conditions are lethal real quick.

And by the way, if you have a unique condition, let's say from Africa,

from visiting Africa, and you don't tell your doctor

that you just came back from Africa,

we're gonna have a terrible time diagnosing you.

In fact, I guarantee you, you will be misdiagnosed. (bright music) - Peter,

you gotta come outside! - This already feels like an episode of "Hoarders," "Strange

Addiction," where the person's stuck inside their home.

They're keeping all their bottles of beer and Chinese food.

It doesn't look like a healthy lifestyle.

We'll leave it at that.

Oh!

That's called stuck to the sofa pillow-itis. (mysterious music) (Peter gasping) (Peter struggling) You

know,

skin tears are a real thing and they can happen.

It's different than a degloving injury.

Don't Google it.

♪ Let me know, let me know ♪ ♪ Do you love the way

I do when I'm lovin' ♪ - This is gonna be painful.

Although maybe if he has a hairy back,

it's just gonna be a back wax. - You'll be fine.

Here's a video to help you understand. -

When a fat guy's sweaty skin presses against couch fabric for an extended period

of time,

the fabric fibers fuse together with the skin. - No, they don't.

This is like, I think they're trying to paint the picture of licking an

ice pole or a metal pole

when it's icy out. - The longer you stay sedentary,

the stronger the bond. - You know what's interesting though?

Wild medical concept.

But if you do have two organs

that are touching together for a long period of time,

and if they're rubbing, there's friction, there's inflammation, you can develop a passageway,

also known as a fistula.

So you can have your intestines create a passageway into your bladder, where yes,

your worst fear comes true.

You pee poop.

You pee poop.

You pee poop. (ominous music) - Oh, hell no!

Oh hell no, no!

(TV static noise) - Hey, mom,

was I always able to see the living room from the kitchen?

(Lois sighing) - I've had enough of this.

That stupid couch is messing up our house.

If Peter won't let Dr.

Hartman remove it, we're doing it ourselves.

I put an Ambien in his beer,

so he's out cold. - An Ambien is not gonna keep someone asleep

if you start performing surgery on them.

Not that I'm ever recommending anyone tries

that. - I saw you put Ambien in your beer,

too. - Every adult has to take Ambien every night to even have a

prayer at sleep. - Not true!

It's the only used for short-form insomnia.

Short-term insomnia. - I can't tell the skin from couch. - Well,

err on the skin side.

I love this couch. - It's from Ethan Allen,

you know. - So are they gonna cut his skin, or the fabric?

Or both?

Because they're not gonna be able to disinfect that area quickly enough.

This is not even a sterile environment.

I'm concerned. - What's going on? - Peter, enough is enough.

That couch is coming off.

We're sick of your shenanigans! - Argh!

How dare you!

I work my ass off to bring home the bacon for this family.

And all you can say is, "We don't want bacon.

We want actual money!"

Well, I don't have money!

I spent it all on bacon! - Peter, put yourself in our shoes. - I can't!

My feet swelled up too much from all the bacon! -

That can happen if you have congestive heart failure,

and you consume products rich in sodium.

You can get overloaded to the point where your feet

and lower legs do swell.

Interestingly enough, there have been cases of people saying

that they've woken up

while on Ambien,

and had no control over what they were doing.

So much so that they committed murders

and tried to blame the Ambien! - I'm going to sleep on the couch,

on the couch. - I'm going to sleep, couch squared.

(Peter grunting) Pivot!

Pivot, Peter! - Pivot!

(audience laughing) Pivot!

(TV static noise) - You know what?

Just gimme a push.

(Peter yelling) (couch crashing) - I'm sure the couch provided adequate cushioning for

that fall. (bright music) - Peter,

you should really slow down.

You've already had like 30 hamburgers. - Shut up, Brian!

It relieves the pain of mustache-lessness. - Are they in White Castle,

where you get those like mini burgers? - And it's working!

I no longer feel the pain!

Come to think of it,

I can't really feel anything on the left half of my body. - Really?

That doesn't sound good. - That sounds like a stroke, and I'd be concerned,

especially with his little speech difficulty that he's having there. - Oh, Peter,

are you winking at me? - He's getting, he's developing a droop. - Oh, my God.

Someone call an ambulance! - This is where time is of the essence.

Because there's a certain window

that we can help treat the clot with a medication known

as tPA. - Mrs.

Griffin, your husband has had a stroke. - I presume ischemic,

but it could be hemorrhagic.

Remember, there are two types.

Ischemic is there's a blockage in blood flow in the blood vessels.

Hemorrhagic meaning that the blood flow is spreading in the brain, in a sense,

because the blood vessels have ruptured, and there's bleeding.

But the problem is kind of universal.

Because in both scenarios, the brain's not getting enough oxygen.

Because when the brain's not getting enough blood flow from a blockage,

not enough oxygen, it dies.

If the blood vessels start bleeding out, the brain's not getting enough blood flow,

not enough oxygen. - The left half of his body is completely paralyzed. - Oh,

my God!

Peter, sweetheart, how do you feel? - Eh, had better days, Lois.

Had better days. - At least he's able to speak, because sometimes with a stroke,

you might get some kind of aphasia. - Have you ever had a chiropractic

adjustment? - What's that? - It's a procedure where a guy who couldn't get

into medical school tries to rip your head off. - Does it work? -

If you believe it works.

It's kind of like the Polar Express. - Let's do it! - Okay,

I'll give it a shot. - Isn't he not a chiropractor?

(loud banging) (angelic music) - Holy crap!

What happened? - Well, I think we simply found your true height.

Before years of poor posture

and wear and tear crushed your spirit

and your spine. - Imagine it was

that simple.

My big criticism, especially of chiropractic videos on social media,

is that no matter what condition people come in for,

the treatment is always the same.

The mid-back crack, the neck rotation crack, and the lumbar rotate the knees,

push on the lumbar spine.

And while maybe there are utilities for certain adjustments, to say they're universal,

no matter what issue someone's having, leads me to be incredibly skeptical,

and I'm putting that nicely. - I was able to remove his tumor.

And if anyone wants to keep it, it's here in this Tupperware. - Tupperware?

Biohazard!

We send it out to get tested first of all, cytology.

Come on, histopathology. - This is half of a chicken cutlet. - Oh, boy.

What did I have for lunch? - Oh, my God!

He full on ate his glioblastoma multiforme.

Wonder what the caloric content of that is?

(gentle music) Okay, a harmonica inside the abdomen.

Interesting. - Well, the harmonica is up there pretty good. -

But did he insert it from down below

or from up above? - Unfortunately,

removing it would require a very expensive surgery that's not covered by your TGI

Friday's gift card. (harmonica music) - Gives new meaning to a toot. - Okay,

heart sounds good. - I try not to say good, bad, awesome, terrible.

That's judgmental.

Ideally, what you wanna say is normal.

It sounds accelerated.

It sounds slow.

There's decreased bowel sounds, increased bowel sounds.

Less judgmental, more objective. - All right, Mr.

Griffin, I'm just gonna need you to drop your pants,

and we'll check your prostate. - What? - Drop your pants, turn around,

and lean forward. - Okay.

So, how's this work?

You just feel my pulse?

(Peter screaming) (loud crashing) What the hell was that? - Mr.

Griffin, that's a prostate exam. - Shut up!

You had your finger in my ass! - That's how a prostate exam is

performed. - It's called digital rectal exam. - Now,

if you'll just let me- - Get away from me! -

And you should tell the patient everything you're doing beforehand,

and lubrication helps. - I am over the Simpsons. - Well,

what are you saying? - I'm saying the Simpsons suck! - Oh, are you?

(both grunting) - When did they do this crossover?

First, "The Pitt," now "Family Guy?"

(upbeat music) (loud punching) Their form is terrible.

All upper body punches.

(Peter yelling) (loud punching) Oh,

I like Homer's movement on defense. (loud punching) (children yelling) Oh, my goodness!

(loud punching) (glass shattering) (loud punching) This is so violent.

Actually, this is reminding me more of "Deadpool versus Wolverine." (bus zooming) (Peter yelling)

All right,

so if your body is being held in place by doors of a bus,

you will be developing neck spasms, most prominently of the sternocleidomastoid muscle,

as well as the paraspinal muscles,

and the anterior and posterior scalene muscles of the neck.

And then as your body is being hit across multiple vehicles,

you're gonna develop significant damage in your femur,

most notably around the greater trochanter. (dramatic music) - Oh. - Phew! - That's

gonna be a pneumothorax until proven otherwise. (tense music) Oh.

(Homer screaming) (glass shattering) Oh!

Okay, he can't last long in that position. - I'm in danger. (glass shattering) - Yeah,

you are. (loud punching) Oh,

you gotta be careful of the radiation. (loud explosion) (both grunting) Ooh, good move.

They're making their way. (dramatic music) (loud punching) (angelic music) (upbeat music) - Hey,

that's no fair!

I don't got none of them! - Is that true?

"Family Guy" has no Emmys?

(dramatic music) (glass shattering) Oh, wow.

I prefer them this way. (electricity buzzing) (dramatic music) (both yelling) I don't know

what this green substance is,

but it can't be good for their skin. (dramatic music) (Homer yelling) Oh,

it's Incredible Hulk now. (loud punching) (Peter yelling)

So this is how the Big Bang happened. (dramatic music) Oh,

zygomatic arch, multiple teeth coming out.

The avulsions are real.

Oh, oh my God!

The exophthalmos, the eye. (dramatic music) Oh!

(Homer screaming) I feel bad for the carpals, the metacarpals. (dramatic music) Kryptonite.

(Homer screaming) (Peter screaming) Oh,

right in the scrotum. (dramatic music) - Say hi to Maude Flanders. (dramatic music) - No,

you say hi to Muriel Goldman. - Who?

(Peter screaming) (loud crashing) - Oh!

(dramatic music) Well, he can't be alive, surely.

This is not compatible with Simpson's life. (dramatic music) (Homer grunting) - What are

you still doing here? - I think you're gonna get a kick outta this.

You're parked behind me at your place. - That is funny! - Literally,

this is Wolverine meets Deadpool, fighting to the death.

Click here, check it out, Marvel reaction.

As always, stay happy and healthy. (bright music)