Every Hogwarts Lesson | Compilation | Harry Potter

One of the wizards most rudimentary

skills is levitation or

the ability to make objects fly.

Uh, do you all have your feathers? Good.

Now, uh, don't forget the nice wrist movement we've been practicing.

The swish and flick, everyone.

The swish and flick. Good.

Oh, inunciate wingardian leviosa.

Off you go Wingardium leviosa. Wingardium leviosa. Look. Stop. Stop. Stop.

You're going to take someone's eye out.

Besides, you're saying it wrong.

It's Leviosa, not Leviosa.

You do it then if you're so clever. Go on. Go on. Oh, well done. See here everyone.

This Granger has done it. Splendid. When God leos. Well done, dear.

I think we're going to need another feather over here, professor. We made it.

Can you imagine the look on we're going to go to space if we were late?

That was bloody brilliant.

Oh, thank you for that assessment, Mr. Weasley.

Perhaps it would be more useful if I were to transfigure Mr.

Potter and yourself into a pocket watch.

That way, one of you might be on time. We got lost.

Then perhaps a map.

I trust you don't need one to find your seats.

There will be no foolish wandwaving

or silly incantations in this class.

As such, I don't expect many of you to appreciate the subtle science and

exact art that is potion making.

However, for those select

few who possess the

predisposition, I can teach you

how to bewitch the mind

and ensnare the senses.

I can tell you how to

bottle fame, brew glory,

and even put a stopper in death.

Then again, maybe some of you have come to Hogwarts

in possession of abilities so formidable

that you feel confident

enough to not pay attention. Shut up, Harry.

Today we're going to repop Mandre.

Who here can tell me the properties of the mandre root? Yes, Miss Granger.

Mandre or Mandreora is used to return those who've been petrified to their state.

It's also quite dangerous.

The Mandre's cry is fatal to anyone who hears it. Excellent.

10 points to Gryffindor.

Now, as our mandrekes

are still only seedlings,

their cries won't kill you yet,

but they could knock you out for several hours, which is why I've given

each of you a pair of ear muffs for auditory protection.

So, could you please put them on right away quickly? Flaps tight down.

And watch me closely.

You grasp your mandre firmly.

You pull it sharply

up out of the pot. Got it?

And now you dunk it down into the other pot

and pour a little

sprinkling of soil to keep him warm.

Long Bottom's been neglecting his ear No, ma'am. He's just fainted. Yes.

Well, just leave him there. Right. On we go.

Plenty of pots to go around.

Grasp your mandre and pull it up.

Today we will be transforming

animals into water goblets like so.

One 2 3 verto.

Now it's your turn.

Who would like to go first? Oh, Mr. Weasley. One, two, three. Ferrato. Ferraverto.

That wand needs replacing. Mr.

Weasley, I got a real treat for you today. A great lesson. So follow me. Isn't he beautiful?

Say hello to Buckbeak. Hagrid. Exactly. What is that?

That Ron is a hippogri.

First thing you want to know about hippogri

is that they're very proud creatures, very easily offended.

You do not want to insult a hippogri.

It may just be the last thing you ever do.

Now, who'd like to come and say hello? Well done, Harry. Well done. Come on now.

Now, you have to let him make the first move. It's only polite.

So, step up, give him a nice bow,

then you wait and see if he bows back.

And if he does, you can go and touch him.

If not, well, we'll get to that later.

Just make your bow. Nice and low. Back off, Harry. Back off. Keep still. Keep still. Well done, Harry. Well done. Yeah, big fruit. Yeah. Right.

I think you can go and pat him now. Go on. Don't be shy.

Nice and slow now. Nice and slow. Nice and slow.

Oh, not so fast, Harry. Slow down, Harry. That's it. Nice and slow.

Now, let him come to you. it. Slowly now. Slowly, slowly. That's Yes. Well done.

Oh, well done, Harry. Well done.

He's going to get to fly.

I think he may let you ride him now. What? Come on. Hey, hey, hey. Over here. The wing joint.

Don't pull out any of his feathers cuz he won't thank you for that.

This term we shall be focusing on testomancy

which is the art of reading tea leaves.

So please take the cup of the person sitting opposite you.

But do you see

the truth lies buried

like a sentence deep within a book waiting to be read.

But first you must broaden your minds.

First you must look beyond.

What a load of rubbish.

Where did you come from?

Me been here all this time.

You boy is your grandmother quite well.

I I think so.

I wouldn't be so sure of that.

Give me the pity. Broaden your minds.

Your aura is pulsing, dear.

Are you in the beyond?

I think you are. Sure.

Look the cup to see. Oh yeah.

Um well, Harry's got sort of a wonky cross.

That's trials and suffering.

And uh that there could be the sun and that's happiness.

So uh you're going to suffer,

but you're going to be happy about it.

Give me the cup.

Oh, my dear boy.

dear, you have the grim. The grin? What's the grin?

Not the grin, you idiot.

The grim taking form of a giant spectral dog.

It's among the darkest omens in our world.

It's an omen of death.

It is my job to arm you against the foulest

creatures known to wizard kind.

You may find yourselves

facing your worst fears in this room.

Know only that no harm

can befall you whilst I am here.

I must ask you not to scream.

It might provoke them. Cornish pixies.

Freshly caught Cornish Laugh if you will, Mr. Finnegan.

The pixies can be devilishly tricky little blighters.

Let's see what you make of them now. Come on now. Round them up. Round them up. There any pixies?

Oh, you just stay there now.

Please get me down. Get off me. Stop. Hold tail. Pesky pixie pest. Ready for everyone. Fire.

I'll ask you three to just nip the rest of them back into their cage.

What do we do now? Emobulous.

Why is it always me?

Would anyone like to venture a guess

as to what is inside? That's a bogurt.

That is very good, Mr. Thomas.

Now, can anybody tell me what a bogurt looks like? No one knows.

When'd she get here?

Bogurts are shape shifters.

They take the shape of whatever a particular person fears the most.

That's what makes them so so terrifying. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Luckily, a very simple charm exists to repel a bogurt.

Let's practice it now.

Uh, without wands, please after me. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Very good. Little louder. Very clear. Listen. Ridiculous. Ridiculous.

This class is ridiculous. Very good.

Well, so much for the easy part.

You see, the incantation

alone is not enough.

What really finishes a bogurt is laughter.

You need to force it to assume a shape you find truly amusing. Let me explain.

Uh Neville, would you join me, please? Come on. Don't be shy. Come on. Come on. Hello, Neville.

What frightens you most of all? Professor Snape. Sorry, Professor Snape. Professor Snape. frightens all.

And I believe you live with your grandmother.

Yes, but I don't want that bogurt to turn into her either. No, it won't.

I want you to picture her clothes.

Only her clothes very clearly in your mind.

She carries a red handbag.

You don't need to hear.

As long as you see it, we'll see it.

Now, when I open that wardrobe,

here's what I want you to do. Excuse me.

Imagine Professor Snape in your grandmother's clothes.

Can you do Yes.

Wand at the ready. One, two, three. Think. Never think. Wonderful devil. Wonderful. Incredible.

Okay, to the back devil.

Everyone form a Turn to page 394. Excuse me, sir. Where's Professor Lupin?

That's not really your concern, is it, Potter?

Suffice it to say that your professor finds himself incapable

of teaching at the present time.

Turn to page 394.

But sir, we've just begun learning about red caps and hingup punks.

We're not meant to start Nocturnal beast for weeks. Quiet.

When did she come in?

Did you see her come in?

Now, which one of you can tell me the difference between an animeus and a werewolf? No one. How disappointing. Please, sir.

An animeus is a wizard who elects to turn into an animal.

A werewolf has no choice.

With each full moon, when he transforms, he no longer remembers who he is.

He'd kill his best friend if he crosses path.

Furthermore, the werewolf only responds to the call of its own kind.

That is the second time you've spoken out of turn, Miss Granger.

Are you incapable of restraining yourself, or do you take pride in being an insufferable knowit all?

He's got a point, you know.

Now, are you sure about this, Harry?

You know, this is very advanced

magic, well beyond the ordinary wizarding level. I'm sure. Well, everything's prepared.

Now, the spell I'm going to try to teach you is called the Petronis charm.

Did you ever hear of it? No.

Well, the patronis is a kind of positive force.

And for the wizard who can conjure one, it works something like a shield

with a dement feeding on it rather than him.

But in order for it to work,

you need to think of a memory.

Not just any memory.

A very happy memory.

A very powerful memory.

Can you do this? Yes. Very well. Close your Concentrate. Explore your past.

Do you have a memory?

Allow it to fill you up.

Lose yourself within it.

Then speak incantation patronum. Patronum. Very good. Shall we? Wand is ready. expect.

When it comes to the dark

arts, I believe in a practical approach.

But first, which of you can tell me

how many unforgivable curses there are? Three, sir.

And they are so named.

Because they are unforgivable.

The use of any one of them will will earn you a one-way ticket to Asaban. Correct.

Now, the minister says you're too young to see what these curses do.

I say So, which curse shall we see first, Weasley? Yes.

Give us a curse. The Imperious curse. Oh yeah.

Gave the ministry quite a bit of grief a few years ago.

Perhaps this will show you

Hello little Gorge Imperial.

If she bites, she's lethal.

What are you laughing at? Get off. Talented, isn't she?

What should I ever do next?

Jump out the window? Drown herself?

Scores of witches and

wizards have claimed that they only

did you know bidding

under the influence of the Imperious curse.

But here's the rub.

How do we sort out the liars? Another. Another. The cruciatis curse. Correct. Correct. Come. Come. Particularly nasty. The torture curse. Cruio. Stop it.

Can't you see it's bothering him?

Stop Um perhaps you could give us the last unforgivable curse, Miss Granger. The killing curse.

Only one person is known to have

it, and he's sitting in this room.

Your previous instruction in this subject has been disturbingly

uneven, but you'll be pleased to know from now on you will be following

a carefully structured ministry

approved course of defensive magic. Yes.

There's nothing in here about using defensive spells. Using spells?

Well, I can't imagine why you would need to use spells in my

We're not going to use magic.

You will be learning about defensive

spells in a secure, risk-free way.

Well, what use is that?

If we're going to be attacked, it won't be risk-f free.

Students will raise their hands when they speak in my class.

It is the view of the ministry

that a theoretical knowledge will be sufficient to get you through your examinations,

which after all is what school is all about.

And how's theory supposed to prepare us for what's out there?

There is nothing out there, dear.

Who do you imagine will to attack children like yourself?

Oh, I don't know. Maybe Lord Voldemort.

Now, let me make this quite plain.

You have been told

that a certain dark wizard

is at large once again.

This is a lie.

It's not a lie. I saw him. I fought him. Detention, Mr. Potter.

So, according to you, Cedric Digory dropped dead of his own accord.

Cedric Digory's death was a tragic accident. It was murder. Voldemort killed him.

You must know that. Get up. Enough.

See me later, Mr. Potter.

my It appears there is a connection between the dark lord's mind and your own.

Whether he is as yet aware of this connection is for the moment unclear.

Pray he remains ignorant.

You mean if he knows about it,

then he'll be able to read my mind. Read it. Control it. Unhinge it.

In the past, it was often the dark lord's pleasure to invade the minds

of his victims, creating visions

designed to torture them into madness.

Only after extracting the

last exquisite ounce of agony.

Only when he had them literally begging for death would he finally kill them.

Used properly, the power of alclemency

will help shield you from access or influence.

In these lessons, I will attempt

to penetrate your mind.

You will attempt to resist. Prepare yourself.

Let him chill out. She does. Concentrate. But uh focus.

You see before you, ladies and gentlemen,

it's a curious little

potion known as Felix Felicis.

But it is more commonly

referred to as liquid luck. Yes, Miss Granger. Liquid luck.

Desperately tricky to make, disastrous

should you get it wrong.

One sip and you will find that all of your endeavors succeed.

At least until the effects wear off.

So this is what I offer each of you today.

One tiny vial of liquid luck to the student who in the hour that

remains manages to brew an acceptable

draft of living death.

the recipes for which can be found on page 10 of your books.

I should point out, however,

only once did a student manage to brew a potion of sufficient quality to claim this prize.

Nevertheless, good luck to you all.

Let the brewing commence.

How did you do that? You crush it. Don't cut it. No.

The instructions specifically say to cut. No, really. Merlin's beard. It is perfect.

So perfect I dare say one drop would kill us all.