Doctor Reacts To Truly Funny Medical Memes

Code meme. Time to react.

Huge thanks to Odoo for sponsoring this video. Ant acid. Dude, I'm tripping. That's so good.

Ant acids are basically just like chalk

calcium carbonate just to

negate the acid in your stomach. Oh my god.

Can you imagine if ants

were susceptible to calcium in this way?

They don't have bones. Oh my god.

Do ants have bones?

Who can I even ask that that question to as a human?

>> They have an exoskeleton,

isn't that >> But there's no bone.

Is there spongy form tissue or not?

Do ants need calcium to live?

That is the question.

And I ask that of you.

And I hope to see the answer in the comment section.

When you're trying to stay healthy,

but your demons still haunt you. Planet Fit McDonald's. Fit arch. Fit double arch.

Fit golden >> Are you kidding me?

>> Oh, she Hold on. Fat ass. >> Fat ass.

>> It's just the Planet Fitness logo and the McDonald's is a shadow.

>> Oh, I thought there was

the McDonald's was casting a shadow in some kind of reasonable way.

Judgment free zone, folks. Okay, let's relax.

Everyone's allowed to have a bad meme reaction.

It's not like I misdiagnosed

a patient or lied about diabetes numbers.

Not naming any names. Femur.

Thoughts on the femur?

Couldn't stand not having them.

Yeah, that's a good point.

My thoughts on the femur.

They kind of look like a lemur.

What would you do without me?

You think they give these away just for fun?

It's brilliance that earns these appetizer main course.

But you don't eat the stick.

Isn't the gum the main course?

Are you kidding me? >> God damn it.

Don't eat the stick.

If I had to guess, and this is not medical advice,

I would say it's possible that the stick is biodegradable.

It feels like it's papery,

like a paper straw, like it's going to collapse.

And don't use it to pick in your ears or do any other weird stuff.

It's a sushi kind of night. Ah, yes. The salmonella.

What is this obsession with eating raw foods?

We don't want listeria salmonella campalobacttor.

Why are people eating raw cookie dough, raw milk, raw chicken? Gross.

And I say gross only because I'm in fear of your health.

And I don't want you to have sepsis

and be on the next episode of The Pit.

Don't forget to train your heart to failure, too.

Never skip hard day.

Oh, please don't train your heart to failure. Oh my god.

All I'm thinking about is a type 2 myocardial inffection.

That's a a demand eskeemia

where your heart's working so hard it can't give enough blood flow to itself.

The heart needs love, too.

It beats and serves blood to the rest of the body, but it also

needs some for itself.

Just like doctors, we help

everyone, but we must help ourselves

or we will have a type 2 medical infarction. Babe, what's wrong?

You've barely drank your water. H2O, baby. Let's go.

Yeah, don't drink those.

That's not going to be digestible.

And whether it's inside or outside of your body

remains to be seen.

My friends from the basement

tell me >> we've seen examples of people drinking urine.

It doesn't hydrate you at all.

>> Oh, well that dehydrates you worse.

>> Oh, we're just downloading

books through USB now.

Unfortunately, this does not work.

You know what is our equivalent

of a female USB port?

Our eyes, our ears, our senses.

So let your ports loose

and allow them to absorb the world for everything it has to offer. 2026 8:00 a.m.

My body is a temple. 8:00 p.m.

the temple is closed.

I've seen people like this except it's 8:00 a.m. like that. Lunch is okay.

And then in the evening they go clubbing, they go raving,

and it all goes out the window.

just found the greatest shirt of all time. Cerosis.

That is actually funny. Wow.

God, I I think about all the unnecessary

cases of cerosis that people developed as a result of alcoholism,

and that makes me sad.

But it is interesting how they characterized it. Just my luck.

My 250 millionyear-old salt has expired.

Yeah, everything expires or at least has a best buy date.

Not best by the store, but Best Buy date.

If you're reading that as a transcription,

you're probably wondering what I mean.

And I I'm sorry for that, genuinely.

But I'm not as sorry

as Gary Brea should be when he makes clips like

>> If you're not sleeping on an organic mattress, that's what you need to wear to bed.

>> If at first you don't succeed,

try two more times so that your failure is statistically significant. No, no, no.

If at first you don't succeed, try try try.

For every time you see a success,

there's so many failures.

But please learn from your failures.

And if you want to be even a higher tier, like S tier in

this regard, learn from others failures

so that you could prevent making your own mistakes.

Unagi, >> a lesson in the importance of unagi.

The secret to my strong immune system.

Elio's pizza, chocolate reduced fat milk, and a Flintstones

vitamin and drinking from the hose.

I will say I think I may have had one of the most unhealthy childhoods ever.

From drinking lead or

rusty faucet in New York City parks back in the day was gross.

Filling up the water balloons and then putting my mouth on it was gross.

My typical lunch after school. Eating a mix.

Costco chicken bake, Costco

blueberry muffin, Snickers bar,

Arizona iced tea, which I tried to make

a replacement for brisk

iced tea, which had like double the amount of sugar in it. That ain't healthy.

My blood vessels have laid the foundation

of unhealthiness for my childhood.

And Flintstones vitamins did not help me in that regard.

and it tasted like powdery grossness.

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All right, let's get back to the memes.

Look at the size of your liver compared to your heart.

You're designed to drink more and care less.

Can't argue with science. Duck checking coming.

I know that Hallmark

has lied to you all of these years.

And I'm not just talking about the greeting cards.

the frigin channel, too.

The heart does not think.

That's this guy's job.

That's why it's the most important organ in the body, and you can't tell me otherwise.

You know what's cool about the liver?

Even if you chop it up, it recovers.

You can regenerate your liver.

In fact, if you transplant a little tiny piece of liver, it regenerates. Pretty cool.

Student during his first official admission,

last night shift in specialty. Very true.

Although these people both look like they're experts,

just one has a lot more gear on.

Also, these days with computers and AI,

we need less stuff in general.

RFK Junior's outbreak steakhouse.

Honestly, the most accurate meme thus far.

Look at what's happening.

Look at how many measles cases we have.

Everywhere he goes, this happens.

Samoa here in the US. Terrible.

Me after banging my own chest

to stop a heart attack. I am healthcare.

If you have reproducible

chest pain, meaning if you press and it hurts,

that's not usually representative

of a cardiac issue

that is made worse

by activity, by creating more demand,

more blood flow, and there's a blockage.

But pressing is usually

associated with a muscularkeeletal condition.

Not always, but points us in a direction.

Do you guys prefer your ibuprofen

hot dog or hamburger style?

Hot dog all day long.

It's perfect fit to slide into the throat.

If you're trying to create

the most slippery tube to have your slide go through,

you want a lengthy

slide, not a girthy slide.

They're both value size.

Except one has a thousand.

How do they squeeze in a,000 in the same size bottle? It's pretty impressive.

Bro, just come skiing with me.

Lift tickets cost $150

per day and you can rent skis for another 50 and you can get

a lesson for another 120.

It's so fun and your risk of injury is so high. Come on, bro.

You won't feel your hands and you'll get a sunburn on your face, bro.

Not just a sunburn.

So, wear sunblock, but a windburn as well.

Windburn is so uncomfortable and underrated.

People lose their lives skiing. Be careful.

Feel like a angry dad now.

Rude patients, friendly patients.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

We don't do that kind of stuff.

We don't base the gauge of the needle based on patients are.

We don't make fun of patients here.

I know there's some people out there doing that.

That's not what this channel is about.

But while I will say fun fact, we use different gauges for different purposes.

So imagine you're coming in and you're fluid depleted, meaning you don't have enough

fluid in your blood vessels.

So your blood pressure is dropping.

We want a giant gauge needle because we can put a lot of fluids

into your blood vessel that way.

But then on the flip side, if you're getting like a Botox injection, you

just need a pretty little thin needle that doesn't affect you.

You go to 25 gauge.

What you studied, what came out of the exam, and you memorized based on colors. Yo, so true.

Even crazier, you would study

in the cadaavver lab

certain pins pinning certain structures.

When it came to test day,

when you walk in,

there's a bunch of cadaavvers

with three or four pins in each one,

and you have numbers on the pins

where you walk around and you enter what the structure is.

But not every Vegas nerve looks exactly the same.

Everyone has slight variability.

Plus, as people play with them, it gets loose.

So, if you think this is a struggle,

try doing it in a cadaavver lab.

Late nights at the cadaavver

lab alone on a rainy night. No thank you. Never again. Her I'm cold. Me. Oh, no.

Pretend you're studying for the boards.

Pretend you're in front of a group of people.

Pretend millions are watching you and it's not just this awkward camera and Sam. Okay, focus her. I'm cold. me.

Well, breaking damn Jackie

Kennedy blue eye coke remote the sky.

>> You're not far off.

That was a good first attempt.

>> Okay, let me try once more. Hello. Uh, I'm cold. Well, flood Kennedy. >> 12 seconds later. Kennedy.

A few moments later,

>> I uh CocaCola T remote the sky. >> Getting closer.

>> Ah, it hurts so much.

If I ever get the chance to interview RFK

Jr., I'm going to show him this.

And if he gets it quick, I will succumb and say he wins. Is this easy?

Are other people going to get this?

>> Sound off in the comments if you got it >> No, no, no.

Don't sound off anywhere.

I need to know.

Did you get this? >> Well, damn. Kennedy, I can't.

>> Many unbearable hours later, >> her I'm cold. Me? Well, damn, Kennedy.

I can't control the weather. >> Well, damn, Jackie.

>> This isn't even good.

What does this HAVE TO DO WITH MEDICINE?

>> Bring it up with the meme, please. >> God, that hurt.

Just so you're aware,

we just burned 30 minutes of footage on this.

You've heard of Elf on a Shelf.

Oh no, this is I don't even know.

You've heard of Elf on a Shelf.

Now get ready for

Da Vinci and Kimchi. >> YES. PROBIOTIC UNLOCKED. >> That's another one.

PROBIOTIC ON A >> PROBIOTIC ON A ROBOTIC. I MADE ONE.

You heard of Elf on a Shelf, but get ready for

skeleton on a jello shot.

Skellyy on a jelly. >> Yeah, sure.

Skeleton on a gelatin.

Uh, I like skelly on a jelly better. >> Sell is better.

>> Skelly on a jelly.

Yeah, we improved the meme.

What if it was always skelly on a

>> I guess that's true.

The answer is not on the other side. >> Exactly.

There is no answer.

This isn't a New York Times crossword.

Tanax's ads are getting insane. Oh, no.

You know that's not how it works, right?

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