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If you've been to a grocery store lately,
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you've probably noticed that all of America's food is ominously stamped with the day
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that food will die.
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I'm talking, of course, about expiration dates,
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which are also the premise of a 2011 movie with Justin Timberlake called In
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Time.
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Your time was stamped on your arm, and when your time was up,
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you expired.
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And if you're from Gen Z
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and you didn't realize Justin Timberlake was also an actor,
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he wasn't.
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But he didn't let that stop him from being in a ton of movies.
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When it comes to food,
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expiration dates might say "expires on"
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or "best by" or "used by"
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or even the magnificent "for wholesome great taste,
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serve before date stamped below"
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But all of these expiration date labels have one very important thing in common:
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they have nothing to do with whether the food is actually expired.
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That's right, these so-called expiration dates on your food are not,
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and have never been about, whether your food is safe to eat.
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And this is not just my Andy Rooney "get off my lawn" opinion.
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It is the official position of these safety-loving dorks at both the FDA
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and the USDA.
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The date you see on packaging is usually just some guy's best guess at
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when you're going to have the optimal taste experience,
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but the mere presence of a date on food packaging leads to eighty-four percent
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of consumers,
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and a hundred percent of grocery stores,
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throwing away perfectly good food because a box told them to.
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And while listening to a charismatic box can sometimes be a perfectly fine choice,
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in this case misleading expiration dates are a major contributing factor in the United
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States wasting forty percent of our total food supply.
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Yeah.
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Forty.
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With a D.
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Of all the food that gets grown or imported in the United States,
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we don't eat almost forty percent of it,
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and the vast majority of
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that gets trucked to a landfill where it piles up,
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ferments, and turns into methane.
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And not to get too climate changey on you,
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but methane has a bad habit of f*cking off into the atmosphere,
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where it lives the rest of its life
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as a greenhouse gas
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that traps heat eighty times more than carbon dioxide.
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And if that doesn't do anything for you, here's a stat:
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Two percent of the US GDP goes to grow food
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that does not get eaten.
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Yeah, we're wasting the entire GDP of a country that goes here.
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Every year, the United States is growing, and then wasting,
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an entire Norway in food.
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Or an ironic three Hungarys.
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Sorry.
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And to be clear, it's not just expiration dates.
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Food waste is happening all over the place.
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The EPA is sufficiently freaked out by the emissions
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and toxic byproducts caused by food waste,
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that they are watching the problem like an eagle.
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And organizations like ReFED are cranking out charts
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and graphs that are exactly my style:
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exhausting.
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Godd*mn, green on green on green, wow.
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I guess f*ck you if you don't have perfect color vision.
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And the labels are way off to the side.
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At least make it 3D, people, drop shadow is free.
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Let me just... okay, and... there we go, and there we go, perfect.
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Now, obviously, I cannot see this chart, but I am editing this video,
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so you'll be able to see
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that food waste is happening on every level of the food system.
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We lose eight million tons of food per year
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because people get afraid of expiration date labels,
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but we also lose millions of tons to things like harvesting issues,
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mistakes and malfunctions, and food being considered too ugly.
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Food waste is a massively complicated problem,
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but the easiest and fastest thing to solve is people misinterpreting the labeling on
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their food.
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Plus, it's one that you can actually have a measurable impact on.
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Also, uh, I did a ton of research on food waste,
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and I gotta tell you, expiration dates were absolutely the funniest part,
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so that's why.
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Yuck.
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Hi, I'm Rollie Williams.
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I have a belly full of milk, a head full of complaints,
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and a master's degree full of climate science and policy.
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And this is a video about how expiration dates are bullsh*t.
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Welcome to Climate Town.
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Despite what our collective great grandparents may have told us,
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food in the 1880s and 90s was an absolute crap shoot.
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I mean, this woman was just served three identical plates of beans, so,
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you know, riddle me that, Chester A.
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Arthur.
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Now, I'm not saying my Grandma Betty was lying
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when she talked about pies cooling on the windysills,
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but without any real laws in place,
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food producers were playing things extremely fast and loose.
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Oh, hey there, friendo!
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Cheese isn't orange enough for you, eh?
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Why not sprinkle in a little healthy lead to give it a nice glow?
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Chocolate not shiny enough for your kids on their work break?
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Well just gussy it up with a schmertz of arsenic,
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I do it every day!
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During the Civil War,
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they used formaldehyde to stop dead soldiers from turning into extras from The Walking
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Dead.
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This naturally led to a whole bunch of milkmen from the 1900s deciding to
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keep their milk from spoiling by adding a splash of the good stuff.
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And if the newspapers are to be believed,
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a tall glass of formaldehyde milk can really ruin a box social.
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Actually, you know what?
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those people are so horned up, I don't think anybody can stop them.
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Enter Dr Harvey Wiley, the US Department of Agriculture's chief chemist,
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who is consistently finding
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that when people ate things like arsenic
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and lead and formaldehyde,
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they got sick.
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Man, science was way easier to do back in the past.
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Actually, Harvey Wiley's story is crazy.
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He got together a group of young men who became known
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as "the Poison Squad" on account of how they all agreed to eat poison
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to see how poison affected them.
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All kinds of poison!
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We're talking borax, formaldehyde, acids, the works.
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Dr Wiley's findings got national attention, and people were calling for food safety regulations,
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if for no other reason than to stop these dudes from poisoning themselves.
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That wasn't really going to work for the food industry, because, you know,
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they didn't want to be regulated in any way.
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There were some outliers.
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Henry Heinz wanted regulations
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because he was worried
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that people might buy a bottle of ketchup,
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only to find that it was packed to the gills with rat poison,
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Chicago style.
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However, the majority of the food industry lobbied their asses off
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and attempted to bribe
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or bully Congress into backing down.
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But credit where credit is due:
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Grandma Betty's generation didn't want to French kiss corporations quite
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as hard as we do today,
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so they passed the first food safety law in 1906.
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The name of that law?
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The Wiley Act.
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While the USDA and the FDA were busy passing food safety laws,
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America was urbanizing, and more
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and more people were moving to cities
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and suburbs and buying the bulk of their food at grocery stores.
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Food was getting packaged in one state, transported to another state,
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and then stocked on shelves.
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And food manufacturers began putting little codes on some of the groceries
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so stores could keep track of the stock.
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The codes were secrets, and the practice was called "closed dating".
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But like everyone who comes across a secret code,
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customers wanted to know what it said, like this.
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It's a secret code.
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It says a secret.
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But I'll never tell.
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And I'm not saying customers are being unreasonable;
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you're paying a dollar for apples whether they've been on the shelf for an
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hour or a week,
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you'd rather get the newest ones.
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I get it.
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How would you, Mrs.
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Homemaker, go about finding out
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which one of the these cans contain the best peaches,
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or gave the most for your money?
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You would look in vain for some information on the labels
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that you could depend upon.
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The best possible guide that you, unaided, could have as to their quality.
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And by 1973, ten states had adopted some kind of regulation to make stores
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de-secret their codes,
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in a policy known as "open dating".
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And, no, I'm not going to do a joke about open dating,
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I already feel bad enough about that "three Hungarys" sh*t from the intro.
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And as open dating became a trend,
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and food manufacturers began openly stamping the date on the packaging,
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customers rejoiced at being able to get just the absolute newest eggs.
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But food experts weren't quite so jacked.
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In a 1979 study, a dream team of food experts from the USDA,
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the Department of Health, prominent universities,
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and more got together to express their nervousness
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that people would see the date
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and think it was about safety.
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On several occasions, they noted,
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"There is little or no benefit derived from open dating in terms of improved
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microbial safety." which one of these cams contain the best peaches?
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The Government Accountability Office also warned federal lawmakers
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that failure to implement a national system would add to confusion
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if they let each manufacturer,
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retailer, or state choose its own dating system.
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So they tried to come up with a countrywide policy.
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Unfortunately, it's really f*cking difficult to get all the representatives to agree on a
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labeling system that accurately conveys the concept of peak freshness for,
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like, all food.
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Couple that with the food industry viciously lobbying because,
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and I think I have this one right,
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they didn't want to be regulated in any way,
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and there was a failure to come up with a policy.
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From the 1970s onward,
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a sea of contradictory and nonsensical labeling rules bubbled up from every state,
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and over the course of just a few decades,
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a thing that started out
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as a bunch of 1970s-era shoppers wanting the freshest bread became the expiration date
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nightmare we're currently living in.
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And that is the origin of sixteen billion pounds of food being expired into
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the trash every year.
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because a bunch of shoppers named Shirley
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and Louis and Nancy wanted to know
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which box of crackers was newest.
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It's that stupid.
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It's actually even more stupid, because manufacturers determine when a product expires,
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or is best by, or has maximum freshness in two ways.
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The first way is they get a bunch of people in a room,
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and they have them eat food of various ages,
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and rate it out of 10.
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Once the average rating drops below a 7, that's the expiration date.
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It's not dangerous, it's perfectly edible, it's just not above a 7,
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so to Nabisco, "hell with you, you blueberry muffins!"
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And that's the good way.
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The other way is that they just f*ckin' guess.
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Yeah.
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They don't have the money to cram a whole bunch of college kids onto
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a racquetball court and have them hork down taco shells till they get some
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sixes,
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so they guess, and in the case of a product that obviously doesn't expire,
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they guess for like a year or two from now,
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which is how you can get 250 million year old sea salt
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that expires next year.
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What are the chances?
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And this wouldn't even be
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that big of a problem
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if America didn't inexplicably read date labels like they were messages from future you
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trying to prevent your own assassination.
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And and I'm just as guilty of this.
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Like, last week I was ninety-five percent sure I gave myself macaroni poisoning.
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Studies consistently find that eighty to ninety percent of consumers are throwing food out
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based on safety concerns based on a date label
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that has nothing to do with food safety.
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And our collective paranoia means that every year,
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we're sending billions of pounds of food to the dump.
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And I'm not talking about the bathroom kind.
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Okay, cool it, there's only three of them.
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And this actually also counts
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because it's number two
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And it's not just Ma
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and Pa Kettle at home.
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I honestly have no idea who Ma and Pa Kettle are,
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and I refuse to look it up on principle,
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I just know you're allowed to say Ma
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and Pa Kettle when you want to refer to,
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like, normal people at home.
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Date label concerns are the number one reason why grocery stores
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and wholesalers have to get rid of perfectly edible food.
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Grocery stores know what date labels mean,
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but they're justifiably worried
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that their customers will fall in
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that eighty to ninety percent of people who think food past its date label
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is unsafe.
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Grocery stores cannot afford to lose customers,
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so if cereal is having a slow month
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and that new shipment of Lucky Charms comes in
12:40
and needs shelf space,
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well, I hate to say it,
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but that little racist leprechaun is going to finally get his wish of keeping
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kids away from his Lucky Charms,
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because he's going straight to the dump.
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And it is way worse for fresh fruits and veggies.
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A new shipment comes in, and the old stuff often gets tossed,
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regardless of how perfectly edible it is.
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And if you're just visualizing us lighting a big pile of money on fire,
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it's actually worse than that, because when we throw food in the trash,
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we waste all of this we use to grow the food to send it
12:41
on a trip to the grocery store,
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where we waste this to keep it there,
12:41
before we truck it to the landfill, where it generates this.
12:41
We're turning the environment into poison.
12:41
We're basically doing a reverse Rumplestiltskin,
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and if that doesn't make any sense to you, um, you know what?
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I'll put it on the Patreon page,
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because it's going to be tedious
12:44
and I don't respect those people people's free time.
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And, wait, because it's even worse than that!
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Well, expiration dates seem to have metastasized from something pretty innocuous.
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Some states have weaponized expiration dates
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as a way to benefit special interest groups
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and certain industries,
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and there is no better example of this than the bare-ass hippie liberal socialist
12:44
commune that is the state of Montana.
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This is Montana.
12:44
The stock footage website I pay for has some beautiful clips of The Big
12:44
Sky State.
12:44
I have some cousins who live out there, I've visited a couple times,
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it's beautiful.
12:44
And now we're back to New York.
12:44
In Montana, it is illegal to sell milk
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that is more than twelve days old.
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Twelve days.
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This is refrigerated, pasteurized, perfectly healthy and safe milk,
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but if the clock strikes midnight on the thirteenth day,
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it is illegal to sell that milk.
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The industry standard is 21 to 24 days,
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but Montana State Rule 32.8.202 forces Montana grocery stores,
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under penalty of fine, to remove milk on day 13.
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And if basic economics are to be believed, A dollar sixty?
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Fine, I'll take it.
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Hold on a minute here, if that's the only steak you've got,
12:44
I'll give two dollars for it!
12:44
Well, wait a minu--- I'll give you three dollars for it!
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I'll give five dollars for it and take it all myself!
12:44
This creates an artificial demand for milk,
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which leads to higher milk prices in Montana
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and more money to the Montana dairy industry.
12:44
State lawmakers have tried to change this law from time to time,
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because grocery stores are constantly dumping milk down the drain,
12:44
and you only really need to see a few clips of people being forced
12:44
to waste their own money before you realize what a horrible law it is.
12:44
But every time it comes up for debate,
12:44
the Montana dairy industry lobbies against it,
12:44
and the law magically stays on the books.
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Wow.
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Gotta love democracy.
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Milk producers from other states steer clear of Montana,
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because by the time their milk gets pasteurized and shipped over to Bozeman,
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it's only got a few days on the shelves before it's no longer allowed
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to be sold.
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And, for the record, I am all for subsidies for locally sourced foods,
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but when the subsidy is to get grocery stores to throw their perfectly edible
12:44
food away,
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well, I mean that just doesn't seem to be in line with the kind
12:44
of free market economics traditionally espoused by the politicians of the great state of
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Montana!
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More taxes and regulations put Montana families out of work The federal government is
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too big and too powerful I'm Matt Rosendale,
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and this is how I'd look from a government drone!
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Wow.
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Love the creativity.
12:44
Quick note here: that's very much not what would happen
12:44
if you shot your gun at a government drone,
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but at least this man is, um, currently a congressman.
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Spectacular.
12:44
A lot of you are probably guessing that it's illegal to donate expired food,
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or at the very least, you're liable to get sued if something goes wrong.
12:44
I mean, that certainly seems to be a major concern of grocery stores across
12:44
the country.
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A sell by date itself, we pour it down the drain.
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We cannot donate it to the food bank, so...
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We don't want anybody getting sick, supposedly.
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Except here's the thing:
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you are completely covered by a pretty ironclad federal law called the Bill Emerson
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Good Samaritan Food Donation Act,
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or BEGSFDA for short.
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It's a law that specifically protects people donating food in good faith,
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but apparently it's the nation's best kept secret.
12:46
It is so important
12:46
and so unknown that the 2018 Farm Bill explicitly asked the USDA to hire
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an employee who is personally responsible for making
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as many people aware of the Emerson Act
12:46
as possible.
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And here we are, five years in,
12:46
and we're still losing 43 million pounds of food per day to people in
12:46
grocery stores who are concerned about expiration dates.
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And, not to put too fine a point on it,
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but there is no evidence of anyone in the United States ever being sued
12:46
for a claim of sickness
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or death from donated food.
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Ever.
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It is so deeply not a thing
12:46
that the Emerson Act has never once been used in a recorded case in
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the Westlaw database.
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So by all means, donate the food.
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What are you talking about?
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You must be crazy!
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Well, I never thought of it that way.
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But here's the thing:
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most food waste is not backroom deals
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or corrupt politicians trying to steal your milk money.
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The catastrophic waste in the food system is largely a problem we've kind of
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sleep walked our way into.
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Even if every grocery store
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and member of the extended Kettle family knew all about the Emerson Act
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and wanted to donate their perfectly good
12:46
but technically expired food,
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we would still have an enormous problem.
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There are huge logistical challenges in moving food to food banks
12:47
and keeping it from spoiling,
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but even if we were doing
12:47
that -- which we're not -- we'd be using resources to transport food to
12:47
another location,
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where the problem starts again.
12:47
That's treating the symptom and not the disease.
12:47
However, an analysis from ReFED estimates
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that for every one dollar we spend actually reducing waste along the chain,
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we get six dollars back.
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And that's not to mention the jobs created, the emissions reduced,
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or the extra people fed.
12:47
Speaking of people fe-- Sick!
12:47
Dude, BMW?
12:47
I bet that thing is tight as hell.
12:47
Speaking of people fed, there are about fifty million food-insecure people in America,
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and we throw out about 130 billion meals worth of food a year.
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Which means we waste enough food to give every food insecure person seven meals
12:47
a day.
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And if that's not a real kick in the balls to your system of
12:47
ethics,
12:47
which one are you using?
12:47
Because, uh, that sounds awesome.
12:47
That sounds like an awesome one.
12:47
So the USDA and the FDA could step in
12:47
and just absolutely drop the hammer on the criss-crossing labyrinth
12:47
that is different state date labeling regulations.
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They're just kind of not doing that, and, look, I don't blame them.
12:47
It's not as easy as saying "no date labels on any packaging".
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Knowing when something was manufactured is actually important information to customers and food producers,
12:47
and grocery stores want to protect their reputation by providing customers with accurate freshness
12:49
information.
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The core problem with date labeling is
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that no matter what you display on the packaging,
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there's a perception that food becomes dangerous after a specified time.
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One solution may be
12:52
as simple as all of us just encouraging each other to remember
12:53
that date labels are not about getting poisoned.
12:53
Food safety is incredibly important,
12:53
but the date label is just trying to help you determine
12:53
Which one of these cans contain the best peaches?
12:53
So maybe just having a single label
12:53
that tells you when the food was packaged would work,
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or maybe a "best by" label could do the job,
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but there's actually been some excellent thinking on different date labeling techniques,
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and we've linked to the good ones in the bio.
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And if you're interested in reducing food waste,
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there are actually quite a few options, including starting very small.
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There are a lot of problems
12:54
that require rigorous political
12:54
and social campaigns to even make a dent,
12:54
but one thing you can personally do right now to make deep cuts in
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your own food waste is renew your vow to humanity's greatest weapon.
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I'm talking, of course, about your nose.
12:54
You are the direct result of hundreds of your ancestors successfully using their noses
12:54
to smell a food is bad
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or not.
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The people with bad noses?
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They're not around, because they died!
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Use your nose!
12:54
Smell the food!
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If it smells bad, don't eat it!
12:54
It smells fine, it's probably fine.
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Obviously, there are some foods you need to be more careful with,
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like the foods doctors warn pregnant women to avoid.
12:54
Or foods that you eat cold without a "kill step,"
12:54
as food experts call it.
12:54
But if you're cooking food up, then it's been refrigerated and cared for properly,
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you can almost always smell it and then eat it if it smells okay.
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We can also be smarter about buying food.
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Put fresh fruits and veggies in the front of the fridge instead of exiling
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them to the back of the drawer.
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You can also have a whole shelf in your fridge
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that is the "eat this food first" shelf.
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There's actually an incredible book By Dana Gunders we talked to
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while making this episode called Waste Free Kitchen.
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It pretty much goes through everything you're likely to eat
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and how to reduce food waste from it.
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It's not an ad, it's just a really good book, so, uh,
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consider getting it if you feel like it.
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Reducing food waste on a larger scale requires one major thought:
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food waste is not trash.
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I mean, think about it!
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We spend all this time and money concentrating energy and nutrients into food.
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It's more like a battery than it is an old hubcap.
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Now, the best way for you to reduce food waste is to buy less
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food and eat all the food you buy.
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But when you inevitably have waste left over,
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it's still an energy source outside of a landfill,
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and a really dangerous methane producer inside a landfill.
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Keeping that energy concentrated is much more efficient than starting over from scratch,
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and some countries have made this shift by just banning food from going in
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the trash.
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In 1996, South Korea recycled barely 2.6% of their food waste,
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but after a 2013 composting policy,
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they are recycling nearly one hundred percent of it.
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And it's not just other countries.
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A handful of states have also banned food waste from the landfill,
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including a law Vermont passed in 2012 that went into full effect in 2020.
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Policies like these only really grow with enthusiastic public support
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which is another thing you can be a part of
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if you feel like it.
12:59
If you have a composting program in your neighborhood,
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or you have your own home garden,
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you can use the energy locked in your food to make more food.
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If there is no program in your area,
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and you want there to be one,
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you can tell your local government to start one up.
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We got links in the description to help you do that.
12:59
We've also linked a whole bunch of groups
12:59
that are doing an excellent job on this problem,
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both on the national level or in a local level.
12:59
You can check out those links, but, honestly,
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a few minutes on Dr Google.com will really help you put your money where
12:59
your mouth is.
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Or your time... where your eyes are.
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Or ears.
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Yea-- As the food system starts to bump into the realities of a finite
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world,
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turning the one-way trip food currently takes into a loop is going to become
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incredibly important.
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And the groups and companies
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that are making that loop a reality are going to start cropping up all
12:59
over the place.
12:59
We are currently wasting billions of dollars a year
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because we don't want to spend money on a solution.
12:59
And that is the kind of braindead plan only a very charismatic box can
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get behind.
12:59
And that's it, thank you so much for sticking with me.
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We got a little more after the break, but first an ad:
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Plus, they're an implementation partner of Project Drawdown, which, I like that.
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