Taylor Swift Reacts to Embarrassing Footage of Herself After Laser Eye Surgery

-Can you see me by the way?

Uh, yeah. -Okay, good.

'Cause I just was wondering, 'cause I under-- Didn't you just get Lasik surgery?

-I did. How do you know that?

-You got Lasik surgery, which is a major surgery.

-It i-- Yeah, but, um...

I did, but I don't -- I don't even tell people that.

-But you can see me perfect? I just want to make sure, yeah.

-No, it was great. I really can see very well.

-Do you take painkillers or anything when you do that stuff?

Well, I mean, do they give you like laughing gas or something?

-They definitely give you some pretty hard-core pills after you... -Yeah.

-...have a laser in your eye. What is going on?

-So you're saying -- So, post-surgery, you're a little loopy? You know?

You have things on your eyes? And -- -What's happening right now?

-Your mom may or may not have videotaped you after surgery.

And she gave us the video.

-For the television?

-Wait. This is a world premiere.

You got to check this out.

This is Taylor Swift, post-surgery.

You were, like, freaking out over a banana.

Anyway, here's Taylor at home after her Lasik surgery.

Video taken by her mom. Take a look at this.

This is real.

-Okay, so, she found -- she found a snack.

-That wasn't the one I wanted.

-Stop, you can't cry.

That's not supposed to be what you're doing.

-I tried to get this one.

-Okay, I'm gonna get the other one for you.

Okay.

-I wanted this one, but what do we do with this now?

-I'll eat it. I'll eat it.

It's mine. -But it doesn't have a head.

-Honey, it's fine. I don't need a head.

-Okay. I'm crying. I'm fine.

-Don't -- You don't want to cry.

That's not what you want to do.

-Sometimes it doesn't go your way.

-Don't fall asleep eating a banana, okay?

-I'm not asleep.

My mind is alive.

-Okay.

♪♪ -Don't be mad. Don't be mad.

Don't be mad at me. Don't be mad at me.

I made some calls.

-Oh, my God! -I may have made some calls.

-That's on television. -Me and your mom -- You goes, "This one doesn't have a head.

What are we gonna do with it?"

Me and your mom stayed in touch. -Wait.

She was kind enough to drive me there but cruel enough to film it and give it to you?

-Yes, that's what -- That's what a good mom does. -Ugh!

-I love you, Mom!

That's what a good mom does.

-I was -- You notice the -- I had these goggles on, which are really high fashion.

But then they had to tape it to my head.

-Yeah, and you're not allowed to cry.

And just -- Oh. The whole thing was so funny.

-But I was crying, I think, over a banana.

-Oh, my gosh. -Oh, my God.

-Anyways, tell your mom thanks again for that.

-Oh. -She's the best.

-You know what? I'm gonna tell her something.

-Let's talk "Saturday Night Live."

You're on "SNL."

You're great on "Saturday Night Live."

And you're good at live.

Last time I saw you was at the "Time 100" -- -I'm sorry. I can't think about anything else.

I had like -- -Dude, it's my favorite.

We watched it in the office like 20 times today.

I'm like, "Oh, my God."

"This is not real. I can't believe we have this footage."

You're like, going like, "But this is the wrong one.

I wanted the other one."

You're like, "What do we do with this banana?"

And she's like, "We'll take care of it."

You go, "But this doesn't have a --" -"But its head is gone!"

-"It doesn't have a head." Oh, my gosh.

It just was so cute. It made me laugh.

-Well, okay. So, I was at a party, like, a couple months ago, and I had like 2 1/2 mojitos.

And then the next day, drunk -- #DrunkTaylor was like number-one trending on Twitter.

-Yeah, I saw that.

-Because, you know, I go, like, from zero to legitimately thinking I'm a wizard within like two drinks.

-"I'm a wizard." Yeah. -Like, really thinking like -- -You were fun, though.

You were dancing around doing -- you're dancing -- -Yeah, but thinking about the fact that that went as far as it did, and then we've got this happening...

-This would be -- This is Lasik. -...that you've done this now.

-This is Lasik lover. #LasikLover.

#LasikLover. Um, "SNL" -- -I can't even be mad.

I'm just impressed that you infiltrated my family.

I don't even know how you did that.

Nobody has my mom's number. Like, how did -- -Yeah, I asked for your mom's number.

But, yeah, we've been friends for years.

-Oh, well, you know, news to me.

This is great.

-What -- What songs are you doing on "SNL"?

Can you say? Have you said?

-Yeah, I'm fine with saying. -You can?

-I mean, I'll tell -- Well, you know, we gotta be a little cryptic, just 'cause it's fun.

But I'll probably do "Lover." -Want to point at them?

Ooh. -I'll do "Lover," but in a way that I haven't performed it before, which -- And then I'm gonna do a song that I have never performed before at all, live. -Wow.

-So... -That's a scoop!

I'll take that scoop.

Taylor Swift, everybody.