0:01 I sincerely hope the rest of your party is returning.
0:04 Nah, just me.
0:06 All alone.
0:12 >> >> Dinner for six for one.
0:15 Well, you boys are about to see something really special.
0:31 >> >> How was everything, sir?
0:32 Excellent.
0:33 The shrew, in particular, was exquisite.
0:38 >> >> Well, I hope you've got some room left.
0:39 Happy birthday to you.
0:43 Happy birthday to you.
0:46 Happy birthday, dear Joey.
0:48 Joey.
0:49 Joey.
0:51 Happy birthday to you.
0:54 This is the best birthday ever.
0:57 You know, I cannot believe we're even having this discussion.
1:00 I agree.
1:01 I'm like in disbelief.
1:04 I mean, don't you think if things were going to happen with Rachel,
1:06 they would have happened already?
1:08 I'm telling you, she said she's looking for a relationship with someone exactly like
1:12 me.
1:13 She really said that?
1:14 Well, I added the exactly like me part,
1:17 but but she said she's looking for someone,
1:19 and someone is going to be there tonight.
1:24 Tonight?
1:24 >> Tonight.
1:24 Well, I think it's perfect, you know,
1:25 it's just going to be the two of us.
1:27 She spent all day taking care of my monkey.
1:33 >> >> I can't remember the last time I got a girl to take
1:34 care of my monkey.
1:41 >> >> Anyway, you know, I figured after work,
1:43 I'd go pick up a bottle of wine, go over there,
1:46 and uh try to woo her.
1:50 Hey, you know what you should do?
1:51 You should take her back to the 1890s when that phrase was last used.
1:58 >> >> Hey, taffy.
1:59 Mhm.
2:00 Taffy, really?
2:00 I've never had any.
2:03 Ever?
2:03 Well, I think my mother was too busy planning her suicide to provide saltwater
2:06 treats.
2:09 Thank you.
2:11 So, what are you just never going to tell her?
2:13 Oh, no, no, no, I will.
2:14 I just want to butter her up first, you know?
2:16 I'm going to take her to an amazing Valentine's dinner,
2:18 do all this romantic stuff, and then,
2:21 just when she thinks I'm the best boyfriend in the world,
2:24 then I'm going to tell her
2:25 that my pregnant ex-girlfriend is living with me.
2:28 If I haven't said it before, she's a lucky, lucky lady.
2:34 >> >> So, where are you going What What in the mother of crap
2:37 is up WITH THIS STUFF?
2:40 GOD, IS IT A GUM?
2:41 Is it food?
2:42 WHAT WHAT'S THE DEAL?
2:47 >> >> OH, IT'S NICE.
2:47 MATCH YOUR PINK ONE.
2:49 I don't believe in these crazy diets, you know?
2:51 Just everything in moderation.
2:54 Your mouth opens.
2:58 >> >> I'll take those to go.
3:00 For the kids.
3:04 >> >> Oh, I know what I wanted to ask you.
3:06 You were on the show years ago, and then they killed you off.
3:09 What happened there?
3:11 So stupid.
3:12 I said some stuff in an interview that I really shouldn't have said,
3:15 but believe me, that is not going to happen today.
3:20 >> >> Understood.
3:20 So, what did you say back then?
3:21 Oh, I said that I would Hello!
3:22 Hey, buddy.
3:25 OH MY GOD, OKAY.
3:41 SURPRISE!
3:41 >> >> WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
3:41 YOU SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF ME.
3:45 >> >> WAS THAT THE CAKE?
3:46 YEAH.
3:47 YEAH.
3:48 I got a lemon schmush.
3:50 Come on, she'll be here any minute.
3:53 Hope it's okay.
3:59 Happy birthday, Phoebe.
4:03 >> >> Well, maybe we can make a a bee out of one of those roses.
4:05 Yeah, we'll just use our special cake tools.
4:09 Phoebe, what's going ON?
4:10 WE JUST WE JUST SURPRISE!
4:15 WOW, IT'S SO GREAT!
4:17 GO, MY STAR STUDENT.
4:19 YOU KNOW, you called me that before,
4:21 so I I took the liberty of fashioning a star out of aluminum foil.
4:24 Now, no pressure.
4:26 You like my cookies, you give me the star.
4:37 >> >> Wow, a star.
4:37 >> >> I know you all hate me and and I'm sorry, but I don't care.
4:42 Okay, Joey, you're up to next.
4:47 Oh my god.
4:49 This is amazing.
4:50 You get an A.
4:52 I got an A?
4:54 In school?
4:55 Hey, I'm a dork.
4:58 >> >> Joey, I'm so proud of you.
5:01 I think you should give him your star.
5:02 Excuse me?
5:05 >> >> He doesn't even know what he's doing.
5:07 We're all beginners here.
5:08 Nobody knows what they're doing.
5:09 I do.
5:10 I'm a professional chef.
5:12 Oh, relax.
5:13 It's not a courtroom drama.
5:16 >> >> If you're a professional chef, what are you doing taking introduction TO COOKING?
5:19 YEAH.
5:22 >> >> I'M SORRY, IT'S JUST THAT UM WELL,
5:25 I cook at this restaurant Alessandro's
5:27 and um I just got a really bad review.
5:29 >> Oh, Alessandro's, I love that place.
5:31 >> You do?
5:32 Oh, yes, you're an excellent chef.
5:34 As a person, you're a little >> totally crazy, but you like the food?
5:38 Very much.
5:39 Okay then.
5:40 I don't stink.
5:42 I'm a good chef.
5:44 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, I don't want to go.
5:45 I'm having fun.
5:47 Well, actually, did either of you pay for this class?
5:49 Hey, hey, hey, if my friend says it's time to go,
5:51 it's time to go.
5:56 Okay, Chandler Mont, there's only one banana nut muffin left.
5:59 Well, I ordered mine first.
6:01 Yeah, but I'm I'm so much faster.
6:05 Give it to me.
6:07 No.
6:07 Give it to me.
6:09 Okay, you can have it.
6:19 >> >> Here you go.
6:20 Enjoy your coffee.
6:22 That was there when I got here.
6:27 Hey, you guys, you will never guess who's coming to New York.
6:31 Quick, Phoebe, tell us before he can swallow.
6:33 >> Okay, Ryan, that guy I went out with who's in the Navy.
6:38 You went out with a guy in the Navy?
6:39 Yeah, I met him when I was I'm playing guitar in Washington Square Park.
6:42 Ryan threw in salt water taffy cuz he didn't have any change.
6:46 Hey, is that when you wrote salt water taffy man?
6:48 No.
6:51 No, he is my submarine guy.
6:53 He resurfaces like every couple years
6:55 and we have the most amazing 3 days together.
6:58 Only this time, he's coming for 2 weeks, two whole weeks, which means yay.
7:04 Wait, this guy goes down for like 2 years at a time?
7:11 >> >> That'll teach you to lick my muffin.
7:14 Ever happen to you?
7:15 You go to the refrigerator to get a nice glass of milk,
7:17 but these darn cartons ARE SO FLINGING FLANGING HARD TO OPEN.
7:21 WELL, YOU said it, MIKE.
7:22 I DON'T THERE'S GOT TO BE A BETTER WAY.
7:27 AND THERE IS, KEVIN.
7:29 Can we please turn this off?
7:31 No way, Kevin.
7:33 What if I told you
7:34 that there's a revolutionary new product
7:36 that guarantees you'll never have to open up milk cartons again?
7:40 Meet the MilkMaster 2000.
7:44 Are you intrigued?
7:46 You're flinging flanging right I am.
7:49 >> >> This is the first time he's ever used this product before.
7:51 You're going to see how easy this is to do.
7:52 Go ahead.
7:54 This works in any milk carton.
7:56 Wow, it is easy.
7:57 Now I can have milk every day.
8:04 >> >> Oh god, Ross.
8:05 Okay, if you care about me at all,
8:07 you'll get the pie out of the man's hood.
8:08 Get the what?
8:09 >> pie in the hood.
8:09 Don't let the pie go.
8:18 >> >> What are you doing?
8:19 I'm sorry.
8:20 My pie was was in your hood.
8:25 Now I just have to get the coffee out of
8:27 that guy's pants and I'll be back in the hospital by 7:00.
8:29 >> >> Hey.
8:39 >> Hey.
8:39 I was just going to get something to eat.
8:40 Do you want something?
8:41 >> What you got?
8:42 Okay, let's see.
8:43 We got strained peas, canned carrots.
8:46 Ooh, strained plums.
8:48 We haven't tried that yet.
8:49 Goody.
8:54 >> >> Thanks.
8:54 So, how is it living with Rachel again?
8:57 I mean, apart from the great food.
9:00 I'm fine.
9:00 I'm fine.
9:00 It's just It's just weird what's happening with her and Ross, you know?
9:04 Yesterday, he asked me to fix him up with somebody.
9:07 Oh my god, Rachel asked me if I knew anyone for her, too.
9:10 Why are they doing this?
9:11 I don't know.
9:12 They're so perfect for each other.
9:13 It's crazy.
9:14 You know what's crazy?
9:16 These jars.
9:17 What is it, like two bites in here?
9:23 >> >> I just wish they'd realize they should be together.
9:25 I know.
9:26 I know.
9:26 And when they moved back in together, I figured, you know,
9:28 that's where things were headed.
9:29 >> I know.
9:29 They should be a family.
9:30 They should get married and have more children.
9:32 Yes, and they should name one of their kids Joey.
9:37 Tell you what, I may not have kids.
9:38 Someone's got to carry on the family name.
9:43 You know what?
9:44 Maybe once they start dating and they see what's out there,
9:46 they'll realize how good they are for each other.
9:49 Yeah, because it is slim pickings.
9:51 Oh.
9:52 You know, I had this date last night.
9:56 Yuck.
9:56 >> >> We should probably keep it down.
9:56 She's still in the bedroom.
10:01 >> >> So, what are we going to do?
10:02 Are we just going to go ahead and set them up with people?
10:04 No, that just pushes them further and further apart.
10:09 >> Yeah.
10:09 Oh, I know what we can do.
10:10 We could set Ross
10:11 and Rachel up on horrible dates
10:12 so that they'll realize how good they are together.
10:15 Ooh, that's a great plan.
10:17 Yeah.
10:17 You know what the best part of it is?
10:19 I get to do my plan laugh.
10:28 >> >> NOT SO LOUD.
10:28 WE DON'T WANT TO WAKE UP UH OKAY, HERE ARE the birthday candles.
10:35 Where's the birthday cake?
10:37 Okay, we're not having birthday cake.
10:39 We're having birthday flan.
10:43 >> >> Excuse me?
10:44 It's a traditional Mexican custard dessert.
10:46 Oh, that's nice.
10:48 Happy birthday, Rachel.
10:49 Here's some goo.
10:52 OKAY, EVERYBODY, IT'S TIME FOR FLAN.
10:55 YEP, get ready for the gelatinous fun.
10:59 It kinda looks like that stuff you get when you get a bad infection.
11:02 Ew.
11:03 Okay, that's enough.
11:05 Okay, Rachel, make a special flan wish.
11:09 Okay, I've got one.
11:15 >> >> HEADS UP.
11:18 >> >> WOW, THOSE THINGS ALMOST NEVER COME TRUE.
11:21 The most unbelievable thing has happened.
11:23 Underdog has gotten away.
11:25 The balloon?
11:26 No, no, the actual cartoon character.
11:30 >> >> Of course the balloon.
11:32 It's all over the news.
11:34 Right before he reached Macy's,
11:35 he broke free and was spotted flying over Washington Square Park.
11:38 I'm going to the roof.
11:38 Who's with me?
11:40 >> I can't.
11:40 I can't.
11:40 I got to go.
11:41 >> Come on, an 80-ft inflatable dog loose over the city.
11:44 How often does that happen?
11:45 Almost never.
11:48 >> >> Got the keys?
11:49 Oh, okay.
11:51 Saw the giant dog shadow fall over the park?
11:54 Yeah, but did they have to shoot him down?
11:56 I mean, that was just mean.
11:59 Okay.
12:00 Right about now, the turkey should be crispy on the outside,
12:03 juicy on the inside.
12:06 Why are we standing here?
12:08 We're waiting for you to open the door.
12:10 You've got the keys.
12:11 No, I don't.
12:14 Yes, you do.
12:16 When we left, you said, "Got the keys."
12:19 No, I didn't.
12:20 I asked, "Got the keys?"
12:24 No, no, no.
12:25 You said, "Got the keys."
12:27 Either of you have the keys?
12:32 >> >> The oven is on.
12:33 >> Oh, I've got to get my ticket.
12:34 Wait, wait.
12:35 We have a copy of your key.
12:36 >> WELL, THEN GET IT.
12:37 GET IT.
12:37 HEY, HEY.
12:38 That tone won't make me go any faster.
12:41 >> >> Joey?
12:41 That one will.
12:44 I swear you said you had THE KEYS.
12:46 >> NO, I DIDN'T.
12:47 I WOULDN'T SAY I HAD the keys unless I had the keys,
12:49 AND I OBVIOUSLY DID NOT HAVE THE KEYS.
12:50 >> OH, OKAY.
12:51 ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT.
12:51 ENOUGH with the keys.
12:52 No one say keys.
12:57 Why would I have the keys?
13:00 >> >> Aside from the fact that you said you had them?
13:02 But I didn't.
13:03 >> WELL, YOU SHOULD HAVE.
13:04 >> WHY?
13:04 BECAUSE.
13:05 >> WHY?
13:05 BECAUSE.
13:06 WHY?
13:06 BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS MY RESPONSIBILITY.
13:08 DOES THAT MEAN Isn't it enough that I'm making Thanksgiving dinner for everyone?
13:11 You know, everyone wants a different KIND OF POTATO.
13:13 SO, I'M MAKING DIFFERENT KINDS OF POTATOES.
13:15 YOU KNOW, DOES ANYBODY CARE WHAT KIND of potatoes I WANT?
13:18 NO.
13:21 >> >> NO.
13:22 NO.
13:22 YOU KNOW, JUST AS LONG
13:23 AS PHOEBE GETS her peas
13:24 AND ONIONS AND MARIO GETS HIS TOTS
13:27 AND IT'S MY FIRST THANKSGIVING
13:31 AND I THEY'RE ALL BURNED
13:33 AND >> >> OKAY MONICA,
13:37 ONLY DOGS CAN HEAR YOU NOW.
13:39 LOOK, the door's open, here we go.
13:41 Oh god.
13:48 Well, turkey's burnt, potatoes are ruined, potatoes are ruined, POTATOES ARE RUINED.
13:55 >> >> MAY WE come walking down the do do do do do do do?
14:01 >> >> This doesn't smell like mom's.
14:05 No, it doesn't, does it?
14:07 BUT YOU WANTED LOBSTERS, WELL, HERE YOU GO, BUDDY, YOU GOT ONE.
14:13 >> >> OH GOD, THIS IS GREAT.
14:15 The plane is gone, so I guess I'm stuck here with you guys.
14:18 Hey, we all had better plans, okay?
14:20 This was nobody's first choice.
14:22 Oh, really?
14:24 So, WHY WAS I BUSTING MY ASS TO MAKE THIS DELICIOUS THANKSGIVING DINNER?
14:28 YOU CALL THAT DELICIOUS?
14:29 It's my first time.
14:31 YOU CALL THAT COOKING?
14:32 WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME?
14:33 WHY ARE YOU YELLING?
14:34 STOP IT, STOP IT.
14:35 NOW, THIS FEELS LIKE THANKSGIVING.
14:43 OKAY, who wants light cheese and who wants dark cheese?
14:47 I don't even want to know about the dark cheese.
14:50 Does anybody want to split this with me?
14:52 Ooh, I will.
14:53 You guys have to make a wish.
14:55 Make a wish?
14:57 Come on, YOU KNOW, THANKSGIVING.
15:03 >> >> WOOHOO!
15:04 YOU GOT THE BIGGER HALF.
15:05 What did you wish for?
15:07 The bigger half.
15:11 All right, I'd like to propose a toast.
15:14 >> >> Little toast here.
15:15 Ding I know this isn't exactly the kind of Thanksgiving
15:18 that all of you planned,
15:19 but for me, this has been really great, you know?
15:24 I think because it didn't involve divorce or projectile vomiting.
15:31 >> >> Anyway, I was just thinking, I mean, if you'd gone to Vail,
15:33 or if you guys had been with your family,
15:35 or if you didn't have syphilis and stuff, we wouldn't be all together,
15:43 you know?
15:44 So, I guess what I'm trying to say is
15:46 that uh I'm very thankful
15:48 that all of your Thanksgivings sucked.
15:58 >> >> Mhm.
15:58 >> >> And hey, here's to a lousy Christmas.
16:00 And a crappy New Year.
16:02 >> Yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:02 Glad you saved Ross when the car backfired,
16:04 but it could have been a bullet, and you you know,
16:06 you didn't try to save me.
16:09 Oh, you're upset because you think I chose Ross over you.
16:13 No, I knew you could take care of yourself.
16:18 You know, I mean, Ross >> he needs help.
16:20 He's not street like us.
16:23 >> >> What it comes down to is you would risk your life for
16:25 Ross before you would for me.
16:26 That's the bottom line.
16:29 What?
16:29 No, not exactly.
16:32 All right, look, I I wasn't trying to save Ross.
16:39 Okay?
16:39 My sandwich was next to Ross.
16:44 >> >> All right?
16:46 I was I was trying to save my sandwich.
16:51 From a bullet.
16:54 I know it doesn't make much sense.
16:56 >> Much sense?
16:57 Chandler, it was instinct, okay?
16:59 I just went for it.
17:01 So, you risked your life for a sandwich.
17:03 I know it sounds crazy, but Chandler,
17:06 this is the greatest sandwich in the world.
17:12 >> >> So, you didn't uh choose Ross before me.
17:15 No, I would never do that.
17:18 You You like my brother.
17:21 Really?
17:22 Yeah.
17:23 In fact, to prove how much you mean to me, here.
17:34 Thanks.
17:35 Oh, oh, easy.
17:36 It's not A HOT DOG.
17:43 >> >> HOW GOOD IS THAT?
17:45 OH, WOW.
17:48 SEE?
17:48 MHM.
17:49 HEY, what dude, what are you doing?
17:52 I thought you were showing me how much I mean to you.
17:54 Yeah, with a bite.
17:58 >> >> Jeez.
17:58 Hey, oh, we we can't keep eating like this.
18:05 >> >> It's uh 12:50.
18:07 Okay.
18:08 Um So, you make the pizzas in one of those uh wood-burning ovens?
18:19 >> >> No, actually um I think they're gas.
18:22 Gas?
18:23 Wow.
18:29 >> >> Intense.
18:29 If this is the way all the gellas flirt, we don't have a problem.
18:34 >> >> Hey, uh you know that smell gas has?
18:43 >> >> Yeah.
18:44 They put that in.
18:47 >> >> What?
18:48 The gas is odorless.
18:50 But, they add the smell so you know when there's a leak.
18:57 >> >> Well, okay.
19:00 A lot of other gas smells.
19:08 >> >> You know what?
19:08 Um actually, I I really I should go.
19:11 Oh, but I I I haven't paid you yet. >> what?
19:13 That's okay.
19:14 You guys have ordered so many that this one's on me.
19:19 Hey.
19:20 Hey.
19:21 Oh, my friend Sarah had a great time last night.
19:24 Yeah, so you're going to call this one back?
19:26 No.
19:29 But what are you talking about?
19:30 Sarah's great.
19:31 >> Oh, really?
19:32 You don't know what your great friend did?
19:36 We were out to dinner, okay?
19:37 We were getting along, having a really nice time.
19:40 I was thinking she was really cool.
19:42 And then, out of nowhere >> >> That's it?
20:09 Th- That's why you won't go out with her again?
20:11 So she took some fries, big deal.
20:13 >> Hey hey hey look, it's not about a few fries.
20:16 It's about what the fries represent.
20:18 What?
20:18 All food!
20:21 Oh, I'm I'm sorry.
20:23 I I I can't believe I set you up with such a monster.
20:26 >> Hey hey hey hey hey look, I take a girl out,
20:29 she can order whatever she wants.
20:30 The more the better, all right?
20:32 Just don't order a garden salad and then eat my food.
20:37 That's a good way to LOSE SOME FINGERS.
20:41 OH, THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE.
20:42 Listen to this.
20:44 So Joey and my friend are out last night, they're having dinner,
20:46 and she reaches over and takes a few of his fries.
20:49 OH, NO.
20:51 WHAT?
20:54 YOU YOU KNOW ABOUT THE THE THE PLATE THING?
20:56 >> OH, YEAH.
20:57 YEAH, I know.
20:57 Joey doesn't share food.
20:59 I mean, just just last week we were having breakfast
21:02 and and he had a couple of grapes on his plate.
21:04 You wouldn't let her have a grape?
21:06 no, not me.
21:07 Emma.
21:11 >> >> JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD.
21:18 >> >> WELL, I STILL THINK THAT IS A STUPID reason not to call someone again.
21:21 You are calling her, okay?
21:24 And if if you need to,
21:25 then just get an extra plate of fries for the table.
21:32 I like that.
21:34 A sharing buffer.
21:36 Yeah.
21:37 Yeah, I'll order some extra fries.
21:39 Maybe a plate of onion rings.
21:42 Yeah.
21:42 Yeah.
21:42 And a shrimp cocktail.
21:45 And some buffalo wings.
21:47 Maybe maybe an individual pizza.
21:49 Huh?
21:50 And some mozzarella sticks.
21:54 Who are we talking about?
21:56 We're going to split it.
21:56 You take half and I take half. >> not fair.
21:58 You've already had some.
21:59 Well, oh, then not You know what?
22:00 I think Monica would be very interested to know
22:02 that you called her cheesecake dry
22:04 and mealy.
22:05 What do we use to SPLIT IT?
22:10 >> OKAY.
22:10 >> >> ALL RIGHT, PICK A HALF.
22:12 OKAY.
22:14 WELL, this side looks bigger.
22:18 Uh I think there's more crust on this side.
22:22 Yeah.
22:22 So, maybe if I measure >> Oh, for God's sake, just pick a face.
22:24 All right, pick that.
22:26 So, the smaller piece.
22:29 >> >> Okay, there you go.
22:31 Enjoy your half, my friend, but that is it.
22:34 No sharing, no switching,
22:36 and don't come crying to me if you eat your PIECE TOO FAST.
22:51 >> >> OH!
22:51 >> >> ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE GOING TO GIVE ME SOME OF YOUR PIECE?
22:53 >> OH, HO ho ho, no, no.
22:55 No switching, no sharing, and don't come crying to me.
22:58 Ha ha ha.
22:59 I I just sit here and have my cake all day.
23:02 Just sit here in the hallway AND EAT MY >> >> OH, YEAH, LOOK,
23:12 THERE'S A PIECE THAT DOESN'T HAVE FLOUR ON IT.
23:15 Stick to your side.
23:16 >> Come on now.
23:29 >> >> All right, what are we having?
23:31 Hey.
23:31 Hey.
23:32 Hey, how much did you guys tip the super this year?
23:34 >> Yeah, we were going to give 50, but if you guys gave more,
23:36 we don't want to look bad.
23:38 Oh, actually, this year we just made him homemade cookies.
23:41 And 25 it is.
23:44 >> >> You gave him cookies?
23:45 Money is so impersonal.
23:47 Cookies says someone really cares.
23:51 All right, we're broke, but cookies do say that.
23:54 I can see that.
23:56 A plate of brownies once told me a limerick.
24:01 >> >> People, let me ask you something.
24:02 Were Were these uh funny brownies?
24:05 Not especially.
24:07 But you know what?
24:07 I think they had pot in them.
24:12 >> >> So, you guys, who else did you tip with cookies?
24:15 Uh the mailman, the super.
24:19 Oh, and the newspaper delivery guy.
24:22 Oh my god.
24:25 What?
24:25 I don't think you're going to like this.
24:30 Oh gosh.
24:31 Oh, there's a cookie smashed in the sports section.
24:34 Oh, look, he did my crossword puzzle.
24:37 >> Yeah, but not very well, unless 14 across Gershwin musical actually is bite me,
24:42 bite me, bite me, bite me.
24:46 Or you could just, you know, >> >> What the hell are you doing?
24:57 What the hell am I doing?
24:58 He just BROKE MY FRIDGE.
25:02 >> >> WHAT THE WHAT HOW DO YOU KNOW IT'S HOW DO YOU know
25:04 it's even broken?
25:06 Oh, you think I don't know what breaks my fridge?
25:10 >> >> Excuse me.
25:13 Well, what do you know?
25:17 Broken.
25:17 That'll be $400.
25:19 Joey, I saw you push him.
25:24 WHO PUSHED WHO?
25:28 >> >> JOEY, I DID NOT BREAK THIS, OKAY?
25:31 That has been broken for a while.
25:36 >> >> I Chan, remember I told you about our fridge?
25:37 Uh-huh.
25:39 Still haven't gotten the check for your half yet.
25:43 >> >> Do not give him any money.
25:44 >> I'm not talking to you.
25:45 YOU BROKE MY FRIDGE.
25:46 >>
