0:00 Can I have a seat?
0:06 Rachel I want you to know that if it's positive we're going to Oh, I know. I know. You do?
0:18 It's time.
0:21 No!
0:25 Go ahead, Rach. Oh, wait. You know what? I can't I can't look at it. I can't look at it. Somebody else tell me. Tell me. Okay.
0:32 Okay.
0:38 It's negative.
0:41 What? It's negative.
0:44 Oh.
0:47 Oh.
0:52 Well, there you go.
0:55 Phew.
0:59 That is That's great. That is really great great news.
1:03 >> >> You know, cuz the whole uh not being ready and kind of financial aspects of that.
1:17 How this is so just the way this was supposed to be.
1:24 Well, then great.
1:30 It's God, this is so stupid.
1:35 How can I be upset over something I never had?
1:40 It's negative. No, it's positive.
1:49 What? It's It's not negative. It's positive.
1:54 ARE YOU SURE? WELL, YEAH. I BEFORE.
2:00 >> >> NOW YOU KNOW HOW YOU REALLY FEEL ABOUT IT. OH, THAT'S A RISKY LITTLE GAME.
2:09 ARE YOU REALLY GOING TO DO THIS?
2:13 YEAH. I'M going to have a baby.
2:18 I'm going to have a baby. I'm going to HAVE A BABY.
2:22 >> >> I CAN'T.
2:24 >> >> WITH WHO? DON'T GOT THE TIME.
2:32 >> >> LOOK, I feel really bad about how I freaked you out before. So, I called the father and asked him to meet you here so you could tell him. Go. What? Hey, wait a minute.
2:42 Phoebe, how do you even know who the father is? I may play the fool at times, but I'm a little more than just a pretty blonde girl with an ass that won't quit.
2:55 I believe this belongs to the father of your baby.
2:58 Oh god. Oh, he's in there right now?
3:03 >> Uh-huh. Now, you can turn around or you can go in there and rip the band-aid off. What do you want to do?
3:12 Let's rip. Really? Are you sure? Oh, Phoebe. Okay, sorry. Yeah.
3:19 Hey Rach.
3:22 So, what's this about? Rachel has something that she wants to tell you and um I believe that this is your red sweater.
3:31 No. This is my red sweater.
3:37 Oh, no.
3:40 >> >> Could I get anyone a coffee?
3:45 Poison? No, just for me? Okay.
3:50 What's going on, Nothing.
3:54 Phoebe kind of made a mistake. But you know, you do wear that sweater a lot. Are you involved in some kind of dare?
4:02 You know, I'm actually glad Phoebe called.
4:10 I know we broke up cuz you thought I wasn't mature enough, but I've really grown up and I think we should get back together.
4:16 Oh, it's just not the right time. It is the right time. >> Okay.
4:23 I'm ready for more. Tag.
4:25 >> Come on, Rach. Let's give it another try.
4:28 I'm having a baby. Oh.
4:39 You can go. Thank you. Hey, did Rachel find you? No, why?
4:44 Oh, she was looking for you. Oh, well, I guess I'll catch up with her later. Well, she really wanted to talk to you now. Yeah, it seemed pretty important.
4:57 >> >> Oh, no.
4:59 What? I think I might know what this is about.
5:06 Really? Yeah, uh uh we promised we weren't going to tell anybody this, but uh about a month ago uh Rachel and I slept together.
5:19 And? >> >> Well, I thought you'd be a little more shocked.
5:28 Oh, I'm sorry. And?
5:34 Well, we we said we'd just do it that one time, but but now I I think she may want to start things up again. Yeah, I don't think that's what it is.
5:53 >> Hi. Hi. Hi. Um I think there's something that we really need to talk about.
6:01 I think we do. Why don't we go inside?
6:06 >> >> Look, uh I know why you're here. You do? Yeah. And to save you from any embarrassment, um I think maybe I should talk first.
6:22 Okay. Okay. >> >> Ross and Rachel Rachel and Ross That's been one heck of a seesaw, hasn't it?
6:45 What? >> >> I mean, look, that that one night we had was fun and and certainly passionate, but don't don't you think it's better if we just stay friends?
6:59 Seriously, what?
7:03 Okay. Okay. You know what? If you want to we can do it one more time. >> >> I mean, I I'd be okay with that. In fact, I have some time right now.
7:18 >> >> You know what?
7:20 Can I Can I talk now? Oh, sure. Okay.
7:24 >> >> I'm pregnant.
7:35 Ross >> >> Ross Okay. Whenever you're ready.
7:48 >> >> And you're the father, by the way, but you got >> >> Can I get you some water? I'm good. I'm good. >> >> Ross, there is no pressure on you, okay? I mean, you can be as involved as you want.
8:15 Yeah, I uh I'm just I don't know. I don't understand.
8:21 >> >> Um how this happened.
8:28 We we used the condom. I know. I know, but, you know, condoms only work like 97% of the time.
8:37 What what?
8:41 WHAT?
8:44 WELL, THEY SHOULD PUT THAT ON THE BOX.
8:50 THEY DO. >> NO, THEY DON'T.
8:53 >> >> WELL, THEY SHOULD PUT IT IN HUGE BLOCK LETTERS.
9:03 OKAY, ROSS, come on. Let's just forget about the condom.
9:05 >> Oh, well, I may AS WELL HAVE.
9:10 LISTEN, YOU KNOW WHAT? I was really freaked out, too, when I found out.
9:14 >> I'm not freaked out.
9:17 I'm indignant as a consumer. You know what? Let's Let's talk later.
9:24 >> No, no, I want to talk now, okay? I mean, in fact, I want to talk to the president of the condom company. Okay, you know what? Maybe I should come back. Okay. >> >> Yeah, UH PRESS ONE. HI.
9:43 SO, how was the honeymoon? It was great. It was great. But how about you? I mean, you're having a baby. Oh, look, I have a sonogram picture.
9:53 >> Ross, it's got your wavy black lines.
9:59 All right, so now that Ross knows, can you tell us, you know, how it happened?
10:01 I mean, when did it happen? How many times did it happen?
10:04 Monica, that's not right. Start with where.
10:11 Well, it happened about 6 weeks ago. And I had just gotten home from work, and Ross was already there because I guess he'd been hanging out with Joey.
10:20 You're welcome, buddy. >> >> Yeah, thanks. And so, I had a lot of work to do, and Ross, nice guy that he is, offered to help me out. And then we had a little wine, we got to talking, and next thing you know, out of nowhere, Ross comes on to me. >> >> That's That's a little misleading.
10:45 What is The lie you just told. >> >> That that you came on to me? There's the one.
10:53 >> >> But you did. I mean, let's be honest.
10:55 >> Yes, let's.
10:59 You know what? It's It's not important. What's important is that is that we're having a baby. And it's not doesn't matter who came on to whom.
11:11 That's right.
11:14 >> >> You know, you kissed me first.
11:16 >> What? What? You were begging me to kiss you. You You You were sending me signals all over the place. >> I was sending you signals? Oh, please.
11:23 Okay, anyone in this room think that I would actually send Ross begging signals? Please, show of hands.
11:30 >> >> You know, it It matter. It doesn't matter what people believe. What matters is what happened. Okay, well, so these signals, Ross, explain this to me cuz maybe I need to be more careful. I mean, am I sending you these signals right now?
11:42 You know what? You know what, Rachel? Just just drop it.
11:44 >> No, please show me how I begged you. >> I can show you. I have it on videotape.
11:50 >> >> It's an expression. I just wanted to.
12:02 Interesting. >> >> Anyway, um probably worked out for the best.
12:14 Yeah, sure. And about 10 seconds, you're going to see him kiss me. And in about 5 seconds, you're going to see why.
12:26 Ross, did I ever tell you about the time that I went backpacking through Western Europe? >> >> Hey, get ready to see some begging. OH, YOU CAME ON TO ROSS.
12:45 >> >> WHAT? WELL, I'M so happy.
12:50 What are you talking about? >> You used the Europe story. That's the magic story you use when you want TO HAVE SEX.
12:58 >> >> HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT STORY? How do you know about that story?
13:04 >> >> I heard it from my friend Irene who heard it from some guy. SOME GUY?
13:13 >> >> NO. NO, SHE TOLD ME THAT HIS NAME WAS KEN ADAMS. >> >> PRETTY. OH.
13:24 AW, WELL, YOU'RE JUST THE PRETTIEST ballerina I've ever seen. Thank you.
13:30 Oh, wow. That deserves another piece of candy. Thank you.
13:34 >> >> Well, I have to say that earns two two pieces of candy.
13:41 I love you. Oh, oh, Oh. Oh, honey, here, take it all.
13:50 >> >> Monica, we need more candy. What?
13:56 There's only been like four kids. >> Yeah, I know, but one of them just said that she loved me, so I just gave her everything.
14:02 No wonder you're pregnant. Hey Ross, and he said that you're looking for a new place. Oh, yeah. Hopefully across the street. If certain Dutch people would just let go. >> >> I was kind of hoping you'd stay. But Joey, I have to go. There's no room for a baby here. No room? It's a baby. It's like this big.
14:26 You you you you you you could put it over here. You could put it over here.
14:30 Or or we could put it right here. Oh, it's cute, right? Or or we could put it over here. You wouldn't even notice it. Where's the baby? Oh, it's >> >> Hey, it's not just a matter of where you put it. I mean, a baby changes everything. They cry all the time. I mean, imagine bringing home some girl and trying to score when there's a screaming baby around. I could use a challenge. It's getting pretty easy.
14:58 I mean, it's so sweet that you want me to stay, but I I can't do that to you. I mean, it would disrupt your entire life. I just I I love living with you so much.
15:11 I just I wish things didn't have to change.
15:13 I know. You know, I blame Ross for this.
15:18 >> >> I do too, a little bit.
15:23 I'm going to miss you. You're the hardest roommate I ever had.
15:30 >> >> Oh, you told your dad the truth about an hour ago. Want to go see a movie? Yes.
15:41 >> >> Bye, Dad.
15:56 >> >> consequences of your decision.
16:06 Hey, I do too think about the consequences of my decisions.
16:12 But what gives you the right to Go to hell.
16:17 >> >> Stupid guy on my phone. with me lately. I mean it's like every guy I see. I mean like okay, look at that guy for example. I mean normally that's not someone that I would would be attracted to, but right now with the way I'm feeling, all I want to do is rip off his sweatpants and fanny pack.
16:39 Wait a second. This is about the fourth month of your pregnancy, right? Yeah.
16:43 This is completely normal. Around the fourth month your hormones start going crazy. Really? So this has happened to you? Oh, absolutely. Yeah. Oh, and keep in mind now, I was carrying triplets. So you know, in medical terms I was I was thrice as Randy. Wow, this explains so much. Last weekend I went from store to store sitting on Santa's laps.
17:06 >> >> Yeah, yeah. I remember trying to steal a cardboard cutout of Evander Holyfield from a Foot Locker.
17:13 Yeah. Well, you know what? I go see my doctor tomorrow. I'll ask her about this. Maybe she can give me a pill or something.
17:20 Yeah, yeah, that's what you need, a good pill.
17:25 Hi. Hi. Just so you know, Dr. Long can't be here today. She was called to the hospital, so Dr. Schiff will be seeing you. Oh, okay.
17:33 Hey, can I ask you a question? Was it me or or was the guy who took my blood sample really cute? Uh you know who I'm talking about? Bowl haircut, hairy fingers. >> >> Hi, Rachel. I'm Dr. Schiff. Yes, you are.
17:52 So, how's it going? Oh, it's really really good. Enough about me. Come on.
17:58 Where are you from? What do you do? >> >> I'm a doctor. Right. Right. I'm actually I meant, you know, in your spare time, do you cook? Do you ski or just hang out with your wife or girlfriend?
18:12 Uh I don't have a wife or a girlfriend, but I I do like to ski. Oh, I love to ski. How amazing is this?
18:20 So, are you experiencing any discomfort? No, I'm very comfortable.
18:25 Any painful gas? No. >> >> Ew, Dr. Schiff, what kind of question is that?
18:34 >> >> Okay then. Would you like to lie down on the table? Well, would you like me to lie down on the table? >> >> I'm sorry, is there something going on here? Do you feel it, too?
18:46 Sorry, honey. I'm just having a having a rough day. Oh, what's wrong? Oh, you really you really just don't want to hear about it. Then why did I ask? Okay, it's just that but this is really embarrassing, but lately with this whole pregnancy thing, I'm just finding myself How do I put this? Um erotically charged. Is that college talk for horny?
19:12 >> >> Yeah.
19:15 So, you know, I have all of these feelings and I don't know what to do about them because I can't date like a normal person, which is fine because I don't need a relationship. I mean, all I really want is one great night. Just sex, you know, no strings attached, no relationship, just with someone that I feel comfortable with and who knows what he's doing. For just one great night. I mean, is that really so hard to find?
19:47 >> >> So, how how was your day?
19:51 It was good. I I saw a pretty big pigeon.
19:58 >> >> Well, I got to get up early and it's almost 7:00. >> Yeah. All right. I got to I got to go to my room, too. >> Good night. Good night.
20:11 I CAN'T DO IT. >> ASK YOU TO DO IT.
20:13 YOU'RE RACHEL. >> YOU'RE JOEY. YOU'RE MY FRIEND.
20:16 >> RIGHT BACK AT YOU. YEAH. >> >> BUT PLUS IT WOULD BE WRONG and weird and and and and bad.
20:22 >> bad. I don't even know what you're talking about because I didn't ask you to do anything.
20:25 >> I KNOW. >> >> YOU WANT TO DO IT? >> NO. ALL RIGHT. ME NEITHER. I'm just testing YOU. HEY, WELL, THAT'S THE END OF THIS CONVERSATION.
20:42 >> THIS CONVERSATION NEVER HAPPENED. >> NEVER HAPPENED.
20:45 GOOD NIGHT.
20:53 Get back in there. Ross and I were looking for you. What are we ALL DOING IN HERE? >> >> OH MY.
21:04 HONEY, COVER IT UP WITH THE BOAT. >> >> HELLO? YES, WE'RE ALL IN here and we'd love for you TO JOIN US.
21:12 >> >> WELL, HUH? HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON? >> >> OOH, COOL BOAT. OH, NO.
21:23 HEY, DID DID DID YOU TELL HIM? >> NO, I WAS WAITING for you. Tell us what?
21:27 WE'RE HAVING A GIRL. OH, WOW! >> >> I'LL GET YOU LATER. WAIT A MINUTE. Wait a minute. You you hated the name Ruth. Why why would you change your mind?
21:45 Unless you know we're never going to have to use it. You did see the folder.
21:51 You know it's a boy. >> I didn't see anything. I actually changed my mind about the name. >> Oh, I don't think so. You're you're just giving me Ruth so so you'll get to name him when it's a boy and then that's when you'll swoop in and and name him Heath or Blaine or Sequoia.
22:08 I would pick Sequoia. Veto. Fine.
22:17 Unless you anticipated that I would figure all this out and you know that it actually is a girl and and you really do want her to be named Ruth. Well, I'M NOT FALLING FOR THAT. OKAY, RUTH IS OFF THE TABLE.
22:36 But Ross, you want the name Ruth. >> Not like this. Joey, Joey, something feels weird and not good weird. I don't know. Whoa! Oh, hey. Whoa, do not worry, okay? When my sisters were pregnant, they got every weird feeling in the book and it was always nothing. Really?
22:52 >> Absolutely. But we're going to stop by the hospital just to be sure, okay? I'll page Ross on the way. Okay. Oh, god. Oh!
22:58 >> Oh, okay. Rach, Rach, Rach, look at Look at at me. Everything's going to be fine.
23:02 Trust me. Okay? Come on. Take my hand. Here we go. I've got Ow! Ow! Crushing bones. Okay, good thing we're going to a hospital.
23:18 Hey. So, she's fine. She was experiencing Braxton Hicks contractions.
23:23 Mild discomfort caused by contractions in the uterine wall. Hm. Mild discomfort? So, I take it you've had one of these Braxton thingies?
23:31 So, but everything is normal? >> Absolutely. And and there's no danger to her or or the baby? >> No, no. Contractions can be unnerving if you don't know what they are. She's fine. Thank you, doctor.
23:41 Oh, thank you for being so nice and calm. Calm? I wasn't calm. I've never been more scared in MY ENTIRE LIFE. BUT WAIT, YOU SAID everything was going to be okay. >> Well, what do I know? I'm not a doctor.
23:54 But it But everything is okay. I'm fine. >> You sure? Yes. Yes. I got half a mind to contract that doctor's uterus, though. Mild discomfort.
24:04 Oh, hey. Hey. Is everything okay? >> Yeah, everything's fine.
24:06 >> What did you you page said come to the hospital. What What was it? What happened? >> It's something called Braxton Hicks contractions. Oh. Oh. Thank god. That's no big deal. Most women don't even feel them. Okay, no uterus, no opinion.
24:22 Hey, uh what's with the candy? Oh, when you beep me, I was online at the concession stand at the movie theater. Oh, you went to the movies by yourself?
24:29 NO. MONA. >> >> OH, I GOT TO GO BACK IN THERE. WHAT WHY? IS IT What's wrong?
24:35 >> No, everything's fine. I just got to go back in >> No, really. You tell me. What What's up? I I forgot my underwear.
24:42 >> >> So, thanks so much for for bringing her to the hospital. Oh, hey. Don't worry about it, man. Don't worry about it. No big deal.
24:52 >> Yeah, but still, I mean, it should have been me. I'm the dad.
24:57 Oh, if you have any questions, here's some information on Braxton Hicks.
24:59 >> Oh, thanks. Oh, and by the way, you did the right thing by bringing her in. You're going to make a wonderful father.
25:06 Oh, Hey, not as good as this guy. He brought Twizzlers.
25:18 I think I'm falling in love with you. Joey, Joey, I love you so much.
25:25 But But Joey No, no, wait. Hey, that's uh That's okay. It's fine.
25:35 It's uh pretty much what I was expecting, you know. So, uh it's no big deal.
25:44 All right?
25:47 I think I'm going to go. No. Joey, please don't please don't leave like this. No, come on. You cannot do this to a pregnant woman.
25:55 >> >> START DOING MY HAPPY YOU can't do that, Rach, cuz then you're going to make me do Oh, there we go. >> >> No, can I jump?
26:14 You know, I was only kidding.
26:19 Hi. Hey. Hey. So, what's the final head count on my baby shower? About 20.
26:25 Couple people from work had something else to do.
26:27 >> Also, both of your sisters called and neither can make it. What? You mean they're not coming to a social event where there's no men and no booze?
26:34 That's shocking. Well, I don't care. As long as my mom's here. Oh my god, your mother. What? My mom's not going to be here? Well, given that we forgot to invite her, it would be an awfully big coincidence if she was. Oh my god. Well, it it wasn't my fault. Phoebe was in charge of the invitations.
26:53 Well, I don't I don't have a mother, so often I forget that other people >> a rest. So, my mother is not coming to my baby shower? No. Neither is mine.
27:07 You know what? Don't worry, okay? We'll take care of it. We'll call her. You just go home and get ready.
27:11 >> Please make sure she comes. It's really important to me. I mean, it's my mom.
27:15 >> I know. I know. What's her number? I don't know.
27:18 Go. I have my book. Go.
27:27 Wait a minute. If you're in charge of the invitations, why am I the one who has to call her? Hello, Mrs. Green. Hi. Uh it's Monica Geller. Oh, hello, Monica. >> Hi. Um I know this is last minute, but we we've decided to throw an impromptu baby shower for Rachel today. I know. My daughters told me about it when they received their impromptu invitations a month ago. I'm sorry. I'm I'm so sorry.
27:52 >> For what, dear? For not inviting me or for lying about it?
27:56 >> >> Oh my god, my ass is sweating.
28:00 I noticed you picked out a lot of our dinosaur items.
28:02 >> Oh, yeah. Actually, that's one of the reasons why we are not a couple.
28:06 >> >> I chose those. I'm a paleontologist.
28:10 Really? That is so cool. Oh. Oh, yeah, don't get too worked up over it. I mean, it sounds like he's a doctor, but he's not.
28:18 >> >> Oh, no, no. I'm fascinated by paleontology. Have you read the new Walter Alvarez book? Yeah, I I teach it in my class. Oh my god. Standing at a cash register, I'm holding a credit card, and I'm bored. >> >> Oh, I love your neighborhood. There's a great gym right around the corner from your building. That's my gym. I could tell you work out.
28:43 >> >> Paleontologist who works out. you're like Indiana Jones.
28:53 >> >> I am like Indiana Jones.
28:57 That's right. Still no baby. Come on people, please let me make some room. Uh sweetie, maybe you'd be more comfortable here.
29:08 You. >> >> Like you haven't done enough. Look, I I know how miserable you are. I wish there was something I can do. I mean I I wish I were a seahorse.
29:26 >> >> Because with seahorses, the it's the male that they carry the babies. >> >> And then also um I'd be far away in the sea.
29:39 >> >> Woah, I have never been so uncomfortable in my entire life. Oh, I know. I've been there. I remember toward the end. Phoebe, that's a great story. Could you tell it to me while you're getting me some iced tea?
30:05 >> >> Oh god, GET OUT. GET OUT. GET OUT. GET OUT.
30:15 LET'S LOOK. >> >> WOAH. WOAH.
30:18 WHOOPS. OH, I seem to have dropped my fork.
30:23 Let me just bend over and get it. >> >> OH GOD. >> >> OKAY, ENOUGH. This is This is not going to happen.
30:41 >> Oh, come on Ross. I'm miserable here. Come on, you started this. Now, YOU FINISH IT.
30:48 COME ON, whisper love to me. >> >> You know what? What?
30:56 Forget it.
30:59 Oh, well. What now, Ross? You're not going to talk?
31:03 How on earth will you ever annoy me? Oh, wait a minute. I know.
31:13 I mean, you think the damn jalapeno would have cleared up your sinuses, but no. That's not enough. What are you doing? I'M GETTING THAT BABY OUT OF YOU.
31:25 >> >> OH GOD. OH, I KNOW. OH, NO.
31:35 I think my water just broke.
31:38 I am good.
31:43 Okay. Okay. Okay, I got I got the pillow.
31:46 Got the bag. You got the keys? >> I got the keys. Good. Okay.
31:50 Okay.
31:52 Hey. Yeah. We're having a baby.
31:56 >> >> I didn't uh really have time to read this part of the books, but do you think do you think we have time?
32:15 >> Not so much. All right. Yes. From home to the hospital in under 7 minutes. We did it. Yes, the hard part is truly over.
32:25 No, but come on. We're off to a great start, aren't we? I knew I'd get you here faster, but this has got to be some kind of a record.
32:32 >> >> OH, YOU MADE IT.
32:36 WELL, HOW HOW HOW THE HELL DID YOU BEAT HERE? We took a cab. Did you guys walk?
32:40 No. No, we took a cab, too, but I I did test runs. I Hey, you made it. >> >> Okay, is there SOME KIND OF MAGIC tunnel to this hospital?
32:52 Ross, you stay here and talk. I'm going to go have a baby.
32:55 Okay. Okay. Um hi. Hi, this is Rachel Green. I'm Ross Geller. We we called from the car. >> Right. We have a semi-private labor room waiting for you. >> Oh, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. I'm sorry.
33:06 Semi-private? We we We asked for a private room.
33:10 >> Yes, I see that here. Unfortunately, we can't guarantee a private room, and currently, they're all unavailable. Man, if only you'd gotten here sooner.
33:20 I'm sorry. Semi-private rooms are all we have.
33:24 Okay, uh just give us a second. Ross.
33:29 Yeah. Give her some money.
33:33 I really think they're out of room. >> They're not, Ross. They're just saving THEM FOR THE IMPORTANT PEOPLE, OKAY? What What if I was the president?
33:40 >> Well, then we'd be in a lot of trouble. You don't know where any countries are.
33:45 >> >> Okay.
33:48 The same would you um would you mind checking again, see if any uh private rooms may have opened up?
33:57 This is a hospital. Okay, you know what? I have to say, I don't really care for your tone. And this is not the only hospital in this city, and we have no problem Well, oh gosh, well, >> What? What? oh ow contraction ow ow Would you like to see a semi-private room? Yeah, it couldn't hurt to look.
34:18 >> If there's rooms available. Okay, okay, wait, you listen to me. You listen to me. Since I have been waiting four women, that's four, one higher than the number of centimeters that I am dilated, I'VE COME AND GONE WITH THEIR BABIES.
34:30 I'M NEXT. It's my turn. It's only fair. And if you bring in one more woman and she has her baby before me, I'm going to sue you.
34:38 Not this hospital, I'm going to sue you. AND MY HUSBAND, HE IS a lawyer. Oh, great. >> Honey, get back ON THAT CASE, HONEY.
34:47 I DON'T THINK THE NEXT patient is very far along. Okay, well then BRING HER IN.
34:53 >> >> OH MY GOD.
35:07 >> >> I can't believe this. >> >> And yet, somehow, it's true. >> >> I mean, this is so great. We're going TO BE BABY BUDDIES.
35:39 SQUEEZE YOUR LEGS TOGETHER AND COVER THE BABY'S EARS.
35:43 HEY, SWEETIE. HI. HI, SWEETHEART. This is my husband, Sid.
35:47 I don't think you've met him. Ross, Rachel, this is Sid. I nabbed him a year ago at the dermatologist's office. Thank god for adult acne, huh?
35:54 >> >> I still can't believe it. I'm the luckiest guy in THE WORLD. >> >> REALLY?
36:03 WHAT DID YOU SAY? Uh you know what, you have to speak very loudly when you're talking to Sid because he's almost completely deaf. Oh. Oh, here we go.
36:10 Here we go. Oh. Oh, all right. She's upside down, but she's coming. SHE'S COMING. OH GOD.
36:16 OH my god. Oh my god, she's here.
36:20 >> >> Oh, she's she's perfect. Wow. Oh, she's tiny.
36:35 Where did she go? They're just They're just wrapping her up. Okay, well, be careful with her. SHE'S REALLY TINY.
36:45 HERE SHE IS.
36:55 >> >> Who are you?
36:59 You came out of me.
37:03 I know.
37:10 Oh, she's looking at me.
37:14 I know you.
37:17 Do we have a name yet? No, not yet. That's fine. For now, we'll just call her baby girl Green. Oh, no. Baby girl Killer Green.
37:44 Hello, baby girl.
