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Hey, let's watch this thing.
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>> Whoa, whoa, whoa.
0:02
Okay.
0:02
Yeah, we're not watching this.
0:04
>> How can we not watch this?
0:05
>> What happened to do not mock?
0:07
>> We're not mocking.
0:07
We're watching.
0:08
>> That will inevitably lead to mocking.
0:10
>> We'll deal with it as it comes.
0:11
>> This a tape of me falling.
0:13
>> Yes.
0:13
Put the DVD in.
0:14
>> Quick time.
0:15
>> It starts on its own.
0:15
>> Don't use Quick Time.
0:16
Trust me, I've done this.
0:17
>> Guys, Michael can't handle this.
0:19
And as your boss, I'm saying we're not watching it.
0:22
>> No, it's okay.
0:23
Watch it.
0:23
You can't fire all of you.
0:25
>> What are you doing?
0:26
>> It's all right.
0:26
I can handle it.
0:27
>> No, I am a grown-up.
0:28
Jim, >> it's on.
0:30
There they come.
0:34
>> Oh, did you see that?
0:35
>> See what?
0:36
>> Wait, why did you Oscar?
0:38
Yes, you're right to stop it.
0:39
Thank you.
0:40
>> Eject it.
0:40
>> Jim, you let Michael fall in.
0:42
>> Play it again.
0:46
>> He purposefully leaned away and let you fall.
0:55
>> Man, >> I think when I started to see you go in,
0:57
I I think I just froze.
0:58
I don't think you froze.
1:02
>> It's a killer new dance move.
1:07
>> Do you want to talk in your office?
1:10
>> No.
1:10
>> I didn't ask you.
1:12
>> Would you like to talk?
1:17
>> Judus.
1:17
>> Jim is my enemy.
1:19
But it turns out that Jim is also his own worst enemy.
1:21
And the enemy of my enemy is my friend.
1:24
So Jim is actually my friend.
1:28
But because he is his own worst enemy,
1:31
the enemy of my friend is my enemy.
1:33
So actually Jim is my enemy.
1:37
But >> I should have grabbed you.
1:39
I'm sorry.
1:41
Look, I thought I could have done today's sales call alone.
1:45
I mean, I may never be as good a salesman as you are,
1:48
but I at least need the chance to do the job.
1:52
>> Jim's jealous of me.
1:57
Jim is jealous of me.
2:01
>> Jim, what's up, buddy?
2:02
>> This is not funny.
2:03
Why is my stuff in here?
2:05
>> Wow, that's weird.
2:05
>> Ooh, dollar for a stapler.
2:07
That's pretty good.
2:08
>> Yeah, well, I'm not paying for my own stuff.
2:11
>> Ooh, pencil cup.
2:15
>> Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
2:16
That's my pencil cup.
2:17
>> Um, I don't think so.
2:18
I just bought it.
2:19
>> Uh, I think so.
2:21
And you're going to hand it over to me?
2:22
>> I love these.
2:24
Okay, fine.
2:27
My wallet.
2:30
>> Oh, there it is.
2:31
J1 here.
2:34
You know, >> I don't have any nickels.
3:25
What's going on?
3:27
What are you talking about?
3:28
>> Where is my freaking phone?
3:34
>> You know what?
3:34
Maybe it's in the ceiling.
3:35
>> You know what?
3:36
Maybe you're in the ceiling.
3:41
>> Okay.
3:41
I don't trust you, Phyllis.
3:48
>> Excuse me.
3:51
And I'm also sorry
3:53
that a lot of people here >> for some reason think it's funny to
3:57
steal someone's personal property
3:58
and hide it from them.
4:00
>> Here's a little news flash.
4:03
IT'S NOT FUNNY.
4:06
>> IN FACT, IT'S PRETTY FREAKING UNFUNNY.
4:21
Oh my god, that's half inch drywall.
4:25
>> I think we broke his brain.
4:29
>> It's not freaking funny.
4:33
>> The problem, Jim, >> Mhm. is
4:35
that people who are really suffering from a medical condition won't receive the care
4:39
they need because someone in this office is coming up with all this ridiculous
4:44
stuff.
4:47
Count Choulitis >> sounds tough.
4:50
>> Why did you write that down, Jim?
4:52
Is it because you know I love Count Choula?
4:54
>> Do you?
4:56
>> I think you need to confess >> the fact.
5:00
>> Yep.
5:00
>> What are you doing?
5:01
>> What?
5:01
>> Those are my keys.
5:02
>> Good luck.
5:03
>> WHAT?
5:03
JIM?
5:04
DAMN IT.
5:05
NO.
5:06
JIM, LET ME OUT.
5:07
JIM, let >> the light gray a green.
5:18
>> Jim Halpert.
5:19
>> Let me out.
5:20
>> Who is this?
5:20
>> Let me out or you're fired.
5:22
>> No, you can't fire me.
5:23
>> Yes, I can.
5:23
I'm manager for the day.
5:25
Clean out your desk.
5:26
>> Okay.
5:26
Can you hold on one second?
5:27
I'm getting a uh beep.
5:31
>> Jim Halbert.
5:32
>> Hey, Jim.
5:33
It's Pam.
5:33
Hey, Pam.
5:35
How are you, >> Jim?
5:37
>> Good.
5:37
How are you?
5:37
>> I'm doing okay.
5:39
Getting excited for the weekend, though.
5:41
>> Yeah.
5:41
>> Yeah.
5:41
What are you up to?
5:42
>> Um, I'm not bothering you, am I?
5:43
>> No, not at all.
5:44
>> You don't have anything you're doing?
5:45
>> I have nothing to do.
5:46
>> Oh, great.
5:47
>> Jim?
5:47
>> Um, yeah.
5:47
No, this weekend.
5:48
Nothing.
5:48
I'm not really doing anything.
5:50
>> Might go to the mall.
5:51
>> The mall?
5:52
>> I need new shoes.
5:53
>> Oh, interesting.
5:54
What kind of shoes?
5:57
>> Hello.
5:58
>> Uh, hello.
5:58
Uh, this is Dwight Shroo calling for Jan Levenson Gold.
6:01
This is Jan.
6:03
>> Hi, Dwight Shroo calling, acting manager, Scranton Branch.
6:07
Listen, I needed your permission to fire Jim Halpert.
6:10
>> Who is this?
6:12
>> Dwight Shroo >> from sales.
6:15
>> Well, >> where's Michael Scott?
6:16
>> Uh, he is not here right now.
6:19
He put me in charge of the office.
6:22
>> Dwight, listen to me very carefully.
6:24
You are not a manager of anything.
6:26
Understand?
6:27
That's not entirely true
6:29
because he put me in charge of picking the healthare plan.
6:34
>> Really?
6:34
>> Yeah.
6:34
>> Okay.
6:35
When Michael gets back, you tell him to call me immediately.
6:37
>> Call you immediately.
6:38
Good.
6:39
Oh, hey, listen.
6:40
Um, since I have you on the phone, um, >> can I fire Jim?
6:44
>> No.
6:46
And please don't use my cell phone ever again.
6:48
>> Oh, this is your I thought this was your >> What is this
6:52
thing you just sent me?
6:53
>> Oh, it's really cool.
6:54
It's a picture of the most relaxing meadow you've ever seen.
6:56
Idiot.
6:57
I know what this is.
6:59
It's supposed to lull me into a sense of calm
7:00
and then a ghoul pops up
7:02
and scares me.
7:03
>> Why would I do that, Dwight?
7:04
Of all people, I know that you're unsable.
7:06
>> Damn right I am.
7:10
Oh, hello, relaxing meadow.
7:12
I'm so relaxed and calm looking at you right now.
7:16
>> Oh no, a scary ghoul just popped up.
7:18
I'm so scared.
7:19
I'm so scared.
7:20
Really?
7:20
Is this the best you could Jim?
7:23
>> HOW ARE YOU?
7:25
AH, OKAY.
7:30
>> MHM.
7:31
That is the best I can do.
7:36
>> Hey.
7:36
Hey.
7:37
>> We are splitting a sublet on a place near Philly.
7:40
>> Just a couple of grown, sexy ass roommates.
7:42
>> And as much as I miss paying the kids,
7:44
it's uh kind of nice to live the bachelor life again.
7:46
You know, let your hair down.
7:48
>> Jim was nice enough to give me his bedroom.
7:50
I'm couching it.
7:51
Which usually means there clothes all over the living room.
7:54
And this dude labels his food.
7:56
He's the clean one.
7:57
I'm the messy one.
7:58
How much fun is this?
8:02
I love Jim.
8:03
I love that he hooked me up with a job.
8:05
It's just he uses old t-shirts as wash rags.
8:10
He doesn't wash his dishes.
8:11
Apparently, they need to soak.
8:15
He hooked me up with a job.
8:17
>> Hey, so Wade wants to send people to the Sloan conference.
8:20
We got to compile a list of our target clients. already on it.
8:24
I ordered them by their Google trend ranking
8:26
so we know who to hit first.
8:27
>> Who is this guy?
8:29
>> We are killing it.
8:30
>> Yes, sir.
8:36
>> Yeah.
8:36
>> DON'T STOP.
8:37
DWIGHT.
8:38
DWIGHT.
8:38
STOP.
8:39
NO.
8:40
OH NO.
8:41
>> STOP.
8:41
>> OH NO.
8:43
YES.
8:44
TAKE my seriously.
8:47
Okay.
8:47
OKAY.
8:53
OH, JIM.
8:53
HEY.
8:54
HEY, TOBY.
8:55
>> There's this female uh synographer at the courthouse that looks exactly like you.
9:00
>> That's incredible.
9:00
>> Yeah.
9:01
You know, it's uncanny.
9:01
>> You know what's crazy?
9:02
I can't reconnect with you right now.
9:04
Hold on one second.
9:11
>> Excuse me.
9:24
You ever seen them do that?
9:40
>> I'm sorry.
9:42
I had no idea.
9:43
>> No, it's it's okay.
9:47
Okay.
9:47
>> Oh my god.
9:48
Oh god.
9:49
No.
9:49
No.
9:49
No.
9:50
No.
10:00
>> Okay.
10:00
This is it.
10:01
>> What?
10:01
What?
10:01
This is what?
10:02
>> GO.
10:02
GO.
10:03
>> OH MY GOD.
10:22
>> HONEY.
10:22
JAN.
10:22
In the end, the greatest snowball isn't a snowball at all.
10:26
It's fear.
10:27
>> I am on the two kids sleep schedule.
10:30
So, I'm up and at him at 4:15, but no kids.
10:33
So, I honestly didn't know what to do with myself.
10:36
And then I thought of something.
10:38
Uh, here is what the Oh man.
10:46
>> What do you think happened?
10:48
>> Looks like Jim got mixed up with some bad apples.
10:52
Oh no, no, no, no.
10:53
It wasn't me.
10:55
We got to find Landa at the alcohol club.
11:04
>> Good morning, Pam.
11:05
>> Oh, welcome back, Andy.
11:07
>> Drew.
11:08
I'm Drew now.
11:10
>> Oh, Drew.
11:12
Sorry.
11:13
>> Apology not accepted because it wasn't even necessary in the first place.
11:20
Several weeks ago, Andy Bernard had an incident.
11:27
>> But after five weeks in anger management,
11:29
I'm back and I've got a new attitude
11:32
and a new name
11:34
and a bunch of new techniques for dealing with the grumpies.
11:38
Morning, Jim.
11:40
Hey, Andy.
11:41
How are you, man?
11:42
>> Good.
11:43
Drew, >> what's that?
11:45
Drew, >> you can call me Drew.
11:47
>> No, I'm not going to call you that.
11:49
>> Cool.
11:51
I can't control what you do.
11:52
I can only control what I do.
12:02
>> Andy.
12:02
>> Drew.
12:02
Dwight.
12:02
How's it going, man?
12:05
>> Yes.
12:05
I have decided to shun Andy Bernard for the next three years,
12:08
which I'm looking forward to.
12:10
It's an Amish technique.
12:12
It's like slapping someone with silence.
12:14
I was shunned from the age of four until my sixth birthday for not
12:18
saving the excess oil from a can of tuna.
12:20
>> Jim, could you please inform Andy Bernard that he is being shunned?
12:26
>> Andy.
12:27
Dwight says, "Welcome back."
12:28
And he could use a hug.
12:30
>> Okay, tell him that that's not true.
12:31
>> Dwight says that he actually doesn't know one single fact about bear attacks.
12:35
Okay.
12:35
No, Jim, tell him bears can climb faster than they can run.
12:40
>> Jim, tell him.
12:42
>> Andy, that was too far.
12:45
>> Damn you.
12:51
>> Hey, >> I'm so sorry.
12:53
Rolando told me everything.
12:56
How humiliating.
12:59
Would it help you to return to another age?
13:02
A time of refinement and civility.
13:07
>> Are you inviting me to the finer things club?
13:12
>> Oh, come on.
13:16
>> Angela's ashes.
13:17
Top of the morning to it.
13:18
Frankie's pros is finer than a pass of cold.
13:21
Say I.
13:24
>> Okay.
13:24
Did you get it out of your system?
13:28
>> Yep.
13:28
>> No, I mean I really liked it.
13:29
That was a fun read. fun.
13:34
>> Mhm.
13:34
>> Really?
13:34
>> Yeah.
13:34
>> What was fun about it for you?
13:35
Was it the death of the twins?
13:40
>> No, that wasn't fun.
13:42
>> Did you even read it?
13:44
>> Of course I read it.
13:45
>> How does it end?
13:46
>> Who's the main character?
13:53
>> Angela.
13:53
Nope.
13:53
The ashes.
14:00
>> >> Hey, hey, hey.
14:01
I got an idea.
14:02
I got an idea.
14:03
I can marry you right now as captain OF THE SHIP.
14:05
HUH?
14:06
HUH?
14:06
>> I CAN MARRY YOU AS REGIONAL MANAGER OF DUNDER MIFFLIN.
14:09
>> NO, NO, NO, NO.
14:10
I want my mom and dad to be there.
14:12
>> THEN I'LL GIVE YOU AWAY.
14:14
>> NO, thank you.
14:22
>> Do you think that'll ever be us?
14:27
>> No.
14:27
What is wrong with you?
14:28
Why did you even bring me here tonight?
14:31
>> I don't know.
14:33
>> Let's break up.
14:35
>> Whoa.
14:35
What?
14:47
>> That's you, sir.
14:48
>> No, thank you.
14:49
I never let anyone walk behind me.
14:50
Seven out of 10 attacks are from the rear.
14:53
>> Okay.
14:53
Okay.
14:53
Well, that still leaves a 30% chance that I'll attack you from the front.
14:56
>> Uh, yeah, but it'll be easier to stop.
14:58
I can always block the blow or I can counter it with >> Seriously,
15:05
you're going to sit in the back.
15:06
Uh, yeah.
15:07
That's the safest part of a car.
15:09
In the event of a crash, driver always protects his side first.
15:17
>> You know what?
15:18
Instead of a game, why don't we do an exhibition?
15:21
Love to see that dunk ears.
15:23
>> Yeah, we'll set that up one day.
15:25
>> Today?
15:26
Now, maybe because we have a hoop downstairs
15:28
and a real ball
15:29
so you don't have to mime it.
15:32
>> Yeah, I don't know.
15:33
>> Why not?
15:35
>> Only because no one has called NASA to request a liftoff.
15:41
>> Let's go downstairs.
15:42
Okay, let's do it.
15:45
Pass.
15:45
>> All right, there you go.
15:46
Seems a little close.
15:47
You sure that's a real foul line?
15:48
15t from the baseline.
15:49
So, do you need me to move it in?
15:52
>> No, that's 15.
15:53
Yeah.
15:54
Okay.
15:54
And uh you know what?
15:55
To make it interesting, Jordan, why don't you sit underneath the basket?
16:00
>> Seriously?
16:00
>> Yeah.
16:00
Come on.
16:01
I'll dunk over you.
16:02
Best seat in the house.
16:03
>> I don't I don't think I can do that.
16:04
I'm I'm holding your jewelry.
16:06
>> Yeah.
16:07
Okay, fair enough.
16:08
Kevin, you do it.
16:10
>> Yes.
16:10
>> Why don't you?
16:10
>> Okay.
16:11
Here.
16:13
>> Someone want to sit in Kevin's lap?
16:16
Angela?
16:16
>> No.
16:16
>> Oscar?
16:16
>> No.
16:16
Thank you.
16:16
Okay, Jimmy.
16:17
This is for you to show you that anything is possible.
16:21
>> Fantastic.
16:21
>> Right.
16:21
>> Yep.
16:21
>> This is also for the troops.
16:32
>> Doctor is in.
16:36
>> Yes.
16:37
I was watching Jim's face.
16:38
>> I was watching Jim >> and he was laughing.
16:41
>> No.
16:41
Look smile.
16:43
>> Look at him.
16:43
He's laughing.
16:45
Michael and Jan seem to be playing their own separate game
16:49
and it's called let's see how uncomfortable we can make our guests
16:53
and they're both winning
16:54
so I am going to make a run for it.
16:58
You'll never guess.
16:58
I just got a message from my landlord.
17:01
Apparently my apartment flooded something with the sprinkler.
17:04
>> No.
17:04
>> Pam, we should probably get going and see the damage.
17:07
>> Oh well, you don't need two of you to do that.
17:13
>> That's true.
17:14
Um, dinner sounded delicious.
17:17
Pam, I'll see you at home.
17:18
Thank you so much.
17:19
It was great.
17:19
>> Oh, Jim, I don't think you're going to abandon this party here all
17:22
by itself.
17:23
>> I don't know because everything I own is there.
17:25
>> You can buy new stuff, but you can't buy a new party.
17:28
>> That's true.
17:29
That is a great point.
17:30
Come on down here.
17:34
>> Hey, Jim's back from jury duty.
17:36
>> Hey, Tuna.
17:38
He's back.
17:40
>> Hey.
17:40
Oh, look at this.
17:42
Can't believe the less someone like you serve on a jury makes me question
17:44
the whole judicial system.
17:46
>> I did get called into jury duty and they released me around noon.
17:50
So didn't think it was worth it to come back to work for a
17:53
half day.
17:54
And then the next morning Pam was a little overwhelmed with the kids.
17:57
So I took an extra day to help out.
18:01
And then three other days happened.
18:04
>> Come on, Judge Judy.
18:05
Tell us your case.
18:05
What were the deets?
18:06
>> Mine was actually a pretty boring case.
18:08
>> That could be boring.
18:09
You were there for 5 days. titillate us.
18:11
>> Yeah, you owe us.
18:12
I had to stay until 6 twice to cover for you.
18:15
My wife got to the TV first.
18:17
Had to sit through damn rosolei and damn miles a >> Yeah,
18:20
my car got smashed visiting one of your clients
18:22
and I had to have it detailed
18:23
and they took my meter change going to the bathroom.
18:27
>> Oh, hey.
18:27
How'd it go?
18:28
>> Oh, man.
18:28
It was great.
18:29
They were great.
18:30
>> Did you end up investing?
18:31
>> I did.
18:32
Yeah.
18:32
>> How much?
18:33
>> Uh, man.
18:34
By the end, I guess it was about 10.
18:38
>> About 10.
18:39
>> 10.
18:40
It was the full 10.
18:44
>> Wow.
18:44
>> Yeah.
18:45
>> Wow.
18:45
>> Yeah.
18:45
You know, it's a good thing we talked about it, though,
18:47
cuz we had to.
18:48
>> Yeah.
18:48
Yeah.
18:48
No.
18:50
>> Yeah.
18:50
>> So, did everybody did everybody end up investing 10,000?
18:53
>> Um Oh, man.
18:54
I don't actually know >> what >> they weren't really talking that much about money.
18:58
They just said, "We're good with investing."
19:00
And then, >> ladies and gentlemen, here comes trouble.
19:07
They said they were done with the investing and then you volunteered $10,000.
19:10
>> No, no, I had to.
19:12
I needed to look like a team player, ma'am.
19:14
>> So, you invested $10,000.
19:15
Look like a team player.
19:18
>> Very clear that 10,000.
19:32
Magic.
19:33
Magic.
19:33
Magic.
19:34
Magic.
19:34
Magic.
19:36
Magic.
19:36
And now Michael the Magic will attempt to escape from extreme bondage.
19:43
>> Can he do it?
19:44
I don't see how he can.
19:46
>> I know how.
19:47
>> Dislocate his shoulder and slip his arm out.
19:50
>> No.
19:51
Everyone, now count down with me.
19:55
Three.
19:55
>> Sorry.
19:55
>> Sorry.
19:55
Quick thing.
19:56
So, is it true that if you can't get out,
19:58
you don't want anyone to help you?
20:00
>> I will get out.
20:01
Oh, yes, I will.
20:03
So, we shouldn't help you no matter how much you might beg and plead.
20:06
>> No.
20:07
All right.
20:07
Just This is getting hot, so let's just do this.
20:09
Okay.
20:10
Ready?
20:11
Three, >> two, ONE.
20:43
>> >> Is everything okay, Michael?
20:49
>> Yes.
20:49
I cannot tell you how I plan to escape. other than by using magic.
20:55
That is the magician's code.
21:01
Separately, on an unrelated note, if you happen to find a small brass key,
21:06
now let's take a look at the street view.
21:11
>> They don't warn you when the cameras are driving by.
21:15
>> Why do you keep reading that garden party book?
21:17
I mean, how hard are finger sandwiches and tea?
21:19
>> There's so much more to it than that.
21:21
I've been wanting Shroo Farms to break into the high-end event hosting industry for
21:25
some time,
21:26
and this party is a great opportunity.
21:28
Plus, I've got a secret weapon.
21:31
Only one copy in the world,
21:33
and some sucker on the internet sold it to me for $2.
21:39
I'm actually really disappointed in how poorly my book is doing.
21:43
I've only sold one copy.
21:46
>> I think I left my wallet in your house.
21:47
Who cares?
21:49
>> Right here.
21:49
That's >> Mr.
21:50
Mr.
21:51
James Halbert.
21:52
>> Keys.
21:53
I got my keys.
21:53
>> Stop forgetting things.
21:54
>> I didn't forget them.
21:55
They're right here.
21:56
I'm stupid.
21:57
>> Master James Halbert.
22:01
>> I'm so sorry.
22:02
I think I forgot that thing.
22:11
>> Idiot.
22:11
Miss, >> what are you doing?
22:12
>> Hey, I have a question.
22:13
Who do you think is really the best salesman in this office?
22:16
A >> STUPID QUESTION.
22:17
OBVIOUSLY, MR.
22:18
James Halpert.
22:22
Cage matches.
22:23
Yeah, they work.
22:23
How could they not work?
22:25
If they didn't work, everybody would still be in the cage.
22:28
>> Okay, so Dwight, in your own words,
22:30
someone replaced all my pens and pencils with crayons.
22:33
I suspect Jim Halpert.
22:35
Everyone has called me Dwayne all day.
22:38
I think Jim Halpert paid them to.
22:41
>> Yes, five bucks each and it was totally worth it.
22:45
This morning, I found a bloody glove in my desk drawer,
22:48
and Jim Halpert tried to convince me I committed murder.
22:52
I think he may be the real murderer.
22:54
Jim Halpert said there was an abandoned infant in the woman's room.
22:57
When I went to save the child, I saw Meredith on the can.
23:04
This morning, I knocked myself in the head with the phone.
23:10
That actually took a while.
23:11
I had to put uh more
23:13
and more nickels into his handset until he got used to the weight
23:16
and then I just took them all out.
23:19
>> Every time I typed my name, it said diapers.
23:25
Just a simple macro.
23:27
You know, these actually don't sound that funny one after another.
23:31
But he does deserve it, though.
23:33
>> By the end of the day,
23:34
my desk was about 2 ft closer to the copier.
23:38
Yeah, I just moved it an inch every time he went to the bathroom.
23:43
And that's how I spent my entire day that day.
23:55
What's this?
23:59
>> Looks like a red wire.
24:03
>> That wasn't here before.
24:05
>> What's a computer?
24:06
Or do I?
24:06
I mean, computers have wires.
24:08
>> Yours doesn't, >> doesn't it?
24:14
>> No, it's going in a different direction than the other wires.
24:17
>> Dwight, I'm really busy.
24:18
I can't talk about this anymore.
24:36
Why eat just I got 500 ft of red wire at a flea market
24:57
up by Demour High School. 20 bucks for the whole spool.
25:01
Crazy.
25:02
What a deal.
25:08
>> Oh, he'll be fine.
25:10
I made it up there.
25:11
Clear out this cabinet, people.
25:13
A lot of these are dead accounts.
25:16
Scranton Mimograph Corp.
25:17
I don't think we're doing business with them anytime soon.
25:20
It's odd.
25:22
A letter from Robert Dunder.
25:24
A valuable artifact has come into my possession.
25:27
I have hidden it until such time
25:28
as a person of strong intellect may safely recover it.
25:32
This golden chalice is of immeasurable historical and religious significance.
25:39
The Holy Grail.
25:41
>> Did you send Dwight on a quest for the Holy Grail?
25:44
>> Think I'm a little too busy these days to send >> Oh my god.
25:49
I did send Dwight on a quest for the Holy Grail.
25:52
The Dunder Code.
25:54
I completely forgot about that prank.
25:56
That had to be like 6 or 7 years ago.
25:59
Stayed late every night for a month.
26:01
Had a lot more free time back then.
26:03
>> I don't get it.
26:04
>> Aha.
26:05
A light bulb.
26:08
Light.
26:08
>> A light bulb.
26:10
Okay.
26:11
Okay.
26:13
Invisible ink.
26:15
>> Wa.
26:16
Higher than numbers go.
26:19
>> The ceiling above counting.
26:20
>> Right.
26:21
Down.
26:22
White.
26:22
Twice.
26:24
Man, I wish I was there to see his face
26:25
when he gets to the end
26:26
and finds the fake Grail.
26:30
No grail.
26:31
>> You don't remember?
26:32
>> I don't.
26:34
>> An X annex?
26:37
It must open something in the annex.
26:44
Cidus entriti, seat of entrance.
26:56
What?
26:56
>> That's a flush.
27:01
>> The warehouse.
27:09
>> There's nothing down here.
27:11
>> Oh, >> I expected more from young Albert.
27:14
>> Just Just forget it.
27:16
Forget it.
27:28
What is this?
27:30
>> Happy holidays, Dwight.
27:32
But do not open it till Christmas.
27:34
>> You're so pathetic.
27:35
How long did this take you?
27:36
3 hours?
27:36
>> 5 minutes, actually.
27:38
I am a black belt in gift wrapping.
27:40
>> Yeah, no such thing.
27:41
They don't give out black belts for things that are stupid.
27:44
Well, I hope it was worth it cuz I'm going to take it apart
27:47
in about five minutes.
27:48
I think it'll take you a little bit longer than that.
27:51
>> Really?
27:51
If I can skin a mule deer in less than 10 minutes,
27:54
I ought to be able to cut my >> Michael >> chicken wire.
28:03
Merry Christmas everybody.
28:07
>> Oh.
28:09
Oh, what is this?
28:11
A a meatball?
28:14
Really?
28:17
It's always more fun to mess with Dwight with an audience.
28:19
That was usually Pam.
28:21
So, now that she's out, I had to find someone else.
28:24
Turns out that Stanley is quite the comedy fan.
28:29
But not everything makes him laugh.
28:32
He has very specific tastes.
28:38
Through a painstaking process of trial and error, I found out what he likes.
28:43
Jim, come on.
28:44
So juvenile.
28:47
>> What the?
28:47
>> You've been meatballled.
28:51
>> A >> Are you READY FOR SOME MEATBALL?
28:53
>> OH MAN, this is not very clever.
28:57
Jim, >> I know.
28:58
>> Look for your stapler.
29:04
>> Really, Jim?
29:05
Really?
29:08
Very funny.
29:11
Okay, good night.
29:25
What's a haul?
29:27
>> 32 meatballs.
29:28
>> Good day.
29:30
>> That idiot's been feeding us for a week.
29:32
>> We'll never have to buy meatballs again.
29:36
>> You ready?
29:38
>> You kidding?
29:39
I was born ready.
29:42
Wait, wait, wait.
29:42
Um, I don't know how to tell you this,
29:47
but we have a little bit of a problem.
29:50
>> Oh, no.
29:50
What?
29:52
>> The minister just told me
29:53
that it's tradition for the bestish mench to be older than the groom.
29:58
>> Oh, come on.
29:59
I've never heard of such a thing.
30:00
>> I haven't heard of it, obviously,
30:02
but I'm out because I'm significantly younger than you.
30:05
>> Not significant is a big word.
30:08
Well, okay.
30:08
Either way.
30:09
Either way, Dwight.
30:13
I can't be there for you.
30:16
I'm sorry, >> Jim.
30:19
I just really wish there was something I could do.
30:36
Michael, I can't believe you came.
30:38
That's what she said.
30:46
>> >> Best prank ever.
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