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I've had a really good time tonight
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you know I rarely connect with someone this much on the first
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date me neither I I've had a really good time too you
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know are you going to eat that
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bread oh I I just like the
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smell you make me
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laugh would you like to move over to the
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mhm maybe I'll just turn down the lights
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little how about all the
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okay wow cool poster
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or should I say
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gy poster so uh
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yeah where were we
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are those your teeth
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oh you you can see them
1:14
huh yes they're insanely
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white I I did that for
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you what's the matter with you
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what's the matter with me you've got a black light It's
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1999 oh my God
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God the pages are stuck
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Chandler oh my God she she made half an English
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trifle and half a shepherd's
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pie yeah this is so good that I'm going to go enjoy it on
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the balcony so I can enjoy the view whilst
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I enjoy my dessert
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I'm going to call my friend Mary and tell her how good this is
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from Monica's room I'll help you
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dial and I'm going to go into the bathroom so I can look at
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it in the mirror
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as I eat it
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okay now what was that all about is it does it not taste good
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let me try this no
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no oh gone so
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good maybe chanler has some
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left it tastes like
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feet I like it
2:57
are you kidding what's not the like custard
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good Jam good meat
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good so a bird just grabbed it and
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then and then tried to fly away with it
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and and then just dropped it on the
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street yes but if it's any consolation
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before the bird dropped it he seemed to
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it hi hey I hear that you and Joshua are going out to dinner
3:29
with Ross and Emily and I think that's
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I think that's really cool
3:33
yeah Rael I think you're handling that really
3:35
well handling it even handling it there's nothing to handle
3:40
you know maybe I would have a problem with this if it wasn't for
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me and Joshua you know they're not going to get
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anyway what come on they rushed into this thing so fast it's ridiculous
3:52
I mean they're going to be engaged for like what
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a year and somewhere along the way one of them is going to realize
3:58
what they've done and they're going to call the whole thing on
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I'm telling you you're going to be dancing at my wedding before you're dancing
4:02
at theirs yeah well I don't dance at
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weddings why not because weddings are a great place to meet women and when
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I dance I look like
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this hey man hey
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so what are you guys doing four weeks from today
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nothing nothing nothing free
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great because Emily and I are getting married in a
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month what yep in a month
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yeah you mean you mean 30 days
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yeah from now yeah
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that's great where's Rachel
4:51
she and Phoebe took the stripper to the
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hospital did you know Chandler
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kiss Rachel what when when was this
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1987 the weekend you guys visited me at school
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oh my God that's wild
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yeah but it was like a million years ago so it doesn't matter well
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it matters to me
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why because the night you kissed Rachel was the night I kissed Rachel for
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the very first time
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you kissed her that night too
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two guys in one night
5:20
wow I thought she became a sled after she got her nose
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fixed seriously where did this happen
5:26
Okay after you told me she was passed out in our room I went
5:30
in there to make sure she was all right
5:32
she was lying on my bed
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all buried in people's
5:35
coats well I I went to kiss her on the forehead
5:38
you know but it was so dark I accidentally
5:40
got her lips I I started to pull away but then I I felt
5:43
her start to kiss me back
5:44
it was only for a second but
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it was amazing and now now I find out that you kissed her first
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oh wait what bed did you say she was on
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mine I'm pretty sure I put her on my bed no she was definitely
5:57
on my bed why would I kiss a girl and then put put her
5:59
on your bed well then who was on my bed
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oh oh oh no no
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no you were under the pile of coats
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I was the pile of
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coat oh my God
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you are my midnight
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mystery kisser you were my first kiss with
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you were my first kiss
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ever what did I marry into
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we're going to split it you take half and I take half well that's
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not fair you've already had some
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well oh then not you know what I think Monica would be very interested
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to know that you called her cheesecake
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dry and Meely what do we use to split it
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okay all right pick a half
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okay well this side looks bigger
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M uh there's more crust on this side
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yeah so maybe if I measure oh for God sake just pick a piece
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all right pick that
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so the piece okay
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there you go enjoy your half my friend but that is it
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no sharing no switching
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and don't come crying to me
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if you eat your piece too fast
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oh all right you got to give me some of your piece
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oh no no no switching
7:38
no sharing don't come crying to
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me I may just sit here and have my cake all day just sit
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here in the hallway
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and my oh y look there's a piece that doesn't have floor on it
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stick to your side
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come on now all right what are we having
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took care of everything thanks a lot
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co-host wait a minute
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take care of everything there's there's plenty of things for you to do uhhuh
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like cups Cups you're giving me
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cups and ice cups and Ice oh I get to be in charge of
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Cups and Ice all
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right fine okay I will be in charge of Cups and Ice
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wait a minute I can get ice at the restaurant I got it
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mine hey check it out
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um cup hat cup Banner
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cup Chandelier and the thing that started it all the
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cup great job with the cups
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feves why don't you just go out with
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her and did you notice the ice look we have it all we have
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crushed cubed and dry
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watch mystical I it
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no one's eating my tus and finger food because they're all filling up on
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Fe snow cones there snow
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cones cones you go go thank thank you
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my God these pants
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I'm burning up come on she wants to snuggle
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now what is she trying to kill me it's like a volcano
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in here are you
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hot no okay let just be me then
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that was just the pants on the
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couch um hey do you do you mind if I use your bathroom
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oh go ahead thanks
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a hey my favorite part's coming up
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okay oh my God
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hello Joey it's Ross I need some
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help uh Chandler's not here
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well you can me
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okay listen I'm in Elizabeth's
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nice no I I got really hot in my leather pants so I took
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them off but they must have shrunk
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from the the sweat or something or or my legs
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expanded from the heat
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I but I I can't get them back on Joe
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I can't that is quite a situation
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uh do you see any like powder
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what powder yeah yeah I have powder
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good good okay sprinkle some of that on your legs it'll absorb some of
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the moisture and then you can get your pants back on
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yeah hold yeah hold on
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they're not coming on
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man um you see any uh oh
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Vaseline I I see lotion
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I have lotion will that work
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yeah sure throw some of that on there
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hold on Ross you okay
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they're still they're still not coming on man and the lotion and the powder
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have made a really
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uh what color is
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it what difference does that
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make well I'm just if the paste matches the pants
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you can make yourself a pair of paste pants and you won't know do
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Joey do you have a minute
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dude what am I
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uh Rachel's here so good luck man let me know how it works
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out oh Joey I have such a problem
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uh well your timing couldn't be better I am putting out fires all over
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the place today Ross
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um you've been in there for a long
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time I'm starting to get kind of freaked
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out all right I'm coming
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out hey can you turn the lights
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off no let's just leave the lights
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on oh my God
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I had a problem
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all right I took the quiz and it turns out I do put career
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before men get up
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what you're in my seat
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how is this your
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seat cuz I was sitting there
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but then left well it's not like I went to
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Spain I went to the bathroom
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you knew I was coming back what's the big deal sit somewhere else
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the big deal is I was sitting there last
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so it's my seat
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well actually the last place you were sitting was in there
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so you guys you know what you know what it doesn't matter
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because you both have to go get dressed before the big vein in my
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head pops so all right Ross I just have to do one thing really
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quickly it's not a big deal get
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up all right fine you know what we'll both sit in the chair fine
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with me I'm so
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comfortable me too in fact
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I think I might be a little too comfortable all
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right okay look we have 19 minutes okay Chandler I want you to go
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and change okay and then when you come back Joey will go change and
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he'll have vacated the chair
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okay okay all right
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fine I'm going when I get back it's chair City
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and I'm the guy who's
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sitting in a chair
15:57
all right you will notice that I am fully dressed
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I in turn have noticed that you are
16:03
not so in the words of AA mil
16:06
get out of my chair
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deal okay what are you doing
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well you said I had to give you the chair you didn't see anything
16:23
about the cushions the cushions are the essence of the chair
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that's right I'm taking the
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he'll be back there's nobody in the
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room where's my underwear
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who whoa whoa whoa
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come on come on what you took his underwear
16:43
he took my Essence
16:44
okay hold on Joey
16:47
why why can't you just wear the underwear you're wearing now
16:50
cuz I'm not wearing any underwear
16:53
now okay um then why do you have to wear underwear tonight it's a
16:56
rented tux okay not to go commando on another man's
17:03
fatigue well then it looks like somebody's going to have to give somebody back
17:06
his cushions okay you hide my clothes
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I'm going to do the exact opposite
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to you what are you what are you going to show me my
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clothes hey opposite is
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opposite he's got nothing
17:34
okay buddy boy here it
17:36
is you hide my clothes
17:38
I'm wearing everything you
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own oh my God
17:45
that is so not the opposite of taking somebody's
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underwear look at me
17:49
I'm Chandler could I be wearing any more
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clothes maybe if I wasn't going
17:57
commando yeah I'll tell you it's hot with all this stuff on I uh
18:05
I better not do any I don't know
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lunges I'm going to stop you right there
18:13
Linda okay does it look like this is my first time
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huh now I want four
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twos and I want them all
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on my back okay
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wait a minute there's two sets of nozzles
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which one is it
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which which which which one is
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it son of a
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dude it's Chandler let me in
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go away I don't want to see anybody
19:03
I know I went to the tanning place and the same thing happened to
19:06
me you have to let me
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really did you count
19:13
mississippily you you're not tan
19:15
no I just had to get a picture of
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this I'll see you later
19:21
pass the cheese please
19:28
my God you can't even look at me can you
19:33
nope hey it's BBE we can talk to
19:37
BBE no I'm I'm too depressed to talk
19:41
I'll give you $1,000
19:42
to talk to us
19:44
hey you guys what do what do you think about making that beach trip
19:47
an annual thing no
19:50
all right that's it you guys what happened out there
19:53
what we took a walk nothing
19:55
happened I came back with nothing all over me
19:59
me come on what happened
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Joey all right no
20:05
Joey we sore we'd never tell
20:07
they'll never understand we have to say something
20:14
we have to get it out it's eating me
20:18
alive Monica got stung by a jellyfish
20:24
right all right I got
20:32
stung stung bad I couldn't stand
20:38
I I couldn't walk
20:41
we were 2 miles from the
20:44
house we scared and
20:46
alone we didn't think we could make
20:53
it I was in too much pain
20:56
and I was tired from digging the huge hole
21:01
and then Joey remembered
21:04
something I'd seen this thing on the Discovery Channel
21:07
wait a minute I saw that on the Discovery Channel
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yeah about jellyfish and how if
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e you peed on
21:19
yourself e you can't say that you don't
21:24
know I I thought I was going to pass out from the pain
21:29
anyway I I tried
21:31
but I I couldn't
21:32
been that so that's right I stepped
21:47
up she's my friend and she needed
21:51
help if I had to I'd pee on any one of
22:00
only uh I couldn't
22:06
I got the stage
22:08
fright I wanted to help but there was just too much pressure so
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so I uh I turned to
22:18
chanler Joy kept screaming at me do it now do it do it do
22:22
it now sometimes late at night I can still hear this screaming
22:31
That's cuz sometimes I just do it through my wall to freak you out
22:35
time my shoe so you go ahead I'll catch up okay
22:41
okay come on let's not running let's
22:50
go you guys I'm telling you when she runs
22:54
she looks like a cross between Kermit the Frog
22:56
and the $6 billion
22:57
man Monica had such a crush on
23:02
him that she used to kiss his poster
23:05
every night before she went to bed
23:07
oh I used to do that too
23:09
did you also have his album It's Not Easy Being
23:17
Oh So Pho Run's weird
23:20
huh yeah yeah you know what and and I know she's going to want
23:23
to run again I just don't I don't know how to get out of
23:25
it I mean I live with her
23:27
why don't you just be straight with her tell her the
23:29
truth you're right you're right I should just tell her the
23:33
truth hey hey hey F Monica trip me I don't think I can ever
23:37
run again ever why why would you do
23:42
that I don't know
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Rachel I'm sorry that I hurt your ankles
23:49
ankle we'll see hi
24:00
oh yeah uh-huh it's me
24:01
I saw you grab your running shoes this morning and sneak
24:04
out you lied so you could run by yourself
24:07
no no Phoebe no I was no you know what I was
24:10
I was actually just checking
24:12
to see if I could run and I can
24:15
please Rachel I am not an idiot
24:17
no wait baby hey
24:24
baby can I talk to you for a second
24:26
sure okay I Phoebe look I just wanted to say that I'm sorry
24:36
okay I handled the situation
24:38
horribly and and I should not have lied
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you so what should you have done
24:44
well I I should have told you the truth
24:47
uhhuh is well you know the reason
24:52
that I didn't want to go running with you
24:54
is because um well you know the way that you run is just a
25:01
little so well it's embarrassing
25:04
people were looking at us like we were crazy
25:06
why do you care
25:07
because they're people but people that you don't know and will never see again
25:12
yes but still they are
25:14
people with eyes well I didn't get embarrassed
25:19
running next to miss
25:24
but oh okay no no I can see why
25:27
running with me would be embarrassing
25:29
to you yeah okay you're uptight
25:32
what I I am not up
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to listen I'm not
25:39
uptight man that's okay Rachel I'm not judging you that's just who you are
25:46
me I'm more free you know I run like I did when I was
25:49
a kid because that's the only way it's fun
25:52
you know I mean didn't you ever run so fast you thought your legs
25:55
were going to fall off you know like when you were like running
25:58
toward the swings or running away from
26:04
Satan the neighbor's dog
26:26
I'm so sorry you were right
26:28
this feels great see
26:30
and you don't care if people are staring it's just for a second cuz
26:32
then you're gone God
26:34
I mean it's amazing
26:35
I feel so free
26:37
and So Graceful hey look out for the
26:45
horse we should all get dressed up and go to have champagne at the
26:48
plaza oh okay but I I I can't stay too long I got to
26:53
get up early for a commercial audition tomorrow and I got to look good
26:56
supposed to be playing a 19-year-old
27:01
what so when you said get up early did you mean
27:07
1986 you guys don't think I look
27:11
19 oh 19 wait thought you said
27:18
90 okay everybody let's go let's go
27:20
okay so sup dude
27:42
take whatever you want just please don't hurt
27:46
me so you playing little PlayStation
27:49
huh that's PlayStation is whack
27:59
Su with the whack PlayStation
28:02
s h come on am I 19
28:06
or what yes on a scale from 1 to 10 10 being the dumbest
28:11
a person can look you are definitely
28:14
19 come on man really how old
28:17
young you're a Manchild
28:20
okay now go get changed because everybody's
28:22
ready and please oh please keep my
28:25
underwear oh thanks now I can pass for 19
28:32
right yes you can pass for 19
28:34
really yes seriously seriously
28:38
seriously no okay you can play your own age which is
28:46
31 I'm 30 Joey you are not you're
28:52
31 oh crap time
28:57
we're in a virtual
28:58
snowstorm of confetti here in Time Square
29:02
it gets bigger and
29:04
go kids and then the peacock
29:07
bit me please kiss me at
29:16
midnight you seen Sandy
29:18
o uh I don't know how to tell you this but uh she's in
29:21
Monica's bedroom getting it on with Max that scientist
29:24
geek oh look at that I didn't know how to tell you
29:29
everybody the ball is ding
29:32
what the ball is
29:38
droing it'll be midnight
29:40
and the moment of joy is upon
29:42
us looks like that no date pack thing worked
29:46
out everybody looks so happy
29:48
I hate that not everybody's
29:50
happy hey Bobby Happy New Year
30:00
you know I uh just thought I'd throw this out here I'm no math
30:03
whz but I do believe there are three girls
30:05
and three guys right here
30:09
M oh I don't feel like kissing anyone
30:12
tonight I can't kiss anyone
30:15
so I'm kissing everyone
30:17
no no no you can't kiss Ross that's your brother oh yeah
30:20
perfect perfect so now everybody's going to kiss but me all right somebody kiss
30:24
me somebody kiss me it's midnight
30:26
somebody kiss kiss me it's midnight it's
30:36
beeps you know what I'm thinking
30:39
oh how it's been so long
30:47
since you've had sex you're wondering if they've changed
30:52
it no although now that's what I'm
30:56
thinking all right so what were you thinking
30:59
well I was thinking that you gave the guy Such Great Haircuts
31:02
I thought maybe you'd like to do mine
31:04
oh no why not
31:08
because I'm just I'm incredibly
31:11
anal and an unbelievable
31:13
control freak no you're
31:14
not I know I'm not but you are
31:18
and I was trying to spare your
31:23
feelings you know it's funny
31:26
last time Paula was here my hair was so much shorter and cuter
31:29
all right okay but but
31:33
you have to promise that you will not be all like controlly
31:36
and bossy and all you know Monica
31:38
about it I promise
31:41
all right let's see
31:43
now some of you are going to get cut
31:45
and some of you
31:47
aren't but I promise none of you will feel a thing
32:04
all right that's it I Quit
32:06
what I didn't say anything
32:08
yeah but this isn't the face of a person who trusts a person
32:11
okay this is the face of a person who you know
32:15
doesn't trust a person
32:18
I'm sorry sorry phoe it's just
32:21
well just a little shorter than what we had discussed
32:24
would you relax I know what I am doing
32:27
this is how he wears
32:31
it how who wears it Dei
32:35
Mo Demi Moore is not a he
32:38
well he was a he in Arthur and in
32:42
10 that's Dudley more
32:45
I said I wanted it like demim
32:47
more oh oh oh my
32:50
god oh oh my God
32:53
oh my God I'm sorry
32:55
I'm sorry I'm sorry
32:56
which one is demor
32:57
she's the actress there was in disclosure
33:00
and decent proposal ghost
33:03
oh oh she's got
33:09
Hair how is she
33:12
it's too soon to
33:14
tell she's resting which is a good
33:18
sign how's the hair
33:21
I'm not going to lie to you Ross it doesn't look
33:25
good I put a clip on one side which seems to have stopped the
33:30
curling well can we see you
33:32
your hair looks too good I think it would upset
33:35
her Ross why don't you come on
33:41
in hi hi so which one of your lucky boys is Chandler
33:49
uh that that's me
33:53
that's me Joey trani
33:57
big fan so is that a bedroom
34:01
yeah yeah right over there all right whenever you're
34:06
ready that was weird
34:09
why would you go in the bedroom
34:21
waiting so she's a yep that's one naked
34:26
hooker so tonight tonight at a big bachelor party
34:29
yeah hey thanks for giving me that girl's number no problem
34:32
say who's the party for
34:34
for my husband you hired your husband a
34:37
hooker she's a stripper
34:38
no she's a hooker
34:41
is is that what they call strippers
34:42
sometimes when they're hookers
34:45
oh my god do I I can't believe you did this
34:48
now you absolutely sure she's a hooker it's either that or she's just the
34:51
best most expensive date I ever
34:55
had all right all right maybe maybe you should just ask her to leave
34:59
why me hey it's your bachelor party
35:01
which is why you should do it
35:03
I don't want to you do it you do it you do it all
35:06
right rock paper scissor if who has to tell the to
35:15
what I missed this
35:17
I don't think we've actually done this before
35:19
no no no no I I miss hanging out with you
35:23
well we we still hang out
35:25
yeah not like we used to
35:27
remember you and me used to be
35:29
Inseparable you know now it's
35:31
like things are different
35:35
well you know things are different
35:38
I'm I'm married now
35:39
yeah sure and hey don't get me wrong I am so happy for you
35:42
guys but I just
35:44
I miss hanging out
35:46
just just us you
35:48
know yeah I miss that too okay
35:51
I'll tell you what for now on we'll make time to hang out with
35:54
each other you got it
35:56
come oh god listen I am this close to robbing
36:06
guys she's a hooker she's a hooker she's
36:10
a hi we spoke on the
36:14
phone what nothing nothing just Your Overcoat
36:18
sounds remarkably like Brent
36:20
check it out Giants
36:23
Cowboys you're watching a football game at a funeral
36:27
no oh it's the pregame
36:28
I'm going to watch it at the
36:30
reception you are a frightening
36:34
man oh no my new poo
36:37
shoes oh I hope they're not
36:42
ruined okay God what a great
36:46
day what weatherwise I know
36:52
you the air the the
36:55
trees even though Nana's gone there's there's something almost
36:59
uh I don't know
37:03
like I'm fine I'm
37:06
fine just just having my worst fear
37:12
but and done oh my
37:16
God I didn't feel the thing
37:19
hey are you still looking for a job cuz you could tweeze circles around
37:22
that sadistic at the
37:25
salon thanks you want to see what it looks like yeah
37:28
yeah hey they totally
37:31
match they look great
37:34
they look great are you
37:37
doing yeah yeah I think it looks pretty good I was a little bit
37:40
worried that I was uh uncovering
37:42
a birth mark right about there but it turned out to be a little
37:45
piece of chocolate well hey Chandler
37:49
thank you so much no problem
37:51
listen uh that a pretty girly hour we just spent we should probably do
37:55
something manly make up for
38:01
yeah gr my eyelash yeah your copy of the bill we hope you enjoyed
38:05
your stay oh we did and you still have all your
38:11
lamps no I didn't factor in the room TX
38:14
oh dude don't worry about it uh I found an unattended
38:17
Maids C we're way ahead of
38:20
game oh my God
38:22
what there's there's something new in the
38:25
bowl look we have enough just walk away no
38:28
but I I want I want the pine
38:31
cones there's a forest
38:33
right outside it's not the same
38:36
okay go quick thank you for a delightful
38:56
stay my m full
38:59
candy so I just talked to one of the duel writers today
39:03
and what is duel
39:04
Days of Our Lives
39:07
anyway you're not going to believe it my character is coming out of his
39:12
coma and not only that I'm getting a new
39:17
brain so great things are happening at work
39:20
and in your personal
39:22
life wait what do you mean you're getting a new brain
39:25
oh well they're killing off one of the characters on the show and when
39:27
she dies her brain is being transplanted
39:30
into my body what
39:34
a brain transplant it's
39:37
ridiculous well I think it's ridiculous that you haven't had sex in 3 and
39:40
a half months it's winter there are fewer people on the
39:50
street who are they filling off
39:53
uh Cecilia Monroe she plays Jessica lockart
39:56
no no she is so good at throwing drinks in people's faces I mean
40:02
I don't think I've ever seen her finish a beverage
40:04
and the way she's slaps people all the time wouldn't you love to do
40:07
that just once I'll do
40:09
it and she's been on the show forever
40:11
it's going to be really hard to fill her shoes
40:14
yeah yeah help me out here when you
40:16
when you come out of the brain
40:20
transplant you are going to be
40:23
her yes but in Drake R's
40:26
body why is this so hard for you to get I thought you were
40:31
a scientist you see Monica
40:33
U actually I think she went to the salon
40:35
oh yeah oh she went to the salon all right
40:38
check it out whose day just got
40:48
JK hey ah what do you think
40:53
I think I think I can see your scalp
40:58
don't you just love it
41:00
yeah yeah you got shellfish
41:02
in your head it's size
41:05
something you go girlfriend
41:09
you never said that in your life have you not once I
41:12
found and listen to
41:18
this what do you know it's a treat for the eyes
41:21
and the ears oh I can't wait for everyone at work to see these
41:30
ow you go back to work tomorrow night right
41:33
yeah so if you want people to see them then by definition you're not
41:36
having them taken out say at the break
41:39
dawn well if I had them taken out
41:42
then I wouldn't be able to do
41:49
this you like that right
41:59
what are you singing
42:01
It's Valero from tin
42:03
it's Ride of the Valkyries
42:04
from Now see here's the thing the cornrows
42:08
are really a solution to your frizzy hair problem
42:11
and now that we're home you don't have that problem anymore so if you
42:13
think about it I hate
42:17
them what you said you like them did I
42:20
let's refresh I believe what I said was that I could see your
42:25
scalp fine say they don't like them everybody else
42:29
does again let's Journey
42:32
back as I recall what Rachel said was she had never noticed the shape
42:36
of your skull before
42:38
and Joey well Joey didn't realize it was
42:42
different you know what I don't care
42:44
I like it like this and and I'm going to keep it
42:47
you're just jealous because your hair can't do
42:52
ow get yourself in the tooth
42:55
and the eye honey you've been in there for a long time is everything
43:04
okay not really I have a
43:13
really what happened well
43:16
I was dancing around and singing No Woman No
43:22
and I got stuck
43:25
you can't move at all
43:27
oh I can move
43:35
if I untangle you will you please get rid of the cornrows
43:38
I guess so some of these look a little afraid
43:44
yeah I I tried to gnaw myself
43:46
free got to pick a pocket or
43:49
two boys you've got to pick a
43:54
pocket for lovely just
44:04
lovely really thanks listen Joey
44:07
we definitely want to see you for the call back on Saturday
44:11
excellent I'll be there
44:13
okay and listen don't forget to bring your jazz shoes for the dance
44:20
audition my uh my agent said that it wasn't a dancing part
44:25
oh Joey all the rolls got to dance a little
44:28
but believe me with your dance background it'll be a piece of cake
44:31
3 years of modern dance with twiler
44:35
Tharp 5 years with the American
44:37
Ballet Theater hey everybody lies on their resume
44:43
okay I wasn't one of the zoom
44:46
either well can you like dance at all
44:50
yeah I can dance
44:51
you know oh no
45:02
no no no what what is that
45:06
sure it looks stupid now there's no music
45:15
playing uh Joey Joey
45:23
triani listen Joey I got a problem
45:26
I just got a call from my dance Captain
45:28
he's having a relationship
45:29
crisis and can't get out of Long Island
45:31
so does that mean the audition's
45:32
off listen Joey seeing as you've got the most
45:36
experience I want you to take these dances and teach him the
45:41
combination what oh Joey come on it's easy you know it's
45:46
hand hand head head
45:51
out big turn here
45:55
ride step step and jazz
46:01
hands it says steep
46:03
step and jazz hands
46:05
have bye all right let's do it
46:32
no no no what was
46:35
that I know it's the best I could get out of
46:39
them well people people
46:42
people people let's try it again and this time
46:47
let's everybody watch Joey
46:51
show him how it's done
46:58
count it off M
47:07
didn't you say that there was um an elevator in here
47:09
uh yes I did but there isn't
47:12
okay here we go
47:15
okay go left left
47:18
left you know what there's no more left
47:22
left okay you uh lift it straight up over your head straight up over
47:26
your head you can do it
47:28
you can do it
47:29
okay you got it
47:32
good good good yeah you got it right you got it right you
47:40
got any chance you think the couch looks good there
47:43
Hey Joe what's up
47:45
bad news I watched the tape and passed along to my bosses and they
47:48
weren't oh sorry man
47:55
but uh you watch the tape
47:58
yeah I I I I liked
48:00
it but uh my bosses didn't go for it
48:04
stupid sons of you didn't watch the
48:12
tape what of course I did look it's one thing
48:16
not to cast me but to lie to me I'm not lying to you
48:20
I watched it well you lied again
48:22
I watched it keep going
48:26
I did no you didn't
48:28
I'm telling you I watched the
48:31
tape did you watch the tape
48:39
no can't believe Joey
48:41
I hate being called a liar
48:43
but you are a
48:45
liar what did I just
48:48
say you still here yes and I have to say I am not just
48:52
hurt I am insulted
48:54
when I tell somebody I did something okay hold let me just stop you
48:57
right there okay first
48:58
you lied right then
49:00
you lied about lying
49:02
okay then you lied about lying about lying
49:05
okay so before you lie about lying about lying about lying about
49:12
lying stop lying why are you so sure I didn't watch this tape
49:17
you want to know why you want to know
49:19
why well this is going
49:23
well here's how I know you didn't watch the tape okay if you had
49:26
seen what was on this tape believe me
49:29
you would have some comments
49:31
all right now remember
49:32
I got paid a lot of money for this and it only aired in
49:39
Ichibon Ichibon lipstick for
49:54
men ity Bon lipstick
49:56
for meno and that's how I know you didn't watch the
50:06
tape he really is a chameleon
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