0:27 Oh, look what happened.
0:30 Huh?
0:31 Check me out.
0:33 I'm in my kitchen naked.
0:38 Picking up an orange.
0:41 I'm naked.
0:45 Lighting the candles naked and carefully.
1:01 >> >> Oh my god, that's Rachel naked.
1:06 I can't look at that.
1:08 I am looking at this.
1:09 Okay.
1:10 Vivid colors, expressive brush strokes, unless she wants me to be looking at that.
1:19 She knows I'm home.
1:21 She knows I can see her.
1:24 What kind of game is she playing?
1:28 I think maybe someone's lonely tonight.
1:32 Oh, Dr.
1:34 Geller, stop it.
1:36 You're being silly.
1:39 Or am I?
1:42 >> Oh, I miss you already.
1:46 >> Can you believe this happened?
1:48 >> No.
1:49 No.
1:51 >> And yet it did.
1:54 >> Goodbye, Janice.
1:55 >> Kiss me.
1:59 Oh, Chandler.
2:00 Sorry.
2:01 Oh, Chandler.
2:03 Sorry.
2:06 >> Hey, Janice.
2:07 Hi, Monica.
2:08 >> Okay.
2:09 Well, this was very special.
2:12 >> Great.
2:13 SHE COULDN'T SEE WHO'S OUT HERE.
2:16 WHAT'S going on?
2:17 Oh my god.
2:19 Janice T.
2:22 >> Janice is gonna go away now.
2:26 >> >> I'll be right back.
2:28 Oh, Joey, look who it is.
2:36 >> Whoa.
2:36 >> Oh, good.
2:36 Joey's home now.
2:38 >> This is so much fun.
2:40 This is like a reunion in the hall.
2:45 >> Oh, hi Ross.
2:46 Yeah, there's someone I want you to say hi to.
2:51 >> He just happened to go.
2:52 >> Hello, Ross.
2:53 Yes, that's right.
2:54 It's me.
2:55 How did you know?
2:56 >> She's sweat.
2:57 Wet.
2:58 Got it going like a turbo vet.
3:00 >> So, fellas.
3:03 >> Yeah.
3:03 >> Fellas.
3:03 >> Yes.
3:03 >> Has your girlfriend GOT THE BUTT?
3:04 >> HELL YEAH.
3:05 >> SO, SHAKE IT.
3:06 >> Shake it.
3:06 >> SHAKE IT.
3:07 >> SHAKE IT.
3:07 SHAKE THAT NASTY BUTT.
3:09 >> Baby got back.
3:11 >> One more time from the top.
3:13 I like BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE.
3:16 You are the >> Rachel, please.
3:21 That is so inappropriate. really think this is okay.
3:25 >> Well, Ross and Emily aren't going to use it.
3:28 >> Oh, it's so beautiful.
3:33 >> Oh, you know, I I don't know if I feel right about this.
3:34 >> Oh, mama.
3:35 Mink.
3:37 This is the honeymoon suite.
3:39 The room expects sex.
3:43 The room would be disappointed if it didn't get sex.
3:47 All the other honeymoon suites would think it was a loser.
3:56 >> >> Okay.
3:56 >> Okay, >> Emily.
3:57 Nope.
3:58 Not under here.
4:02 >> Hey.
4:02 >> Hi.
4:02 >> So, did you uh did you tell Ross?
4:04 >> Well, I tried, but then he had a shampoo related emergency.
4:10 So, I guess now it's your turn again.
4:11 >> No, no, no, no, no, no.
4:12 I think it's better if you tell him.
4:14 You know, it's easier for a woman.
4:16 That way you know if he gets mad,
4:17 all you have to do is go.
4:19 I didn't mean it.
4:23 I'm I'm so sorry.
4:29 >> Yeah, cuz that's what we do.
4:31 >> All right.
4:31 All right.
4:32 Okay.
4:32 Um how about this?
4:33 How about this?
4:34 Tomorrow >> Mhm.
4:37 >> Tomorrow we'll both go and we'll tell them together.
4:40 >> Okay, that sounds fair.
4:42 That just means though once again.
4:44 >> I know.
4:44 I know.
4:45 That's okay.
4:46 I mean, we can control ourselves.
4:48 We're not handm.
4:50 >> Of course, we can wait.
4:54 >> All right.
4:54 So, I guess that means good night then.
4:56 >> Yep.
4:58 Good night.
5:06 >> Good night.
5:09 >> Good night.
5:17 Seriously, good night.
5:18 >> Stop saying good night.
5:19 Okay.
5:40 >> I'm so sorry.
5:45 >> Hey, >> was the show still on?
5:46 Almost over, man.
5:48 Hey, Non.
5:49 Oh, go.
5:50 Is that the Pope?
5:54 >> Why am I looking?
5:57 >> Oh, look.
5:57 Here I am.
5:58 Look, this is my big scene.
6:00 >> All right, back off.
6:03 >> I got a gun.
6:06 I'm not afraid to use it.
6:07 >> Oh, Joey.
6:09 >> That's right, Lony.
6:10 >> You couldn't have at least changed your shirt.
6:14 Now, I want a suitcase filled with $100,000 filled with $100,000 in small bills.
6:24 And if I don't get >> And if I don't get it,
6:30 I'm going to shoot this duck.
6:32 >> Oh, no.
6:35 >> I'm coming out.
6:45 And she supposed to buy this >> Joey.
6:48 Bravo.
6:51 >> Ground control to major.
6:56 Commencing countdown.
6:58 Engines on.
7:08 That's uh scenes from next week's show.
7:10 Next week.
7:13 >> I am definitely going to watch that.
7:16 >> Do you not want to be seen with me?
7:18 >> What?
7:19 No.
7:19 Of of course I do.
7:20 Are Are they gone?
7:23 >> Uh, no.
7:23 They're still here.
7:24 But I think I'm about to leave.
7:26 >> What?
7:26 No.
7:26 No.
7:27 Wait.
7:27 What?
7:29 You're right.
7:30 This is stupid.
7:31 Who cares what people think?
7:33 I mean, we we like each other, right?
7:35 There's nothing wrong with that.
7:38 Come on, >> Bert.
7:44 Lydia, Mel, >> this is Elizabeth.
7:50 >> Hi.
7:50 >> Aren't you in my popular culture class?
7:53 >> That's right, Lydia.
7:54 Elizabeth here is a student and uh we're dating.
7:57 And you may frown upon that, but we're not going to hide it anymore.
8:05 You are so fired.
8:09 >> What?
8:09 They're going to fire you.
8:10 You can't date a student.
8:12 It's against the rules.
8:13 Really?
8:13 It's not just frowned upon.
8:20 >> Oh my god.
8:20 Did you hear that?
8:21 She said, "Manica, they can't leave her."
8:26 >> You know, if you want,
8:27 we could sneak the dog back in and Chandler wouldn't even know.
8:30 That's not going to work.
8:31 I had that dog there for 3 days and Chandler had no idea.
8:34 He's not so smart.
8:36 >> Hey, I didn't know either.
8:38 >> Yeah, but you kind of knew that something was going on, didn't you?
8:44 >> Yeah, I knew.
8:48 >> Hi, honey.
8:49 >> Please, please, please don't be mad at me.
8:52 >> What?
8:53 Why?
8:53 Why would wait and see?
8:54 Maybe we will.
8:55 Maybe we won't.
8:58 >> Okay.
8:58 Okay.
8:58 I went over to Ross's apartment to bring back clunkers, you know, for you.
9:02 And I left the door open and she must have gotten out.
9:07 And I looked everywhere all over the apartment, including the roof, which FYI, Ross,
9:13 one of your neighbors growing weed.
9:17 I couldn't find them.
9:19 And I am so so so sorry.
9:23 But I do know where we can all go.
9:26 EASE THE PAIN.
9:30 >> >> WE HAVE GOOD NEWS.
9:31 LOOK WHO'S BACK.
9:33 >> HEY, LOOK.
9:35 Oh my god.
9:36 >> That's right.
9:37 She came back all by herself.
9:39 It's a Thanksgiving miracle.
9:44 >> It is so good to see you.
9:46 >> Yet, she came all the way back from Ross's building.
9:49 Oh, the things SHE MUST HAVE SEEN.
9:52 >> >> AND THEN SHE CLIMBED UP the fire escape
9:54 and she tapped on the window with her teeny little paw.
9:57 And then we ran to let her in.
10:01 I went too far, didn't I?
10:04 >> Honey, you made the bed again.
10:07 I told you you don't have to do that.
10:09 This isn't camp.
10:10 >> Oh, then I guess the panty raid last night was totally uncalled for.
10:16 Okay, I am going to take a shower
10:17 and today I will be singing Jim Crochy's Leroy Brown.
10:33 Monica, >> hey, I have a question.
10:35 Is Leroy the baddest man in the whole damn town
10:39 or the fattest man in the whole damn town?
10:42 >> Baddest.
10:43 Otherwise, the song would be fat fat.
10:45 Leroy Brown, >> what are you doing?
10:49 I'm just waiting for you, sweetie.
10:55 >> Are you remaking the bed?
10:58 >> I'm sorry.
10:58 I'm sorry.
10:59 You know what?
10:59 The way you did it, it was just fine.
11:01 >> Then you're redoing it because >> if I tell you, you'll think I'm crazy.
11:06 >> You're pretty much running that risk either way.
11:10 >> Okay.
11:11 You see, the debate tag shouldn't be at the top left corner.
11:17 It should be at the bottom right corner.
11:19 >> Well, that's not so crazy.
11:21 >> I'm just easing you in.
11:23 >> All right.
11:24 >> All right.
11:25 You see these little flower blossoms?
11:27 They should be facing up, not down, because well,
11:30 the head of the bed is where the sun would be.
11:37 You don't love me anymore, do you?
11:41 >> Actually, if it's possible, I love you more.
11:48 >> Really?
11:48 Wow.
11:48 Well, then come on.
11:50 I want to show you how to fold a toilet paper into a point.
11:55 >> Hey, I'm here.
11:59 >> Oh my god.
12:00 >> You like it?
12:01 >> Oh my god.
12:02 >> It's my new apothecary table.
12:05 >> Rosie is going to be here any second.
12:07 She cannot see this.
12:08 >> Oh, why not?
12:09 She'll She'll love it.
12:10 It's the real thing.
12:11 I got it at Pottery Barn.
12:14 >> I know you did.
12:15 I bought the same one.
12:16 And if she sees your table,
12:18 she's going to know that I lied to her.
12:19 I told her that ours was an original.
12:21 >> Why did you do that?
12:22 >> Because she hates Pottery Barn.
12:24 >> She hates Pottery Barn.
12:28 >> I know.
12:29 I know.
12:29 She says it's all mass-produced.
12:31 Nothing is authentic.
12:32 And everyone winds up having the same stuff.
12:37 >> So, come on.
12:38 She's going to be here any second.
12:39 Can we please just cover this up with something, please?
12:41 >> What?
12:41 No.
12:41 No.
12:42 I am not going to hide it from Phoebe.
12:44 Oh, although I did get some great Pottery Barn sheets.
12:47 >> Oh.
12:49 Oh, I forgot they made sheets.
12:55 >> Yeah, I still can't believe she hates Pottery Barn.
12:58 >> Ross, get over it.
12:59 It's not like she hates you.
13:00 >> Yeah, but Pottery Barn, >> you know what?
13:05 I think she's just She's weird.
13:07 You know, it's because she's a twin.
13:09 Twins are weird.
13:12 >> Well, she's not weird.
13:14 She just likes her stuff to be one of a kind.
13:17 >> Huh?
13:17 >> You know what's not one of a kind?
13:19 A twin.
13:25 >> Hey.
13:25 >> Hey.
13:25 >> Oh, Phoebe's here.
13:25 Okay.
13:26 So, let's turn out all the lights and we'll just watch the movie.
13:28 >> Okay.
13:28 Hey.
13:29 Ooh, cool sheet.
13:31 >> Oh, you like it?
13:32 You want to know where I got it?
13:34 >> Sure.
13:34 They got They GOT IT AT A FLEA MARKET.
13:38 You bought your sheets at a flea market.
13:41 Ross, come on.
13:42 You got to loosen the purse strings a little.
13:53 >> Hey babes, can you please not put your feet up on my new
13:57 old sheet?
14:01 >> MY APOTHECARY TABLE.
14:04 >> WHAT?
14:05 NO.
14:06 >> NO.
14:07 ROSS, where did YOU GET THIS?
14:08 >> I GOT IT AT POTTERY BARN.
14:10 OKAY.
14:13 OH MY GOD.
14:15 Baby Pottery Barn has ripped off the design OF OUR ANTIQUE.
14:21 >> WOW.
14:21 >> OH MY GOD.
14:22 WELL, IF THEY'VE RIPPED OFF OUR TABLE,
14:24 ours must be worth much more than $150.
14:29 >> Well, THIS DOESN'T EVEN SMELL like opium.
14:32 >> Of course not.
14:33 It smells like wine, which you spilled.
14:35 And thanks for wrecking my sheet, by the way.
14:37 >> Oh, Ross, calm down.
14:38 I'll give you the 80 cents.
14:41 She's asleep.
14:42 That means we can uh >> Yes, but we have to be fast.
14:45 >> Okay, I'll try.
14:47 >> And you can't make any noise.
14:49 >> Okay, I'll try.
14:58 >> Hello, Emma.
15:06 >> Hey.
15:07 Hi.
15:10 How are you?
15:12 How are you?
15:13 Where are your babysitters?
15:14 Huh?
15:16 Why is the bedroom door closed?
15:25 >> You can't have sex when you're taking care of the BA BIE.
15:33 >> Well, that was weird.
15:35 You were loud and I was fast.
15:38 >> >> I think you may have really done it this time.
15:40 >> Or should I have to wait to take a pregnancy test?
15:43 >> May want to get some more of those, too.
15:49 >> Where's Emma?
15:50 >> Oh my god.
15:51 Where's Emma?
15:52 Where's Emma?
15:53 >> Don't ask me.
15:53 I was in there canoodling you.
15:57 >> Okay.
15:58 Okay.
15:58 I'm sure that Rachel came home early and picked up Emma.
16:01 You go look across the hall and and I'll call herself.
16:03 >> Okay.
16:04 Hey, you better hope that we're pregnant because one way or another,
16:06 we're giving a baby back to Rachel.
16:09 >> All right, let's uh let's start with the cons cuz they're more fun.
16:13 >> Rachel first.
16:15 >> I don't know.
16:16 I mean, all right.
16:18 I guess you can say she's she's a little spoiled sometimes.
16:23 >> You could say that.
16:24 You know, I guess, you know, sometimes she's she's a little ditzy, you know,
16:31 and I' I've seen her be a little too into her looks, but Oh,
16:35 and like Julie and I,
16:36 we have a lot in common cuz we're both paleontologists, right?
16:38 But I mean, Rachel's just a waitress.
16:44 >> Waitress.
16:44 Got it.
16:44 You guys want to play Doom?
16:48 >> Or we can keep doing this.
16:52 >> What else?
16:54 I don't know.
16:57 Oh, her ankles are a little chubby.
17:02 >> Okay, let's do Julie.
17:03 What's wrong with her?
17:08 >> She's not Rachel.
17:12 >> Well, uh, >> he broke up with Julie.
17:16 >> Well, go hug her for God's sakes.
17:21 >> Really?
17:22 Really?
17:24 It's always been you, right?
17:40 God.
17:40 >> Oh.
17:40 >> Oh.
17:40 Oh, this is good.
17:41 This is really good.
17:43 >> I know.
17:43 I know.
17:44 It's It's almost What do you say we go take a walk?
17:53 Just us, not them.
17:56 >> Let me get my coat.
17:57 >> Okay.
17:57 No.
17:57 Hey.
17:58 Whoa.
17:58 Whoa.
17:59 I'll get your coat.
18:07 >> Okay.
18:07 He's going to get my coat.
18:09 He's going to get my coat.
18:11 Oh my god.
18:13 This is unbelievable.
18:16 >> What's that?
18:16 >> What?
18:17 Nothing.
18:19 What is that?
18:20 It's on my name.
18:21 What is it?
18:21 >> No.
18:21 No.
18:22 See, see.
18:24 >> Hey, it's printing.
18:26 >> Hey, it's printing.
18:29 >> Well, what is it?
18:29 Let me see.
18:30 >> Hey, someone order a coke.
18:33 >> Chandler wrote something about me on his computer and he won't let me see.
18:36 >> He won't.
18:36 He won't.
18:38 He >> Because Isn't
18:40 that Isn't that the the the the short story you were writing?
18:44 >> Yes.
18:45 Yes, it is a short story that I was writing >> in a minute.
18:50 Let me read it.
18:54 >> No, >> come on.
18:55 >> Hey, uh why don't you read it to her?
19:08 >> All right.
19:19 It was summer and it was hot.
19:25 Rachel was there.
19:30 A lonely gray couch.
19:35 Oh, look.
19:35 Cried Ned.
19:38 And then the kingdom was his forever.
19:39 The end.
19:44 That's it.
19:44 That's all you wrote.
19:45 You're the worst WRITER IN THE WHOLE WORLD.
19:48 >> ALL RIGHT.
19:49 All right.
19:49 You know what?
19:49 This isn't funny anymore.
19:50 There's something about me on that piece of paper,
19:52 and I want to see it.
19:54 >> No, you don't.
19:58 >> All right.
19:58 You know what?
19:59 Fine.
19:59 If you guys want to be children about this, that's fine.
20:02 I do not need to see it.
20:11 What is this?
20:12 >> That is something that's >> Ross.
20:15 What is this?
20:16 >> Thank you.
20:16 Well, good luck.
20:21 >> Okay, just just remember how crazy I am about you.
20:24 Okay.
20:24 >> Kind of ditsy.
20:26 I'm too into her looks.
20:30 Spoiled.
20:30 >> Now that's a little spoiled.
20:32 He was supposed to type little the idiot. just a waitress.
20:39 >> Now, that that was uh I mean, as opposed to uh the um Okay,
20:45 is is this over yet?
20:48 Ra, >> I do not have chubby ankles.
20:51 >> No, I uh may I help you?
20:55 >> Yes.
20:56 Hi.
20:56 I talked to you on the phone.
20:57 I'm the lady who got stuck with the race car bed.
20:59 >> Look, it's like I told you there's nothing I can do.
21:04 You signed for it.
21:05 Monica Felula Geller.
21:08 >> All right, Chester man.
21:10 Look, we want to see the king.
21:11 >> Nobody sees the king.
21:14 >> Okay, I'm talking to the king.
21:16 Hey, you can't go back there.
21:24 >> Oh my god.
21:33 Hey, watch it lady.
21:41 He good looking.
21:53 All right, I'll leave.
21:55 My bed's so boring.
22:25 Mona.
22:25 Okay.
22:25 If I were a salmon shirt, where would I be?
22:35 I am so sorry.
22:37 I spilled wine all over your shirt.
22:39 >> Oh, it's okay.
22:41 >> No, it's still wet.
22:42 You know what?
22:42 Let me get it out before it sets.
22:44 Oh, I have something you can wear.
22:51 Here.
22:51 >> Oh, I don't know if I want to wear a woman's shirt.
22:57 No, no, that that's a man shirt.
22:58 >> Awfully pink.
23:14 >> OH.
23:39 >> >> Oh my god, Ross.
23:45 >> Hello, >> Ros.
23:45 What are you doing?
23:47 >> Not touching myself, if that makes anyone less uncomfortable.
23:51 Well, I just called Joshua.
23:53 >> Oh, how'd it go?
23:55 >> Well, I did my best to convince him
23:56 that I'm not some crazy girl who is dying to get married
24:00 and I'm just going through a hard time.
24:02 What'd he say?
24:03 >> Well, uh, his answering machine was very understanding.
24:10 >> I feel blue.
24:16 >> Hey, you know what might cheer you up?
24:24 What?
24:24 >> You know, I got to tell you,
24:26 this really does put me in a better mood.
24:30 I wish there was a job where I could wear this all the time.
24:35 Maybe someday there will be.
24:39 >> Oh god, that's Chandler.
24:40 He's going to come by and borrow some candles for his big date.
24:42 >> Oh, okay.
24:43 >> No, no, Rachel, don't get it.
24:45 See us.
24:46 >> No.
24:46 Yeah, the groom cannot see the bride.
24:49 You're not going to marry Chandler.
24:51 >> Not after this.
24:54 >> Okay, guys, just relax.
25:02 >> I do.
25:07 >> I got to go.
25:15 >> Yeah.
25:15 Well, that ought to do it.
25:19 >> Hello.
25:20 One marriage, please.
25:22 >> Yep.
25:22 We'd want to get married.
25:23 >> Well, there's a service in progress.
25:25 Have a seat.
25:27 >> All right.
25:37 >> What are you doing?
25:38 >> Oh, that's the wedding march.
25:39 Does Does that freak you out?
25:41 >> No, only because it's the graduation song.
25:49 >> >> Okay, this is it.
25:50 We're going to get married.
25:52 >> Are you sure you want to do this?
26:00 >> HELLO, MRS.
26:01 BROCK.
26:02 >> WELL, HELLO, MR.
26:04 RACHEL.
26:07 >> WAIT.
26:08 OKAY.
26:11 >> What's your name?
26:16 >> >> It's Jake.
26:18 >> Joey.
26:18 >> Hey, Jake.
26:19 Uh, do you like the Knicks?
26:20 >> Yeah, big fan.
26:21 >> Me, too.
26:22 There's a game on Tuesday.
26:24 >> You want to go?
26:24 >> Yeah, that'd be great.
26:26 Let me make sure I'm not doing anything Tuesday.
26:35 >> Pet.
26:35 >> Hey, >> listen.
26:35 You know how uh when you're wearing pants and you lean forward,
26:39 I check out your underwear?
26:43 >> Yeah.
26:43 Well, when Jake did it, I saw that he was wearing women's underwear.
26:49 >> I know.
26:49 They were mine.
26:54 >> Oh, no.
26:54 No, wait.
26:55 That's weird.
26:57 >> No, it's not.
26:58 We were just goofing around and I dared him to try them on.
27:01 >> That's weird.
27:02 >> I'm wearing his briefs right now.
27:04 >> That's kind of hot.
27:07 >> I think so, too.
27:08 And that little flap is great for holding my lipstick.
27:17 >> Yeah, I wouldn't know about that.
27:21 >> And you know Jake says
27:22 that women's underwear is actually more comfortable
27:25 and he loves the way the silk feels against his skin.
27:28 >> Yeah.
27:28 Well, next thing you know,
27:29 he'd be telling you that your high heels are good for his posture.
27:33 >> There is nothing wrong with Jake.
27:35 Okay.
27:35 He is all man.
27:36 I'm thinking even more than you.
27:38 >> Oh, yeah.
27:39 He look like a real lumberjack in those pink laces.
27:43 >> I'm just saying
27:44 that only a man completely secure with his masculinity could walk around in women's
27:49 underwear.
27:49 I don't think you could ever do that.
27:51 >> Hey, I am secure with my masculinity.
27:54 >> Okay, whatever.
27:55 >> You've seen my huge stack of porn, right?
28:04 >> Hey, fees.
28:05 Hey, >> check it out.
28:16 >> Huh?
28:16 >> Hi.
28:16 >> How much of a man am I?
28:18 >> Wow.
28:19 Nice.
28:20 Manly and also kind of a >> You know,
28:25 I'm beginning to see what Jake was talking about.
28:27 >> The silk feels really good.
28:30 >> Yeah.
28:31 And and things aren't
28:32 as smashed down as I thought they were going to be.
28:35 >> It's great, Joe.
28:36 >> Yeah.
28:37 And you have so many more choices than you do with men's underwear.
28:40 Bikini, French cut, thong, and and the fabrics.
28:43 You got cotton, silk, lace, and you know what?
28:46 I've always wondered about >> panty hoes.
28:49 You know, the way they start at your toe
28:51 and then they go all the way up to >> I should go take
28:57 these off,
28:57 shouldn't I?
28:58 >> I think it's important that you do.
29:03 Listen, uh not that I'm insecure about my manhood or anything, you know,
29:08 but uh I think I need to hook up with a woman like right
29:11 now.
29:12 >> Yeah, I understand.
29:13 >> Yeah.
29:14 Okay.
29:20 >> Hey.
29:21 Hi.
29:22 >> Hi.
29:22 >> You know, you look familiar.
29:23 Do I know you from somewhere?
29:25 >> I don't think so.
29:27 >> Maybe it's because I'm on television.
29:31 >> >> I'm an actor on Days of Our Lives.
29:35 >> Wow.
29:35 >> Really?
29:35 >> Mhm. >> 450, please.
29:36 >> Oh, let me get this.
29:49 >> These are for you.
29:51 >> This is us getting ready for the prom.
29:54 >> You know what, you guys?
29:55 We don't have to watch this.
29:56 >> Yeah, we do.
29:58 >> Fun.
29:58 Smile.
30:00 >> Oh, Dad.
30:01 Turn it off.
30:02 >> IT IS OFF.
30:03 >> DAD, IT IS NOT.
30:04 WHAT'S WITH THE RED LIGHT?
30:07 >> THAT'S THE OFF LIGHT.
30:07 >> RIGHT, BOSS.
30:23 >> >> You look really pretty tonight.
30:25 >> Oh, thanks.
30:29 >> So, uh, what are you going to do this summer?
30:31 >> Oh, you know, I'm just going to I'm going to hang out,
30:33 work on my music.
30:38 >> Does my hook unhook?
30:39 These things keep falling down.
30:41 I can't.
30:48 >> Uh, hold.
30:49 Let me see.
30:49 I don't know.
30:51 So, what are you GOING TO DO?
30:52 >> NO, THE GUYS ARE here >> this summer.
30:56 Work on your music.
30:59 >> My own prom without a date.
31:00 I can't.
31:00 It's too lame.
31:03 You know, if you're not going, then I don't want to go either.
31:06 >> Oh, I'm going to kick Chip.
31:10 >> I have a wonderful idea.
31:12 You should take Rachel to the prom.
31:16 >> Doubtful.
31:17 Jack, give me that.
31:19 Talk to your son.
31:23 >> This thing's heavy.
31:24 >> Your mother's right.
31:26 Take her.
31:26 She could wear my tux.
31:28 >> Dad, she wouldn't want to go with me.
31:30 >> Of course she would.
31:31 You're a college man.
31:33 >> I don't know.
31:34 >> Come on.
31:35 Don't you want to find out?
31:38 >> I can't believe I don't get to go to my old prom.
31:41 Is it so harsh?
31:46 Okay, hold my board.
31:48 >> A boy.
31:49 At a board.
31:50 >> Okay, you guys.
31:51 You know, I think we've seen enough.
31:52 Let's turn.
31:54 >> Okay, fine.
31:55 Well, I'm not going to watch.
31:56 All right.
31:57 >> Come on, kid.
31:58 Let's go.
32:02 >> Are you handsome?
32:04 >> Let's show him.
32:05 >> Just a sec, Dad.
32:08 Be cool.
32:09 Just be cool.
32:20 Okay, Dad.
32:21 >> Rachel, ready or not, here comes your night in shining.
32:25 >> Oh no.
32:33 >> BYE.
32:33 >> Oh dear.
32:35 Jack, how do I turn this off?
32:37 >> Press the button.
32:38 >> Which one?
32:38 Which button, Jack?
32:40 >> The button.
32:41 The button.
32:46 I can't believe you did that.
32:51 >> Yeah.
32:52 Well, >> >> Look at you.
33:27 All sweet and innocent,
33:28 sleeping like an angel with them chubby little hands wrapped around you.
33:35 It's okay, Emma.
33:37 You stay asleep.
33:41 >> Step away from THE CRIB.
33:42 I'M 11.
33:44 >> IT'S OKAY.
33:44 IT'S OKAY.
33:44 RA, it's me.
33:45 Put down the scrunchie.
33:48 >> What are you doing?
33:49 >> Well, I heard Emma stirring,
33:51 so so I came in to make sure she could reach Hugsy.
33:55 >> Oh, thanks.
33:57 All right.
33:57 Well, now that I'm up, I'm going to go to the bathroom.
34:00 >> Okay.
34:00 There you go, sweetie.
34:03 This isn't over.
34:05 >> You already had it.
34:06 >> Yeah.
34:06 Well, we called everyone in your phone book and a bunch of people came,
34:10 but it took us
34:10 so long to get you here
34:12 that they they had to leave.
34:14 >> We wanted to throw you a big surprise
34:16 and a great shower
34:17 and and now you don't have either.
34:20 >> We ruined everything.
34:22 >> Well, no, wait a minute.
34:23 That's not true.
34:24 No, what you did
34:25 that was really sweet
34:27 and it kind of works out for the best.
34:30 >> What do you What do you mean?
34:31 Well, now I get to spend my shower with the only people I really
34:34 love.
34:35 I mean, and I get all those presents without having to talk to a
34:38 bunch of people I don't even like.
34:46 >> Oh, surprise.
34:50 >> Monica, >> you you've been quiet all morning.
34:51 Is everything okay?
34:56 >> Mhm.
34:56 >> You sure you're all right?
34:59 >> Yep.
34:59 >> Okay.
35:00 Um, well, I'm going to go uh grab us some breakfast.
35:05 >> FYI, >> there it is.
35:07 >> In the future, when a girl asks for some ill-advised sympathy sex,
35:13 just do it.
35:15 >> Wait, wait.
35:16 You're uh you're mad at me about last night.
35:20 I was just trying to do the right thing.
35:21 >> Really?
35:22 Well, it seems to me if you had done the right thing,
35:24 I would not have woken up today feeling stupid and embarrassed.
35:27 I would have woken up feeling comforted and satisfied.
35:33 >> Well, >> oh, stop that.
35:36 >> I can't believe this.
35:37 What?
35:37 I I was just being a good guy.
35:39 I treated you with with respect and understanding.
35:42 >> Oh, that is so hot.
35:44 >> Hey, I was looking out for you.
35:46 >> Oh, really?
35:47 Well, Ross, you know what?
35:48 I am a big girl.
35:49 I don't need someone telling me what is best for me.
35:52 >> I got to say, I've not had sex a lot of times before.
35:55 This is the worst ever.
35:58 >> Oh, really?
35:59 Really?
35:59 Well, it wasn't very good for me either.
36:01 >> Oh, okay.
36:02 You know, hey, hey, you know what?
36:03 You know what?
36:04 To avoid this little thing in the future,
36:06 let's just say you and me never having sex again.
36:09 >> What?
36:09 >> That's right.
36:10 Sex is off the table.
36:11 I am never having sex with you again.
36:21 >> Dr.
36:21 Green, are you feeling better?
36:23 >> What's going on?
36:24 Uh, >> Phoebe's a porn star.
36:33 >> What?
36:33 >> Phoebe Buffet in Buffet the vampire layer.
36:40 >> My god, >> that's Phoebe.
36:41 Where did you get that?
36:42 >> Well, down at the adult video place on Bleea.
36:45 And And I saw Joey was about to go in,
36:48 so I ran in ahead of him to to surprise him.
36:51 And and then then I pretended that I didn't know he was in there.
37:01 >> Wow.
37:01 I mean, I just can't I can't believe this, you know?
37:04 I mean, you think you know someone, even even Phoebe,
37:07 who's always been somewhat of a question mark.
37:11 >> This is so bizarre.
37:13 I guess it kind of makes sense, though.
37:15 She, you know, she had such a terrible childhood.
37:17 >> I had a terrible childhood and I don't do porn.
37:21 Yes, but you're dead inside.
37:24 >> Well, I better take that back.
37:25 >> Why?
37:26 Why?
37:27 >> I can't wash that.
37:28 I mean, that's Phoebe.
37:30 >> Yeah, you're right.
37:30 We can't We shouldn't watch this.
37:32 >> Absolutely not.
37:35 >> Fo, maybe a little bit.
37:36 How about just the first half?
37:38 >> Hey, no.
37:39 This is wrong, YOU GUYS.
37:40 PHOEBE'S OUR FRIEND.
37:41 WELL, I'M not going to watch it.
37:43 >> Yeah, good for you, Joe.
37:59 >> >> Ah, I thought I'd find you here.
38:02 N foratul.
38:05 Are you going to plunge your steak into my dark places?
38:09 >> Actually, I was kind of hoping it would be the other way around.
38:16 >> Hold on a second.
38:17 What is that on her ankle?
38:18 >> Her ankle is what you're watching.
38:21 >> Well, it's hard to tell.
38:24 >> Oh gosh, she just stopped moving.
38:27 >> Just doing her job.
38:30 >> You sick bastard.
38:33 >> It's a tattoo.
38:35 That's weird.
38:36 Phoebe.
38:38 >> Oh, >> wait.
38:38 That's Ursula.
38:39 That's not Phoebe.
38:40 That is Ursula.
38:43 >> I CAN WATCH THAT.
38:44 REWIND IT.
38:44 REWIND IT.
38:47 HEY.
38:48 OH, what's up?
38:49 OH MY GOD, WHAT AM I DOING?
38:53 >> What are you?
38:53 Hi.
38:56 >> Well, what are you doing here?
38:57 I'm I'm supposed to pick you up.
38:58 >> Change of plans.
38:59 I made you a special Valentine's dinner.
39:01 Surprise.
39:06 >> Hi.
39:08 >> Oh, hey, Mona.
39:08 Hi.
39:08 Hi.
39:09 Hi, Rachel.
39:10 What's she doing here?
39:13 >> I have no idea.
39:15 Um, I'll be watching TV if anybody needs me.
39:20 >> Seriously, what is she doing?
39:21 >> Uh, you know, lately she just likes hanging out here.
39:26 >> Why?
39:26 >> I think she's lonely.
39:29 >> Okay, but it's Valentine's Day.
39:31 Can't we just ask her to go?
39:33 >> Well, no.
39:34 No, she's way too emotional.
39:36 And by emotional, I mean crazy.
39:42 >> I'm not here.
39:43 That's just my Chinese food.
39:45 >> Oh my god, she has food delivered here.
39:48 >> Yes, she's she's emotional but but ballsy.
39:54 >> You know what I'm going to do?
39:55 I'm going to get in my sweats and eat this in bed.
40:01 >> And you thought she was going to be in our way.
40:06 >> So, okay, why don't you uh open the champagne
40:09 and I will be right back.
40:10 I've got a surprise for you.
40:12 You got another ex-wife back there?
40:18 >> What am I sitting on?
40:20 >> Top of the world.
40:22 Dock of the bay.
40:25 >> I'm out.
40:28 >> Oh, yeah.
40:28 Wendy's.
40:29 Oh, >> all right.
40:33 Whose are they?
40:35 >> Whose are they?
40:37 >> Not mine.
40:37 >> Well, they're Joey's.
40:38 They got TO BE JOEY'S.
40:44 YEAH, THEY'RE MINE.
40:45 >> SEE, Joy's the Joey Joies.
40:49 >> Why are they here?
40:51 >> I don't know.
40:52 Uh, I'm Joey.
40:58 >> Yeah, I'm disgusting.
40:59 I take my underwear off in other people's homes.
41:03 >> Well, get him out of here.
41:05 What's wrong with you?
41:10 >> YEAH.
41:10 >> YEAH.
41:10 TAKE THEM.
41:12 >> JOEY, you can touch them.
41:14 They're your underwear.
41:21 >> Chandana, a word.
41:30 >> That's it.
41:31 I'm tired of covering for you two.
41:33 This has got to stop.
41:39 Ah!
41:39 Ooh, NICE.
41:44 My god.
41:46 >> What do you think you're doing?
41:49 >> Just washing the windshield.
41:55 >> There is no way I am letting you drive this car.
41:58 So, why don't you just hand over the keys?
42:01 >> Oh, well, I do do not start this car.
42:08 >> >> Okay.
42:09 Okay.
42:10 I will give you 20 bucks
42:11 if you get out of this car right now.
42:17 >> Look, Ross, if you're so freaked out, just get in the car >> with you.
42:22 Yeah, right.
42:23 >> All right.
42:24 >> Okay.
42:24 Okay.
42:25 Okay.
42:30 >> What are you doing?
42:31 Get in the front.
42:33 >> In the death seat.
42:36 >> Oh.
42:36 Fine, you can have the bath, but I am taking your boat now.
42:40 You're just a girl in a tub.
42:45 >> Hey.
42:45 >> Hi, Bubbles.
42:46 Manly.
42:48 >> Well, I just thought I would drop by
42:49 and let you know how it went with Joey.
42:51 >> You told her.
42:54 >> She pulled it out of me.
42:55 She's like a conversational wizard.
42:58 >> How did it go?
42:59 >> Well, you were wrong.
43:00 He doesn't like me.
43:02 >> What?
43:02 Yeah.
43:02 How would you like it
43:03 if I sent you to Lee Major's house
43:06 and I told you
43:06 that he liked you
43:07 and you went down there
43:08 and you found out
43:08 that he didn't like you?
43:09 How would you feel?
43:14 >> I don't think I'd care.
43:16 Really?
43:16 Lee Major is hot.
43:21 >> Hello.
43:21 >> We're in the bathroom.
43:25 >> Why?
43:25 >> Because it's a relaxing and enjoyable time.
43:30 >> What are you guys doing in here?
43:33 Oh my god.
43:34 A friend he's looking at differently, but it's wrong.
43:39 It's Rachel.
43:40 >> You like Rachel?
43:42 >> Hey, look.
43:42 It's no big deal, okay?
43:44 Phoebe and I talked about it.
43:45 It's just a crush.
43:46 It's going to go away.
43:47 Dude, you got to rearrange your bubbles.
43:48 Whoa.
43:56 >> Hey.
43:57 Hey.
43:57 Hey.
43:58 >> Ros and I were looking for you.
43:59 What are we all doing in here?
44:02 >> >> Oh my.
44:05 Honey, cover it up with the vote.
44:08 Everybody else, finally, we can start celebrating my I'm sorry.
44:17 Apparently, I've opened the door to the past.
44:24 >> Okay.
44:24 Uh, Monica.
44:25 Man.
44:26 Okay.
44:26 What?
44:26 What you just saw?
44:27 >> Can I ask you just a little question?
44:30 Why tonight?
44:32 What?
44:33 See, I've been waiting my whole life to be engaged.
44:35 And unlike some people, I only planning on doing this once.
44:40 So, you know, maybe this is selfish and I'm sorry about it,
44:42 but I I was kind of hoping tonight could just be about that.
44:46 >> Oh, honey.
44:46 But it is.
44:47 No, it's not.
44:47 No.
44:48 No.
44:48 Now it's about you and Ross getting back together.
44:51 >> What?
44:51 >> Yeah.
44:51 Um, you kind of stole my thunder.
44:54 >> Okay.
44:54 Ho ho.
44:55 We did not steal your thunder because we are not getting back together.
44:58 >> Yeah.
44:58 No.
44:58 And and and you know what?
45:00 Nobody even saw.
45:03 >> Yeah, >> that's true.
45:05 >> I swear we just kissed.
45:07 >> It was just a kiss.
45:08 >> You guys kissed.
45:10 >> WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?
45:13 >> ARE YOU ARE YOU GETTING BACK TOGETHER?
45:14 CAN I sing at your wedding?
45:17 >> Thunder being stolen.
45:18 >> Okay, come on, baby.
45:19 It's nothing.
45:21 >> Let's not make a big deal out of this.
45:23 It was a onetime thing.
45:25 It doesn't even matter.
45:26 >> Oh my god.
45:29 I cannot believe you guys are talking about this.
45:33 The problems in the bedroom are between a man and a woman.
45:37 >> All right.
45:38 NOW, CHANDLER IS DOING THE BEST HE CAN.
45:51 >> Good job, Joe.
45:52 Well done.
45:53 Top notch.
45:55 >> You liked it?
45:55 You really liked it?
45:56 Oh, yeah.
45:59 Which part exactly?
46:01 >> The whole thing.
46:02 Here we go.
46:02 >> No, no, no, no.
46:04 Give me some specifics.
46:06 I love the specifics.
46:07 The specifics were the best part.
46:10 >> Hey, what about the scene with the kangaroo?
46:13 Did you Did you like that part?
46:16 >> I was surprised to see a kangaroo in a World War I epic.
46:22 You fell asleep.
46:25 There was no kangaroo.
46:26 They didn't take any of my suggestions.
46:32 >> Thanks a lot for coming, buddy.
46:34 See you later.
46:35 >> Don't go.
46:35 I'm sorry.
46:36 I'm so sorry.
46:37 Look, this guy fell asleep.
46:39 He fell asleep, too.
46:40 Be mad at him.
46:49 >> Hello.
46:49 Can I get you anything?
46:51 Huh?
46:51 Lens cleaner.
46:53 Your battery.
46:54 Okay, >> Ross.
46:58 >> Hi.
46:58 >> Thank god you're here.
46:59 You have to help me.
47:00 Were you just talking to yourself?
47:03 >> That's less embarrassing.
47:05 Yes.
47:05 Yes, I was.
47:07 >> So, when she came in, I got distracted and totally forgot about the camera.
47:11 It kept rolling and recorded everything.
47:17 >> Yeah, we're going to need to see that tape.
47:19 >> Wanted to >> interesting.
47:29 >> >> Anyway, um probably worked out for the best.
47:34 >> Yeah, sure.
47:35 >> Okay.
47:36 In about 10 seconds, you're going to see him kiss me.
47:39 >> And in about 5 seconds, you're going to see why.
47:46 >> Ross, did I ever tell you about the time
47:48 that I went backpacking through Western Europe?
47:59 >> >> Hey, get ready to see some begging.
48:02 >> OH, YOU CAME ON to Ross.
48:06 >> What?
48:06 >> Now I'm so happy.
48:10 >> What are you talking about?
48:11 >> You use the Europe story.
48:13 >> That's the magic story you use when you want to have sex.
48:19 >> How do you know about that story?
48:21 How do you know about that story?
48:25 >> I heard it from my friend Irene who heard it from some guy.
48:29 >> Some guy.
48:34 >> No.
48:34 No.
48:34 She told me that his name was Ken Adams.
48:42 >> Jer, I saw what you were doing through the window.
48:46 I saw what YOU WERE DOING TO MY SISTER.
48:47 NOW GET OUT OF HERE.
48:49 LISTEN, we had a good run.
48:52 You know, what was it?
48:53 Four, five months.
48:54 I mean, that's more than most people have in a lifetime.
48:57 So, goodbye.
48:57 Take care.
48:57 Bye-bye then.
49:00 >> What are you doing?
49:01 >> Oh, I'm going on the lamb.
49:03 >> Come on, Chandler.
49:04 Come on.
49:05 I can handle Ross.
49:12 Hold on.
49:12 >> Hey, Ross.
49:12 What's up, bro?
49:17 What the HELL ARE YOU DOING?
49:19 >> OKAY.
49:19 What's What's going on?
49:20 >> Well, I think I think Ross knows about me and Monica.
49:26 >> Dude, he's right there.
49:31 >> I thought you were my BEST FRIEND.
49:32 THIS IS MY SISTER.
49:34 My best friend.
49:35 And my sister.
49:36 I I cannot believe this.
49:37 >> Look, we're not just messing around.
49:39 I love her, okay?
49:42 I'm in love with her.
49:44 I'm so sorry that you had to find out this way.
49:48 Sorry, but it's true.
49:49 I I love him, too.
49:58 >> My best friend and my sister.
50:02 >> Hey, Rachel.
50:04 Somebody got your shoes.
50:05 Oh, give me >> Oh my god.
50:12 Oh, these are my rat babies.
50:18 >> Yeah, we have rat babies now.
50:23 >> You brought rats to my birthday party.
50:26 So, this is what a stroke feels like.
50:30 >> I had to bring them.
50:31 We killed their mother.
50:32 They're our responsibility now.
50:35 You know, they require constant care.
50:36 You should know that, Rachel.
50:37 You're a mother.
50:41 >> Are you comparing my daughter to a rat?
50:43 >> No.
50:44 Seven rats.
50:47 >> I think we should take them home.
50:48 We need to feed them.
50:49 Why?
50:50 You're going to leave my party to take care of a box of rats.
50:52 Well, I'm sorry, Rachel, but I'm not like you, okay?
50:55 Not everyone can afford health.
50:59 >> Got to go.
51:00 Miss you, too.
51:02 I love you, but it's getting real late now.
51:05 >> Hey, ma.
51:06 Listen.
51:06 I made the appointment with Dr.
51:08 Baza, and >> Excuse me.
51:16 >> Did you know this isn't ma?
51:26 Her name's Ronnie.
51:29 She's a pet mortician.
51:31 Sure.
51:37 >> So, how long you've been?
51:41 >> Remember when you were a little kid?
51:42 I used to take you to the Navyyard
51:44 and show you the big ships >> since
51:46 then.
51:47 >> No, it's only been 6 years.
51:50 >> I just wanted to put a nice memory in your head
51:51 so you'd know that I wasn't always such a terrible guy.
51:57 Joe, you ever been in love?
52:02 I don't know.
52:03 >> Then you haven't.
52:05 You're burning your tomatoes.
52:07 Huh?
52:07 >> You'll want to talk.
52:11 >> Joe, your dad's in love big time.
52:13 And the worst part of it is it's with two different women.
52:16 >> Oh, man.
52:17 Please tell me one of them is Ma.
52:20 >> Of course.
52:20 Of course.
52:20 One of them is ma.
52:21 What's the matter with you?
52:25 >> Good one.
52:26 >> Hey, Joe.
52:27 Dad.
52:28 Ronnie's here.
52:29 Huh?
52:29 Hi.
52:32 >> Hey.
52:32 >> Hey.
52:32 >> Hello, babe.
52:32 Uh, what what are you doing here?
52:36 >> Oh, uh, well, you left your good hair at my apartment.
52:39 I figured you need it tomorrow for your meeting.
52:45 >> Thank you.
52:45 Um, >> so, who's up for a big game of Kplunk?
52:55 >> Look, I uh I I shouldn't have come.
52:58 I I better get going.
52:59 I don't want to miss the last train.
53:00 >> No, no, hun.
53:00 I I don't want you taking that thing to swing this.
53:02 >> Oh, where am I going to stay?
53:03 Here.
53:04 >> Wo ho.
53:07 >> We'll go to a hotel.
53:10 >> Go to a hotel.
53:12 >> No, you won't.
53:12 >> No, we won't.
53:14 >> If you go to a hotel, you'll be doing stuff.
53:17 I want you right here where I can keep an eye on you.
53:20 >> You're going to keep an eye on us.
53:22 >> That's right, mister.
53:23 And I don't care how old you are.
53:25 As long as you're under my roof, you're going to live by my rule.
53:38 >> What is that?
53:39 >> I think it's the dying cat parade.
53:44 >> Sounds like it's coming from across the street.
53:48 >> Oh my god.
53:51 >> What?
53:51 >> You know that thing that Ross was going to do at our wedding?
53:53 He was hanging out with me yesterday
53:55 and he turned to me
53:55 and he said,
53:56 "You're half Scottish, right?"
53:58 >> No.
53:58 There is no way to not be Ross.
54:11 >> Why is your family Scottish?
54:14 >> Why is your family Ross?
54:18 >> You cannot play our wedding.
54:20 I mean, everyone will leave.
54:21 I mean, come on.
54:22 That is just noise.
54:25 It's not even a song.
54:28 If >> you listen very carefully, I think it's Celebration by Cool in the Gang.
54:39 >> Well, I feel like a snack.
54:41 >> Do you want some shortbread?
54:43 It's Scottish like you are.
54:46 >> Oh, no thanks.
54:47 I don't like anything from my Scottish heritage.
54:50 What?
54:52 Well, just my entire family was run out of Scotland by Vikings.
55:00 >> Well, it sounds to me like your family is ready to uh rediscover
55:03 its Scottish roots.
55:04 >> You can't play bag pipes at the wedding.
55:08 >> How did you know about that?
55:10 >> We heard you play all the way from your apartment.
55:12 >> Were you the ones who called the cops?
55:28 >> Hello?
55:28 Hello, >> baby.
55:28 >> Joey, what's going on?
55:34 >> What?
55:34 >> Oh my god.
55:35 >> I know.
55:37 It's stuck.
55:40 >> STEP.
55:41 HOW DID IT GET ON?
55:43 >> I put it on to scare Chandler.
55:46 >> Oh my god.
55:47 Monica's going to totally freak out.
55:49 Well, THEN HELP ME GET IT OFF.
55:51 PLUS, WELL, it smells really bad in here.
55:54 >> Of course it smells really bad.
55:56 You have your head up a dead animal.
56:08 >> Oh, hey.
56:09 >> Hey, did you get the turkey, B?
56:10 OH MY GOD.
56:10 OH MY GOD.
56:13 >> Who is that?
56:14 >> It's Joey.
56:17 >> What?
56:17 WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
56:18 IS THIS supposed to be funny?
56:19 >> No, it's not supposed to be funny.
56:21 It's supposed to be scary.
56:24 >> Get that OFF NOW.
56:25 >> I CAN'T.
56:26 It's stuck.
56:27 >> I DON'T CARE
56:28 THAT THAT TURKEY has to feed 20 people at my parents house
56:30 and they're not going to eat it off your head.
56:33 >> Hold on.
56:34 Okay, let's just I'll think.
56:39 Wait for me.
56:39 >> It was a mistake.
56:40 I made a mistake.
56:42 Okay, >> a mistake.
56:43 What were you trying to put it in?
56:45 her purse.
56:47 >> Where?
56:48 Where did he put it?
56:53 >> Ros, you had sex with another woman.
56:56 >> Oh my god.
56:58 >> Oh god.
56:58 I knew something had to be wrong
57:00 because my fingernails did not grow at all yesterday.
57:04 >> Yeah.
57:05 Well, I guess they had a fight and he got drunk.
57:07 >> Oh, you guys knew about nothing and you didn't tell us.
57:10 >> He had sex and we get hit in our heads.
57:13 >> You know what?
57:14 I want you to leave.
57:15 Get out of here.
57:15 Just get out.
57:16 >> No, I know.
57:16 I want to stay.
57:17 I want to talk about this.
57:18 >> Okay.
57:19 All right.
57:21 How was she?
57:27 >> Uhoh.
57:27 >> What >> was she good?
57:28 >> Don't answer that.
57:33 >> I know.
57:33 She said you wanted to talk about it.
57:35 Let's talk about it.
57:36 How was she?
57:38 >> She was awful.
57:40 >> She was not good.
57:40 Not good.
57:41 Didn't compare to you.
57:43 She She was different.
57:45 Oh.
57:49 >> Uhoh.
57:49 >> Good.
57:50 Different.
57:52 >> Nobody likes change.
57:58 >> Should we do something?
57:59 >> Yeah.
58:00 Never cheat on Rachel.
58:04 >> I'm sorry.
58:04 Okay.
58:05 I'm sorry.
58:06 I I was disgusted with myself
58:07 and then this morning I was
58:09 so I was I was
58:10 so upset and then I got your message
58:11 and I was so happy
58:12 and all I wanted was to get her out of my apartment
58:15 as fast as possible.
58:20 >> What time did your little friend leave?
58:27 >> Oh my god.
58:28 She was there.
58:28 >> She was still there.
58:30 She was in there WHEN I WAS IN THERE. ask you.
58:37 >> Listen.
58:38 Oh, hey.
58:38 Hey, the important thing is she meant she meant nothing to me.
58:41 >> And yet, SHE WAS WORTH JEOPARDIZING OUR RELATIONSHIP.
58:46 >> LOOK, I didn't think there was a relationship to jeopardize.
58:48 I thought we were broken up.
58:50 >> We were on a break.
58:51 >> That, for all I knew, could last forever.
58:53 That to me is a break up.
58:55 >> You think you're going to get out of this on a technicality?
58:57 >> I'm not trying to get out of anything, okay?
58:59 I thought our relationship was dead.
59:01 Well, you sure had a hell of a time at the wake.
59:06 >> You know what?
59:07 I don't think we should listen to this anymore.
59:09 >> What are you doing?
59:10 I can't go out there.
59:11 >> Why not?
59:12 I'm hungry.
59:15 >> Because they'll know we've been listening.
59:17 God, I'd have to hear about it from Gunther.
59:21 >> Come on.
59:21 Like I wanted him to tell you,
59:22 I ran all over the place trying to make sure that didn't happen.
59:27 >> Oh, that is so sweet.
59:31 I think I'm falling in love with you all over again.
59:36 >> You know what?
59:37 I think we can go out there.
59:38 I mean, they have more important things to worry about.
59:40 >> Yeah, we'll be fine.
59:41 >> Look, Rachel, I wanted to tell you.
59:43 I thought I should.
59:44 I I did.
59:45 And then Chandler and Joey convinced me not to.
59:52 >> Wax the door shut.
59:53 We're never leaving.
